Take My Breath Away

Jon is about 350 kilo of useless lard - immovable His diet is determined by his abusive mum She has treated him like shit ever since his birth He hates her fat fucking guts "I’m so sick of KFC, I’ve had it all week. Go get me some hotcakes or something from the loose change menu at Macca’s” "You get what your given cunt" Carol returns after forty minutes bringing with her three large brown paper bags She throws all twelve servings at her obese son Wheezing and coughing hard she falls down, grabs her arm "Can you please dial triple 0" "Oh, so nows the time you need my help? How about you go fuck yourself you abusive fucking cunt" Some hours have gone by He is getting a little hungry again Looking down at his dead mother he gets a devious plan Reaching out, Jon grabs the electric bed remote, raising himself up Using all of his might he can muster Teeters over crashing down on the hard ground the room begins to shake Searching for an instrument, he finds the perfect tool The cutlery from McDonald’s Plastic knife and fork Slicing into his mum’s fatty tissue revealing the lean meat that lays below Tearing out a decent piece of mum’s steak regaining the nutrients he lacks Jon devours all of his mum’s large tits "You have finally fed me from your breast" Taking one last bite, the heart attack comes Looks at mum laughing at the irony

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

“I have come here to collect your cocks Please line up for me, flop them out" Kelly enters the male change rooms at the gym Half a dozen blokes turn around “Who the fuck's that?" “This bird must be lost” “Listen cunts I’m not here to fuck around” Blake removes his towel and approaches the angry looking woman “Here love you can gobble down on this” Laughing to his mates he doesn’t spot the knife Not 10 seconds after wrapping her giggle gear around his semi erect tacker he’s ready to cum Moaning as he blows she cuts it off Blake screams holding his severed stump as blood pisses out No fucks given Kelly walks out with her prize She throws it in a shoe box she keeps in the boot of her XC falcon Happy that her collection is growing she grins and speeds away from the gym She gets pulled over by the cops “In a hurry today Ma’am?” “Sorry Darl I’m just running late, can we settle this now?” Officer Jack jumps in the car and unzips his fly Kelly removes his tiny pecker in one little bite Kicks the screaming officer out to the curb and speeds off Spits out the unimpressive trophy “That was hardly worth the effort, almost an insult to my awesome collection” On the hunt for more prizes she heads to the beach She is delighted by the sausage fest she sees Her next victim: a buff looking lifeguard Asks him to come back to her car for a shag “Gotta make it quick I’m not supposed to leave my post” Knifes off his schlong and leaves the prick to bleed out She calls it a day Someone follows her home “You ruined my life now I’ll take yours bitch” She slits his throat and decides Blake stew is on the menu for dinner tonight

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

“A croc just ate my kids” Screamed Janelle, a lovely local Mum Hysterically crying at the patrons of the pub “He took them straight from the tent, got my sleeping kids in one single bite! Snapped up and then dragged away, I tried to run but the prick was too quick” Screams from her sons pierced the air leading into the swamp Whole pub stood still “Fuck me, gotta kill this cunt” Brad, a local chippy and a hero at the footy club runs straight out the pub Swag in the ute, pedal to the metal “Don’t forget your lunch” His mum throws a vegemite sanga into the tray “Thanks mum, you bloody legend” Shouting to his mum he drives away from pub in his decked out sick looking hilux Smashing down a tinny, diesel smoke in the air Absolutely fearless He parks the ute just by the billabong “Yuck, he sure was a big cunt. He made a fucking mess” Setting up camp twenty feet from the water, surrounded by a dozen traps “I’ll get this cunt in the morning I’ll be right tonight since the pricks already eaten” Brad wakes from rumbling water The biggest salty grabs his rifle Darting out of the water, he catches him off guard His jaw clamping down on poor Bradley's private parts “AHH, you scaley fuck” He puts a round right in the crocs brain and starts to bleed out Driving back in agony “Help me, he got me good, he stole my fucking manhood” Everyone in the pub laughs Pulls out the rifle and shoots the lot Brad severs old mate’s king kong to replace his missing schlong Have a geez

