Skeleton Metal X
HE-MAN, HE-MAN ITS ME SKELETOR I HAVE CONQUERED THE METAL HE-MAN AND I'LL ROCK YOUR COCK OFF SKELETAL PIMP HE ONCE KILLED A CHIMP MURDERED A MONKEY CAUSE HE'S A METH JUNKIE SNORTED COCAINE OFF A HOOKERS TITS ON HE-MAN HE FUCKING SPITS HE-MAN, HE-MAN WHY DONT YOU SUCK MY BONE HE-MAN? AND THEN I'LL BEAT YOU, I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A TELEPHONE HE-MAN NYEARGH IF YOU DONT LIKE SKELETOR THEN HE'LL MAKE YOUR ASS SORE DICK ASS SKELETON DRESSED IN BLUE WATCH OUT BITCH HE'LL CUT YOU HE-MAN SUCK MY BONE I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL AND MOAN NYEARGH HE-MAN BELONGS IN THE TRASH AND NOW ITS FOR MY WEED STASH
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
When the witching hour draws near And the bones are rattling in their tombs You might fall into the... Into the zone Welcome to this stupid place Say goodbye to your fleshy face Enter a domain of bones The spookiest of all zones "All I'm asking for is a glass of hot milk" This place sucks, get me out Get me out of the bone zone Welcome to the skeleton domain The place and home of all pleasure and pain "And I'm not checking the bathroom!" Into the Welcome to the bone zone With skeletons, I'm left alone I was just looking for a meal tonight But now they want my flesh to bite This place sucks major boner, bad puns Cackling with no skin The ritual shalt begin Skeletons drinking beer They're coming for my rear They won't ask me twice If I like playing beer dice Stuck down in the zone Somebody please give me my fucking phone Turns out the "bone zone" really just is a skeleton bar, oh Welcome back human, to the bone zone! You thought you could escape last time But this time, we identified the piss in the bathroom And it turns out it belongs to you! Shit, uh, no wait, that makes a lot of sense, sorry This place sucks, get me out Get me out of the bone zone Get me out, get me out of this place Pleasure and pain, welcome to the skeleton domain Bone zone You know what, you know what skeletons? You suck, I found my phone I'm going to call an uber this time And you know what? Fuck off skeletons, bye Ah look at that I found my coat this time
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
"You're dead, we killed you, we killed you!" "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Furniture of law enforcement He is a Robert, he is a cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert, and he's cop He is the Robert cop, oh yeah Once was known as Alex Murphy He swore to protect Detroit with mercy They shot his flesh and made him into a toy The evil bootleggers he must now destroy Hе is a Robert, he is a cop He is a Robеrt cop He is a Robert, and he's cop He is the Robert cop, oh yeah Futuristic Robert Terminator, autobotic Exciting movie look Toy, "I'll be back" He once was known as Alex Murphy Sworn to protect Detroit with mercy They shot his flesh and made him into a toy The evil bootleggers he must now destroy He is a Robert, he is a cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert, and he's cop He is the Robert cop, oh yeah He is the Robert Cop, ahh Robert Cop, Robert Cop Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm back Now known as Edy Murphy Sworn to protect Detroit with mercy The factory is in sight the doors will explode Cobra assault cannon, it's time to reload He is a Robert, he is a cop He is a Robert cop He is a Robert, and he's cop He is the Robert cop, oh yeah I'll be back "I am having trouble." Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Waking to a crashing sound Could it be neighbors hound Think it was from the kitchen Time to check, a midnight mission Okay hang on, what is that Standing on your kitchen's mat Hey, sorry I didn't knock I just didn't want to give you a shock I was thirsty I wanted a drink Is that too much you think? Sorry, ok but you just gotta know This stuff makes your bones grow It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink My glass of milk What an idiot Should've locked the door Now I'll sneak around for Drinking milk some more I would've bought the milk myself But I'm kinda broke If I had money I'd get surgery Now I'm forced Into burglary It was late It gave me quite the fright I was ready for a fight Skeleton drinking all your milk Now out of the window I will slink He poured the rest in the sink My glass of milk
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
There are things that do not belong And I'll tell you with my song Fruit on a pizza's out of place If you like that, then I'll smash your face Shit is gross Makes me puke Pineapple does not belong on a pizza! Don't ruin the pizza With a shitty fruit, pineapple I'd rather eat a dick on a pizza! Pineapples on a pizza, eugh! Pineapples on a pizza, ueargh! Pineapples on a pizza!? Put this on your pizza Pineapple can fuck right off Why do people eat this shit? Shit's gross, don't put it on a pizza
