Pineapples Do Not Belong on a Pizza

There are things that do not belong And I'll tell you with my song Fruit on a pizza's out of place If you like that, then I'll smash your face Shit is gross Makes me puke Pineapple does not belong on a pizza! Don't ruin the pizza With a shitty fruit, pineapple I'd rather eat a dick on a pizza! Pineapples on a pizza, eugh! Pineapples on a pizza, ueargh! Pineapples on a pizza!? Put this on your pizza Pineapple can fuck right off Why do people eat this shit? Shit's gross, don't put it on a pizza

Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 08, 2026