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

“Susan… yuck! You were the love of my life and had to go blow that old cunt Harold” Now sick to his stomach, sees the light on across the road and grabs his stethoscope Dr Karl storms out over Ramsey Street “Someone’s due for their prostate exam Open up you fat old fuck How dare you disrespect me? I never liked your cafe mate the food is fucking gross” Bursts through the door he’s fucking pissed Sees Harold on the couch stark naked pulling one out “Yell at me again!” Wraps the stethoscope around his gullet, Harold is aroused Crying while choking the old fuck, poor Karl is emotional “Why’d you have touch my Sue, you’re a stubborn selfish fuck” Harold turns purple His penis weeps, shooting loads as he’s dying To the kitchen the doctor goes, grabs a knife and starts feasting Karl devours Harold’s asshole Lou enters the room “What the fuck! That’s my best mate Now you’re fucked” Lou’s brought garden tools to help Harold plant some lovely spuds Sobbing as he punches Karl on his massive fucking nose Cutting his throat with sheers “How could you do this to me Karl” Lou flattens the doctors face into a lovely stew “Fuck yeah, I better go show Susan” Lou waddles across the road, blood soaked hands with a chubby little boner Runs to the lounge room, dacks himself and calls for Susan “Hey love, the doctor’s dead Say hello to your new husband”.

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025

Drooling as he cums into his closed fist Watching his neighbour Dana undress from behind his Spider-Man curtain Kade watches his crush every night from his bedroom window using a pair of binoculars dad scored at a garage sale Kade is a very simple man He likes to watch all the cartoons His favourite are superheroes He desires to become one Kade has been concocting a master plan to bring himself and Dana together Realisation that he must do something heroic and save her life But his plan has a snag, he has no super sick super powers to speak of Until he recently watched the Simpson's Radioactive man Chain link fence broken with bolt cutters Security bypassed with a keycard he swiped from the bench Kade makes his way through the maze Following the correct signs he eventually finds his way to the nuclear waste Telltale trefoil Dumping its contents on the ground Gleefully he dives in He wakes up feeling a new man Smashes out his morning wank but spots Dana at the bus stop Quickly gets dressed, undies on the outside, Kade walks over "Hi Dana, I'm a hero" "Sure you are" A junkie comes by and pulls out a knife, demanding their valuables "Gimme ya shit!" This is now his chance to impress Dana He gets up, shoving old mate back out onto the road The crackhead rushes at Kade with the blade connecting with his stomach but he remains unfazed "What the fuck?" With his newfound invincibility, he lashes out and smashes the druggie Lucky right hook scons his jaw, he's out cold Like a sack of shit he hits the floor Dana leans in for a quick pash Kade’s lip detaches off into her mouth The rest of his face follows through and splats It seems he got more than what he bargained for

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Alice was a teacher in the secondary education system A decade of torment, broken her completely Copping sexual advances daily have taken its toll A decision has been made, drastic career change She has always found corpses exciting "I want to be a mortician" Years of study She is ready Job interview - she nails the part Time to pursue her dreams "G'day love! My name's Robbie, Please let me show you around” Paperwork, chemicals, instruments, cadavers Surprisingly aroused by the smell of death in the air She imagines cold dead fingers on her clit “Time to get to work, here’s the newest arrival, I hope you’re ready to handle your first stiff" She sees Mr Flynn from way back when she was still teaching high school The dead man has tented himself with his rock hard ice cold cock She moistened up at the sight of her old crush on the table grabs a scalpel from the table and drives it deep into Robbie’s neck Blood spews out onto the tiles, Alice mounts Mr Flynn Lividity ensures his sunnyboy stays erect "I was a really hot girl way back then, Why didn’t you want me?" Congealed semen shoots deep inside her from the erupting corpse Alice queefs Flynny’s weepings over Robbie's head After disposing of the bodies she flees the country Nine months later Alice gives birth to a boy that she adoringly has named Flynn

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

“Fuck you cunts you’re coming with me” He said just before he croaked it Glen, so misunderstood A dopey looking weird cunt only five foot, with a face a mother couldn’t love “Fuck’s sake, I should’ve worn the glove” Said Frank, a devastated father Gave poor Glen a beating everyday “I’m so ashamed I created this abomination” Twelve toes, a second head sprouting from his neck Little bogan kid from a country town Almost nineteen with the mind of a child “Dad could we go down to the lolly shop please” “No, you unloveable spud You never keep your bag on and you always shit yourself We’re not going. Here’s fifty bucks, head down to the servo and get the gas bottles changed over” He can’t stop sobbing Grabs three bottles, a box of redheads for dads BBQ “Fire up them snags, my famous pork ribs Oi how sick are my chicken skewers? So fucking tasty” Frank brags to his mates, all truck drivers throwing beer cans at his mutated son “Fuck you Dad I’ve made a bomb” Gun powder filled milo tin "Die!" The fuse is lit Body parts, fresh organs, shit on the patio “Ahhhhhhh!” Screams from the kitchen poor mother is wailing “Fuck! There goes two thirds of my Centrelink payments What a waste of snags" Crafty little Glen has died with a smile on both heads