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Death I summon thee Wake underneath the sea Quakes strike the earth Evil has given birth Reanimate upon my call Form as I enthrall Shape into what was once moving Water, oh so confusing Brain, its disconnected Pain, no longer there Fear, its coming near Step out it's time to dance We're all dead in a black submarine It's an underwater evil, sunken Norwegian machine We're all dead in a black submarine It's an underwatеr evil, sunken Norwegian machinе Down with the skeletal whales Now ready to set their sails Revenge, a dish served cold An undead machine by revenge controlled ship Kaptein, vi fick signal Hovedskjermen slås på Vi finner land, kaptein Sett kursen mot helvete! Åh-åh Arise from the depths On land we'll walk with heavy steps Docked on land, no more sea Freezing Norway's my destiny It's a black submarine It's a Scandinavian piece of shit I thought it was funny And I knew they were dumb But now I am on the run How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? You swim down and knock on the door Didn't think it would actually work Now the crew has gone berserk In this black submarine Now the submarine is back And it's crew is looking to attack They want blood for what I've done They'll get me with their harpoon gun We're all dead in this black submarine, huh
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
A thousand deadly rockers Deep underground tonight They're always looking for trouble Skeleton metal comes to light Switchblade jammed into my head On this night of the living dead Leather jacket on my bones Cheap glasses where i once had a nose Cause we rise with a crack We're all insomniacs Oh yeah, I'm a bone maniac Because we're the skeletons dressed in black We arе the coffin bastards, the undead crеw We're drinking our special milk brew The coffin bastards, it's a skeletal brawl We're causing trouble at your mall We're the ones that mixes milk and coke We're the ones that died of a stroke No tires on our wheels only spikes Snuck into the bowling alley getting strikes At the cinema screaming over the movie Kicked out eating gas station sushi I'm poisoned and I'm shitting out my lungs It's a coffin bastard night and I've got the runs We're the coffin Bastards, stealing your food We're the boners with attitude The coffin bastards, smoking candy cigarettes The motorcycle speeds like fighter jets Yeah, you better watch out, grandma Safety first, we've got our pink helmets on Hitting another bar, and then we're gone until dawn Hangover cure, we'll milk a rat And then we'll throw up upon your mat Stealing coupons but paying anyway We're driving on the wrong side of the freeway Don't you forget that We're the coffin bastards, we are dying every night Yeah, we're dying for a cup of shite We're the coffin bastards crashing through your window store Every night, my organs prepare for war Hey it's that skeleton gang huh? Oh Really? Yeah! I heard they're some real bad asses Oh really? Hey, you guys are a bunch of pussies, you know that? Oh! that means a lot, thank you Yeah We're the bastards! Yeah, we wash our hands, ooh, and we do the dishes We cannot be defeated, we're always almost always sleeping Our credits cards are depleted, we're the ones in the night That plant the dynamite, speeding past a traffic light Yeah you know our names, risen from graves We're the bastards!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits Yeah, I like making NFTs, non-flushable turds I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long Now I don't know how to stop I like my coffee like I like my metal Up my own ass Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it Yeah My body's a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea Last time someone called me a pussy, I cried for three hours It's past my bedtime to all the haters saying I'll get nowhere In life, you were freaking right The devil shits when a good guy farts Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples Don't turn off the lights, I'm afraid of the dark Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe I don't care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it We all have our own opinions But deodorant is delicious and that's a fact Yeah I've got IBS, Itchy Ball s I wipe my ass just, so I can, shit my pants again Because I was born to shit and forced to wipe
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I'll click on the internet content so bad it makes me sweat Load up the modem get ready to nut Its another night where I can't spell butt Go on Google to find my fix Why is there only pics of birds when I search for tits? I don't know how operate an internet browser I just click everywhere without wearing any trousers 'Cause I don't know how to turn off caps lock Now my desktop is full of cock I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to usе Bing I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwavе my phone I'm a skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone I cannot figure out technology I'm downloading viruses constantly Facebook is my source of facts My memes have a million artifacts My phone is exploding with bloatware Filled with a million programs And I don't have a single care I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to use Bing