Skeleton Metal 2
When the witching hour draws near And the bones are rattling in their tombs You might fall into the Into the zone Welcome to this stupid place Say goodbye to your fleshy face Ented a domain of bones The spookiest of all zones How did I end up here anyway? I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell? This place sucks Get me out Get me out of the Bone Zone Welcome to the skeleton domain The place and home of all pleasure and pain Where's the bathroom? This place blows. Into the Welcome to the Bone Zone With skeletons I'm left alone I was just looking for a meal tonight But now they want my flesh to bite This place blows major boner Bad puns. Cackling with no skin The ritual shalt begin Skeletons drinking beer They're coming for my rear They won't ask me twice If I like playing beer dice Stuck down in the zone Somebody please give me my fucking phone Turns out the "Bone Zone" really just is a skeleton bar Drinks for everybody, except the human! Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah hey. What the fuck?! This place sucks Get me out Get me out of the Bone Zone Get me out Get me out Get me out of this place Pleasure and pain Welcome to the skeleton domain Bone Zone You know what guys, you suck. I found my phone, I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons, bye. Ah, damn it I forgot my coat.
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Watch out! Bleueahghgh I desire blood I want a drink So I'll slam you in the kitchen sink Watch out, in the night He's gonna give you a fright Vampire Skeleton Doesn't give a shit He's gonna gnaw on you bloody tit Vampire sleeping a bit too late Your life is forever, but your skin won't wait I wake up in my castle Life is such a hastle (AAAAAA) Fuck, I overslept (*Yawn*, what time is it?) My bones, the only thing that's kept (Oh, God damn it.) Watch out, in the night He's gonna give you a fright The curse of Immortality Has put me in a fatality I have no flesh I have no skin But now I have this sick-ass grin Vampire Skeleton Didn't know it came to this I wake up and take a filthy piss I am thin as a stick Wait a minute, where's my dick? Yeah, good luck with a stake now, you fucker
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
All rise for the national anthem Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the spookiest fright Vote Now you've elected the wrong fucking guy Now you can kiss humanity goodbye Why did we elect an evil skeleton His slogan was "I'll turn you all into gelatin" I am President Bone Guy Say goodbye You're all gonna die Prepare to fry Why did we do this We knew it was bad He's made of bones and he's got a shoulder pad Anyone that's elected And has no eyes Surely means we'll turn into french fries United States of Skeletons Blown apart by giant guts "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Skeletons, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under bones."
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Risen from hell Born from an evil spell Bones from another age Reanimated rage Dinosaur walks again Hail Satan Amen Skeletal beast hungers for flesh Run now or face your death Maybe this was a bad idea after all
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Deep in the cosmos There is a dark star Where every skeleton plays a mean guitar A planet shaped like a skull Burning and aflame But there's no need to worry They're too busy with a fucking name Meanwhile on Skeleton Planet Can't decide a name for our Skeleton Planet Is is "Skeletron"? Or maybe "Bonerbaijan"? Can't decide a name for our Bonely Home Maybe we can call it "Skelеton Rome"? No that's even dumbеr Gotta think of something first Nameing our goddamn planet, this is the fucking worst How about "Spooktune"? How about "Bonemoon"? How about something that doesn't sound like it was written in one afternoon? How about something that doesn't suck? How about something that doesn't get us stuck? Wait, guys, I have an idea Wait, let's call it "Space Korea" No dammit, that's the dumbest one yet
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
I know what you guys Might be thinking right now But there's a reason This is on the album Think about it What is he made out of What does he look like What is he What is the Terminator That's right That's right That's right Time Traveling Skeleton I can get away with this cause it's true It's true though And I don't wanna hear no shit about it, alright The Terminator is a time traveling skeleton Fuck off, don- don't even try with that cyborg crap or whatever Look at him Look at him That's what counts
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026
Maybe?
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026