Tekkno Pidgeon

*Hoot!* *Hoot! Hoot!* Welcome... You've entered a secret zone... You've entered the secret society...of the pigeon milkers... It is time... to explore... the ultimate... pleasure... (start the eJay x-ray jam!) Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... *Hoot!* Welcome. You've entered Umbrella Corporation, Chris. *Hoot!* For our secret milking of the pigeon, for the ultimate in pigeon (tekkno) *Hoot!* *Hoot!* *Hoot!* *Pigeon sounds* Give me an egg. HURRY! Nice It's time to BREASTFEED THE PIGEON Help! Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon Tekkno. *Hoot!* Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Techno vibes Pidgeon vibes MILKING OF THE PIGEON AT 85% (I'd rather not!) ENGAGING SUPER MILK PROGRAM! *Woman screaming* Now you see the power of my milking, Chris. (WESKER!) But now, it's sf-time for another level(o--o-oh-oh, o-oh)... CHRIS MILK! I'm not... gonna make it! Prisoners 281, you are free. Prisoner 282, you are free. Prisoner 283, you are free. Prisoner 284, you are free This ship is out of control This ship is out of control Captain Pidgeon You might've won this time, Chris. But I'm not destroying the world, I'm MILKING IT! Come on everybody it's time to dance Drop your Albert pants Get down and get into the machine Time to drink some PIGEON CREAM! *Woman screaming* I can't hold any more I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- pigeon I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- ah It's time to milk MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MIIILLLKKK! Give me milk WEEEESSKEEEEERRR!!! I'M CUUMMIIING! *gooey splatter sounds* COMPLETE. GLOBAL. LACTATION! Shit Nice (𝐇 𝐎 𝐎 𝐓 !)

Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026