I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwave my phone Skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone I simply just don't give a damn Now I'll fall for another email scam I deleted all the icons, I'll buy another computer Now I'm off on my flame decal scooter Internet Explorer for life, wow I really hate my wife I'm a thousand-year old but I refuse to learn For cheap crap light beer I thirst and yearn Caps lock in the YouTube comment field Now to install another computer virus shield I'm a skeleton boomer, I download everything Skeleton boomer, dumb enough to use Bing I'm a skeleton boomer, I'll microwave my phone Skeleton boomer, 'cause I'm bad to the bone The computer is on fire The mouse is in the frier I'm pouring sand into my printer I think chips are for dinner I'm the skeleton boomer Bud light presents
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
"Welcome to Lego Island" Ugh You can build a buggy, drive a big tow truck You can paint a jet-ski yellow like a duck Master of the universe, there ain't no trick You just gotta do it, brick by brick Brick by brick, suck my dick No matter how thin, no matter how thick Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick Faster than a skateboard, bigger than a bike Louder than a DJ scratching all night Pedal to the metal, hecka Lego squeal You're in the driver's seat when you're behind the wheel Brick by brick, suck my dick No matter how thin, no matter how thick Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick "Master!" "Whoops! You have to put the CD in your computer" "Are you ready to leave" Brick by brick! I refuse to sing the Gameboy pun If you're gonna cruise the island There's something you should know When you block the road you're gonna get towed Brick by brick, suck my dick No matter how thin, no matter how thick Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick I built a cool machine, red and yellow and black There ain't no doodad this device lacks All around the island, we're going 'round the bend Break it down, baby, brick it up again Brick by brick, suck my dick No matter how thin, no matter how thick Papa told Mama and Laura told Nick You can move a mountain You can move a mountain You can move a mountain If you do it brick by brick!
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Moobot the marcianito has escaped Bring me four duendes with attitude! Yellow fren, PISS Brown fren, POO Red fren, uh NORWAY? Green fren, FART Go go fecal rangers, go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts Go go fecal rangers, go go fecal rangers Go go fecal rangers you mighty morphine duende addicts
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I call upon thee Cock yeah, cock and ball torture, yeah Cock and ball torture, Yeah! Metal shock, into my cock The gods crush my genitals Hammer force with no remorse Holy pounding to my sack Zeus strikes with sounding spikes Hades burns my scrote with hellfire Poseidon's spear into my rear God stomps my member to bits Pulverize, agonize Pelvic demise, my dick is canonized The planets shatter upon their commands Thunder cracks as I destroy my own glands Ejaculate the milky way For I am the one, their destined son (son) Pain is my name for destruction I reign (reign) For I am the one, these nuts will cum Pain is my name as I galvanize my cock vein Penis metal, penis metal Penis metal, I call upon thy phallus metallum Penis metal, penis metal Penis metal, I call upon thy cockus rockus Quake with fear for my superior balls Penis metal, penis metal Penis metal, I call upon thy phallus metallum Penis metal, penis metal Penis metal, penis metal, yeah, cum
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la La-la, la-la, life is good Ahhh! Walking outside in the warmth of the sun Happy smiles and the flowers so nice Until you turn your head and bam A giant floating skull pulverizes you into jam Cause you've been Cause you’ve been skullanized You cannot run, you cannot hide He's coming around, you have died Because you've been skullanized
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Agh Woo When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni I was eating macaroni Macaroni, when one day I was eating bonemeal Yeah! When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni It was yummy When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni When one day I was eating macaroni It was yummy, stinky and so cheesy Now I will put on my peeny Ahh, ahh When one day I was eating macaroni, macroni M-M-M-M-M-Macaroni, what? Macaroni, I was eating macaroni I was Macaroni, yea
