Flamingo Overlord

[Chorus] Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like a pink flamingo Like a pink flamingo (Woah-oh-oh) Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like there's no tomorrow Like there's no tomorrow [Verse 1] This world's a ripe disgrace with all the selfish whim Like parasites we infest, bleed all resources dry No hope, no change will come, power sits in comfort We won't do anything, so why don't we all Dance the fertility dance Let them biological chemicals run through your dance Jump, take the bravery jump Feel your worries float away as you step out [Pre-Chorus] And take a walk on the wildlife side Take a walk on the wildlife side [Chorus] Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like a pink flamingo Like a pink flamingo (Woah-oh-oh) Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like there's no tomorrow Like there's no tomorrow [Verse 2] Chance, take a little chance Someone else will fill the need And everything will probably turn out great Everything is so great It's finally time for you to shine if you go out your door And really [Pre-Chorus] Take a walk on the wildlife side Take a walk on the wildlife side [Chorus] Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like a pink flamingo Like a pink flamingo (Woah-oh-oh) Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like there's no tomorrow Like there's no tomorrow [Bridge] You put your head up and make a stroll around You put your head down and take a stroll around You take a look left and then you stroll around You take a look right and then you stroll around You put your head up and make a stroll around You put your head down and take a stroll around You take a look left and then you stroll around You take a look right and then you stroll around [Chorus] Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like a pink flamingo Like a pink flamingo (Woah-oh-oh) Everybody hit the dancing floor Get your freak on and dance like there's no tomorrow Like there's no tomorrow [Outro] We all tell selfish lies to keep on dancing That leaves a ripened world for overlord taking While we all rave about our own mirror reflection One overlord will seize and take what's for the taking

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025

[Verse 1] Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink my beer alone No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink my whiskey solo Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink my drink alone 'cause I've got something sweet to tell you Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink wine by myself No, I would rather have a glass with you from top shelf Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink my beer alone 'cause I've got something cool to tell you [Pre-Chorus] I don't wanna feel like a greedy person and so I say [Chorus] Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me 'cause I got all the money in the world Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me 'cause I got all the money in the world [Verse 2] Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink in solitude No, I would rather party and share thе good mood Now I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink these shots alone 'causе I've got something fine to tell No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink this without you Now we should have a party and invite the whole crew No, I don't wanna, I don't wanna drink this all alone 'cause I've got something nice to tell [Pre-Chorus] All I wanna do is to share another drink with you so [Chorus] Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me 'cause I got all the money in the world Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me 'cause I got all the money in the world [Chorus] Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Just choose your booze, we got nothing left to lose Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Keep knockin' 'em down, I'll buy another round Hidey-ho, all drinks on me, oh Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Hidey-ho, all drinks on me Let's get wasted like tomorrow never comes

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

Out on the barren alkaline shores A very Flamongous flamingo is born Into a stringent violent hierarchy He grew up fleeing, but he turned to face the fight Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay He needed a leg substitute with a twist He made it a bad ass gun with a fist His walk turned out quite limpy you might say But don't let him hear you or you will surely pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Slowly he took over all the barren shorelines But was not content to merely rule his kind Making peaceful claims he built a secret army He would have us all be servants, slaves or dead Kill, destroy, annihilate All who will oppose his fate Kill, destroy, annihilate All who will oppose his fate Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay Now he flees no more He'll rather come a'knocking on your door He lost a leg that day So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

Every time that we possibly can Everywhere there's a bottle to share We wanna party, with no reins Twenty miles an hour in the wrong lane Let us drink and have fun at the fest No one doubts that we are the best This is wild, it's insane Twenty miles an hour in the wrong lane There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! From a party with political aims Steal and hoard the financial gains On the backs of our workers we ride Twenty miles an hour on the wrong side Everywhere there is power to grab All your norms will be met with a stab We don't care, you can't blame Twenty miles an hour in the wrong lane There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going strong Now lemme welcome everybody to this wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild Lemme welcome everybody to this wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild Lemme welcome everybody to this wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild Lemme welcome everybody to this wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild We back, it's 'bout to go down Finish up your cup and let's hit the next round I swear, you never had it better Use that free drink, don't save it for later The hell you expected? Trollfest baby, pay the respect and Gotta hit the party with your fellas Shake ya tail feathers like it's Coachella Another week, oh, where the liquor, here's the liquor, uh Grab the liquor, pour the liquor, drink the liquor, uh It's Sin City, in live colors, so it's legal, uh We chillin' in the clouds like we eagles, yo No need to feel ashamed Have a good night and make some mistakes God this is insane Twenty miles an hour in the wrong lane There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! There's a party going on, there's a party going strong, hey ho! There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going strong There's a party going on, there's a party going wrong At home!

