A Twisted Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Make the Yule-tide gay, From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here were are as in olden days, Happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 25, 2025

(Chorus:) Oh come all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant Oh come ye, oh come ye to Bethlehem Sing choirs of angels Sing in exultation Oh sing, all ye senders of the heaven above (Chorus:) Yea, Lord, we greet Thee Born that happy morning Jesus, to Thee be all glory giv'n Word of the Father Now in flesh appearing Oh come let us adore Him Oh come let us adore Him Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord (Chorus:) Come and behold Him Born the King of Angels Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord Oh come let us adore Him Oh come let us adore Him Oh come let us adore Him, Christ the Lord (Chorus:)

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 25, 2025

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleighbells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmas's be white

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 25, 2025

I'll be home for Christmas You can count on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree Christmas Eve will find me Where the love-light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams "I'll be home for Christmas You can count on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree Christmas time will find me Where the love-light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams" I'll be home for Christmas You can count on me I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams...

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 25, 2025

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air there's a feeling of Christmas Children laughing, people passing Meeting smile after smile And on every street corner you hear Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling, hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas Day Strings of street lights, even stop lights Blink a bright red and green As the shoppers rush home with their treasures Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch This is Santa's big scene And above all the bustle you hear Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling, hear them ring Soon it will be Christmas Day

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 25, 2025

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me creap down the stairs to have a peek She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 25, 2025

The weather outside is frightful But the fire is so delightful And since we've no place to go Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow It doesn't show signs of stopping And I brought some corn for popping The lights are turned way down low Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow When we finally say good night How I'll hate going out in the storm But if you really hold me tight All the way home I'll be warm The fire is slowly dying And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing But as long as you love me so Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Til the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la See the blazing Yule before us Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Strike the harp and join the chorus Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Follow me in merry measure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la While I tell of Yule-tide treasure Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fast away the old year passes Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Hail the new year, lads and lasses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Sing we joyous, all together Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Heedless of the wind and weather Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yuletide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some Mistletoe help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really know how to fly And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two Although it's been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 25, 2025

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, "12 Silver crosses"; "11 Black mascaras"; "10 Pairs of platforms"; "9 Tattered t-shirts"; "8 Pentagrams"; "7 Leather jackets"; "6 Cans of hairspray"; "5 Skull earrings"; "4 Quarts of Jack"; "3 Studded belts"; "2 Pairs of spandex pants"; "And a tattoo of Ozzy!";

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 25, 2025

We wish you a twisted Christmas We wish you a twisted Christmas We wish you a twisted Christmas And a Twisted New Year

Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 06, 2026

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleighbells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmas's be white

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 25, 2025