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I come out, I throw trash all over- all over the ring And then, I start eating garbage! I'm the Trashman A healthy green Earth they say is happy But for me that sounds way too sappy I jam uranium into the recycling station And drink gasoline for my own hydration I eat a bowl of computer chips I am a total biological apocalypse They don't know how I am alive Now into the sewage plant I will dive Trash! I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere An ecological nightmare Carbon foot on the pedal I am trash metal I smoke raw glass that's real hеalthy, right? I'm washing it down with battery acid plenty, yeah Garbagе a real delight, on this sacred trash site I'll eat your cans and your legos too Your trash is what I'll break into I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere An ecological nightmare Carbon foot on the pedal I am trash metal I'm willing to do a little killing Dump batteries in the sea I'm setting fire to a Christmas tree I throw garbage everywhere Plastic Funko pops for lunch On sewage I'll make my munch They call me trash metal Never seen in the light Looking for a delight There's nothing I will never ever bite I'm eating your garbage tonight
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I'm always on the run A nasty outlaw that doesn't need a gun You think you've seen me once or twice? But evil sneaks in paradise I, I pee in the pool I might just leave a tiny piece of stool An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea Because I am the one, you will see A pool of pee-pee I did it once, I'll do it twice Off to another pool to fertilize, uagh Unknown is my name Pissing in pools is my Game That's right, I'm destroying the city, in the pools I'll do a little pissy, watch out No one is safe the pool is mine The waters fillеd with my golden wine Yeah, wе're six feet deep in I, I pee in the pool I might just leave a tiny piece of stool An oceanic storm, a mouthful of pee Yeah we're drowning in a yellow colored sea Because I am the one, you will see A pool of pee-pee I did it once, I'll do it twice Off to another pool to fertilize
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax Dead by snax, dead by snax I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean There lies an island where the creatures roam A famed explorer tells me they're delicious And yet, they’re hitherto unknown You might think it sounds impossiblе 'Til you've seen a carrot crawl Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch ’em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see Wе are whatever we eat Find 'em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, it's Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, talkin' 'bout Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, it's Bugsnax They're inside of my flesh And if the rumour’s not complete baloney Then it’s the story of the century So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends To solve the mystery, oh God An expedition thirteen-strong Of Grumpuses who all set off Seeking out a better life On Snaktooth Island they did find A tasty quest to fill the hole That many feel inside their soul Venture deep to reach the truth And maybe you'll learn something too You might think it sounds impossible ’Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall Kinda bug and kinda snack Try to catch 'em in your trap Feed somebody and you'll see We are whatever we eat Find ’em hiding in the sand Tearing up a ketchup patch Come to Snaktooth Island and discover its Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, it's Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, talkin' 'bout Bugsnax Oh-oo-oh, it's Bugsnax Everybody's talking about... Thought it was a childrens game But now you're dying and screaming in pain Bunger's crazy, he's out for blood Snaktooths islands corpses are buried in mud Thousands sacrifices won't satisfy my need I am bunger, on meat I feed Bow down to the bugsnax They're already inside you Death to videodrome Long live the new flesh I'm Triffany Lottablog Oh yea, Vargfren He's green like me This guy knows what he's doing Look, he's got a little hat Very good, very amazing gamer According to me the best archaeologist in the biz Triffany Lottablog
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Das ist Tanz, das ist Tanz Das ist Tanz, das ist Tanz You must Tanzen now Let the bass kick To the rhythm, rhythm Time to rock, cmon! B-b-b-b-bass We're gonna turn this thing into one big orgy If you're not dancing, you're all gonna fucking die Where's the beef? *Orgasm* Oh fuck you leatherhead Come together as one Come on O-oh-oh-oh Strut that ass, strut that ass Strut that ass, struttin' that ass You're Wendy's kind of people Come on and push it Woos *fart* I can't stop *fart* *fart* *fart* Hey yeah, eat your heart out Sausage Gravy, haha O-ohh-ohh Ass we can Bippy-bo-ba Bippy-bo-bap Break it down You are selling Kentucky Fried Chicken so well in Christmas And is it a common custom overseas? And I know that people are not eating chicken They're eating turkey And I say, Yes It was lie Here we go again 4, 3, 2, 4 It smells like a thousand dead rats, ough I'm going to shit myself Oh, the beef was expired, ah-ah-ah-ahhhh It's got parasites, ahhh ahh ahhh Oh, it's out of date, the beef was out of date Come on, are you ready to shit your meat out? Cmon, oh yeah Don't eat the beef, oh yeah Don't eat the fucking beef Huh, you like that? Fuck You! Let's beef it up Beef, beef, beef, beef Beef, beef, beef, beef Beef, beef, beef, beef Beef, beef, beef Feel so good *smack* Ahh Jam FM Welcome back to the beef zone Where's the beef?