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

Sent from the future A multipurpose killing machine Disguised as pleasure, the bringer of judgment Crusty little sex shop open late Gav drives past “That’s a new addition” Sitting in the window, the toy of his dreams A pink automatic dildo machine “I’ll take that please, how much?” “Well how does forty-four fifty sound? Just found it out the back, got no idea where it came from A mystery sex toy” Gav loads it into the Van “Could I grab some lube please, a ball gag plus these DVDs?” He races home, straight into the lounge room Plugs it in ready and armed, totally unaware Pre-empted by future machines They know Gavin’s a dirty sex fiend Designed to tear him apart He starts it up, preparing his anus “Ugh this is better than my first huffy” Increasing speed, aimed at its target “That’ll be right, it’s faulty, slow the fuck down” Spikes shoot sideways from the dildo, Gav is trapped Punching further and further into his guts Screaming and bleeding profusely, praying to god “Please don’t let me die” Stabbing through his lungs, a jagged massive willy Coughing blood, muttering his last words “Just go for the kill. I’ve had enough my love” Piercing the cranium, Gav is fucked through the head Brain matter spills onto his pet cat Snowball Another future general terminated Used as a litter tray for weeks to come Half eaten by his cat

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Wally loves to take Rex for a walk every Saturday Morning ‘round the block Picking up his droppings with his plastic bag Rex is well trained and knows a dozen impressive tricks Shmackos are his reward for being obedient When he misbehaves he has to go without food and water for a few days Luckily he has learned how to do all the things that please his master Wally walks down to the basement and sees his best friend sitting in a puddle of piss, looking guilty as fuck "You naughty little bastard you should know better Come upstairs right now and receive your punishment" Rex is led to the bedroom His latex suit unzipped exposing his chapped and prolapsed asshole He has earned a tasty treat for being a good boy and doing what he’s told “Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? You know how to handle a bone Lets chill and watch Game Of Thrones" Later Wally tries to get his pet all excited “It’s time for walkies!" As they head down the street a young woman sees Wally walking Rex on his leash "That’s disgusting parading that poor young man around like that" “Check your privilege bitch, I Identify as canine” Rex loses control He bites deep into her leg ripping out a chunk of flesh “I’ll teach you some respect” He snarls throwing her to the floor Grabbing her thigh in agony Rex cocks his leg up marking his territory Her screams seem to delight the mongrel He sniffs her ass and licks her face then goes straight for her neck Ripping out her throat with his vicious bite Her screams are silenced with a sickening gurgle “Who’s a good boy?” Wally gives him a treat Man's best friend Once they return home Rex stands up, removing his collar "I’ll see you at work on Monday” he says as he gets dressed “I’ll see you then mate”

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Dale was a sleazy cunt Always trying to cop a feel from his co-workers He had his eyes set on Steph the cleaning lady as she was kind of hot She only worked after hours when no one was around The perfect time to flirt “Let me just masturbate in front of you” Was the final straw “I knew you were a weirdo, but this is fucking fucked” She threatens him “I’m reporting you to Mr Stanley, your career’s over now” Dale panics and instantly regrets approaching her “Please let's just forget this ever happened my darling Stephanie, I have been under a lot of stress” “You’re gonna regret you ever said those words to me” “Seriously, can’t you take a fucking joke? ” The next day Mr Stanley calls Dale into his office “I’ve received complaints about your behaviour I’ll have to let you go” Dale loses his cool and lunges over the desk, strangling his boss till he passes out He stabs Mr Stanley in the neck with a Bic pen Watching the blood flow out “Looks like I’ve let YOU go” As Dale comes home he is whacked over the head with a cricket bat He comes to an hour later strapped to a chair in his kitchen “You sick bastard, I heard what you did at work” Reaching for the Dyson “You love the cleaner how ‘bout I clean you out" Shoves the Vacuum down his throat and sucks the life out of the prick The sickening gurgle of blood and guts swirling gives pleasure to his wife In the last moments of life he shuts his eyes thinking about Steph and cums As Dale lies there lifeless his wife vacuums the floor around him, opens a stubby, goes back to the couch to watch ‘The Bachelor’

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025