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
There's a fucking demon stuck in my fucking head And this time, mommy, you can't make me go to bed Oh-ya-ya-yabw-yabw When mommy tells you it's dinner time You tell her instead, it's demon time! Yearhbl Teacher tells me to do my homework? (Don't forget your homework now) Teacher wanna tell me how to live my life? (Don't forget to brush) I jump up on my desk and take a fat shit Oh that's right, mommy didn't buy you any Doritos, ye-yeah So now you're gonna have to drink blood Because they've awoken the demon inside Mountain Dew I might be seven years old But I've been pushed to my limits, yeah Daddy tells you to get off his Xbox And that's when you gotta blow up the house Breakdown Are you ready? Get on it! We've had it up to here society, yurr And we're gonna protest right now to this song With the power of metal, say what? We're gonna shit our pants, jump the fuck up You ready to shit your pants? Yeah! You ready to dookie You ready to dookie on society yeah? Don't fucking mess with me I hate broccoli Wee-ee-ee ,wee-ee-ee I don't like broccoli Wee-ee, hahahahahah If you're 555 then I'm 666420 yeah And I'm fucking down with the sickness Oh my god Timmy pooped himself Yebelrugh Timmy you OK? No, fuck you! Alright
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Ooh, it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh so tight Anime pillows decorate these inner walls As I'm rattling around in these dark halls I search the internet for some clues I throw up when I see naked women, I'm so confused This isn't what sex could be Vaginas and butts are for poo-poo and pee-pee Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone A dark night of melancholia I open up a book filled with genitalia Oh my god, page after page of naked dudes? Why is the hair on his penis called pubes? I call a doctor to ask if this is true He answers with anger, "Who the hell are you?" I slam down the telephone and then I scream Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream? Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right Sunglasses at night with my saxophone I'm tellin' ya, baby, I just love to bone, yeah The thought of an organ makes me sick To the point that I wish I could smash my own dick I say no thanks, I'd rather dislocate my head And shove it all the way up my ass when I spread Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night Here in my coffin, oh-so tight I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night My cheap pillow waifu feels so right I've got no dick, but I love to bone On this night, I'm all but alone
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Die, die we can never die Everything reduced to cinder blown sky-high The world war bones vomiting a cluster fuck Into earths own dumpster truck A battle with no losers, winners or assholes in between Just a bonemageddon of crazy rattlers full of adrenaline Local boner lords strapped to the nuclear missile fuck Getting ready for state of sizzling skeletal shock Death comes at the speed of ass Your skin fried off by the atomic mass Joined into an orgy of the dеad Microwaved into bones And turned into a soup of lеad We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead, we'll fight each other We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead we’ll fight each other Helicopter crashing thousand feet into the united nations Now who is the first to sign our crazy delegations Skin and muscle as useless as a knitted condom Now welcome to a battle of never ending quantum A death toll so high it makes my head spin But the number has actually yet to begin Blow up every monument Shaping Mount Rushmore into a pair of dicks Launching every weapon And ushering tomorrow's bonepocalypse Death comes at the speed of ass Your skin fried off by the atomic mass Joined into an orgy of the dead Microwaved into bones And turned into a soup of lead We march into the skeleton war Your flesh once fresh now belongs to the corps Humanity gone, it will never ever recover Now instead we'll fight each other The calcium cataclysm nothing to this irrationality A Million rounds per minutes into this swarm of immortality Googleplex of Bone tanks tossed by the kaiju necro beast Now rise again tomorrow for we are never deceased A world of shit has gone to worse Now mount the mini gun atop the hearse We ride into another battlefield of death I’ll resurrect tomorrow Where I'll take another, I'll take another I'll take anothe last breath
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Once your soul's at rest, that's when you'll confess Cut you down to size, make you realize That you're not so tough, say you've had enough What it takes to learn, on the cross you'll burn You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes, yeah When you're in your tomb, you will meet with doom Cause you've cursed the dead, better left unsaid You'll regret thе days, that you've spit on graves Now your time has comе, you immortal scum You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes Oh no, no don't let them go They're coming to take you away Fucking thrash Once your soul's at rest, that's when you'll confess Cut you down to size, make you realize That you're not so tough, say you've had enough What it takes to learn, on the cross you'll burn You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes You must respect the dead That's where your future lies You must respect the dead Or they'll rip out your eyes You must respect the dead
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
It's Fren, he's so much fun In the Fren zone with everyone Eating sandwiches and going to space Best Fren of the human race Wrestling, fighting demons too Just doing what he's born to do Vibing hard, cool facial hair He's a gamer, Fren's never scared Hanging out with Fren Takin' naps with Fren With Fren, good times never end I love Fren You love Fren We love Fren Fren is a friend My best Fren Your best Frеn A super Fren Fren is our friеnd I love Fren You love Fren We love Fren Fren is a friend My best Fren Your best Fren A super Fren Fren is our friend Fren
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
*Hoot!* *Hoot! Hoot!* Welcome... You've entered a secret zone... You've entered the secret society...of the pigeon milkers... It is time... to explore... the ultimate... pleasure... (start the eJay x-ray jam!) Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... Tekkno vibes... INFINITY... *Hoot!* Welcome. You've entered Umbrella Corporation, Chris. *Hoot!* For our secret milking of the pigeon, for the ultimate in pigeon (tekkno) *Hoot!* *Hoot!* *Hoot!* *Pigeon sounds* Give me an egg. HURRY! Nice It's time to BREASTFEED THE PIGEON Help! Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon Tekkno. *Hoot!* Pidgeon Tekkno Pidgeon *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Tekkno vibes Pidgeon vibes *Hoot!* Techno vibes Pidgeon vibes MILKING OF THE PIGEON AT 85% (I'd rather not!) ENGAGING SUPER MILK PROGRAM! *Woman screaming* Now you see the power of my milking, Chris. (WESKER!) But now, it's sf-time for another level(o--o-oh-oh, o-oh)... CHRIS MILK! I'm not... gonna make it! Prisoners 281, you are free. Prisoner 282, you are free. Prisoner 283, you are free. Prisoner 284, you are free This ship is out of control This ship is out of control Captain Pidgeon You might've won this time, Chris. But I'm not destroying the world, I'm MILKING IT! Come on everybody it's time to dance Drop your Albert pants Get down and get into the machine Time to drink some PIGEON CREAM! *Woman screaming* I can't hold any more I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- pigeon I'm back from the intergalactic trip I'm back from the inter- ah It's time to milk MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK! MIIILLLKKK! Give me milk WEEEESSKEEEEERRR!!! I'M CUUMMIIING! *gooey splatter sounds* COMPLETE. GLOBAL. LACTATION! Shit Nice (𝐇 𝐎 𝐎 𝐓 !)
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
*Rattle* Sometimes no, sometimes yes! *Rattle*
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026