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

Every overlord will from time to time encounter Pesky irritants that must be moved out of the way But no overlord wants to get his hands dirty He should create a militant brute Day three, let's see Who can I call when the masses make noise The Flamingorilla What can I use to suppress and silence The Flamingorilla How to induce complacent apathy; The Flamingorilla How to reduce the resistance mutterings The Flamingorilla First, he should establish a bureaucratic frontline A circular swamp of never-ending forms To scatter all rebels and drain them to death For the few who make it through He has solutions for that too Day twelve, note to self Who can I call when the masses make noise The Flamingorilla What can I use to suppress and silence The Flamingorilla How to induce complacent apathy; The Flamingorilla How to reduce the resistance mutterings The Flamingorilla Manipulate methodically The people will doubt, the people will fear Maul, murder, maim, the Flamingorilla game Day's the 21st, I'm developing a thirst and Who can I call when the masses make noise The Flamingorilla What can I use to suppress and silence The Flamingorilla How to induce complacent apathy; The Flamingorilla How to reduce the resistance mutterings The Flamingorilla Who can I call when the masses make noise The Flamingorilla What can I use to suppress and silence The Flamingorilla How to induce complacent apathy; The Flamingorilla How to reduce the resistance mutterings The Flamingorilla The Flamingorilla Will never let an overlord down The Flamingorilla He will serve and crush all resistance Crush those pesky irritants

[Verse 1] Hey You wanna drink? Give me a wink But don't puke in the sink I'll give you something that is powerful Something dirty and magical Something frozen and tropical I'll show you something called Flamingo Libre Hey You wanna drink? Give me a wink It brings you back from the brink A potion that will make you powerful A tonic that will make you magical You'll be truly irresistible It's something crazy called Flamingo Libre [Pre-Chorus] Do you need a drink? Something very pink? [Chorus] Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's sharе a cold Flamingo Libre Come on, evеryone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre [Verse 2] Hey You wanna drink? Give me a wink It's much more than you think I gave you something that is powerful Something dirty and magical Something tasty and tropical I gave you poison called Flamingo Libre [Pre-Chorus] Do you need a drink? Something very pink? [Chorus] Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre [Verse 3] Hey You wanna drink? Give me a wink I'll tell you just what to think Control of others is so powerful Something dirty and guttural Something evil and horrible I'll give them something called Flamingo Libre [Pre-Chorus] Do you need a drink? Something very pink? [Chorus] Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre Come on, everyone, let's drink Something very very cold and nice and pink Let's chase the night and day away Let's share a cold Flamingo Libre [Outro] Hey

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

Er dere klar for en fest gutta? Kom igjen nå alle sammen! I'm drinking Piña Colada all day Er det noen folk fra Rykkinn her? Nei... Er det noen folk fra Fetsund her? Nei, Kongsvinger Kom igjen nå! I'm drinking Piña Colada all night I'm drinking Piña Colada all day I'm drinking Piña Colada all night I don't want a Beer I don't want a Whiskey I don't want Tequila (I'm drinking Piña Colada all day) I don't want Campari I don't want Sangria I don't want Prosecco (I'm drinking Piña Colada all night) I'm not very hard to please, Just give me some pineapple juice, coconut milk and rum (I'm drinking Piña Colada all day) I don't want a Moscow Mule I don't want a Cosmopolitan I don't want a Singapore sling (I'm Drinking Piña Colada all day) I don't want a Sour Beer I don't want a Vodka Tonic I don't want a Jack and Coke (I'm Drinking Piña Colada all night) I don't want no Moonshine I don't want Ginger Ale I don't want Margarita (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day) I don't want Martini I don't want Mojito I don't want Mimosa (I'm drinking Piña Colada all night) I'm not very hard to please, Just give me some pineapple juice, coconut milk and rum (I'm drinking Piña Colada all day) I don't want a sparkling Wine I don't want a Whiskey Sour I don't want a Dark and Stormy (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day) I don't want a Caipirinha I don't want a Bloody Mary I don't want a Peach Canei (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night) I'm drinking Piña Colada all day I don't want no Irish Coffey I don't want a Golden Dream I don't want a Skittle Bomb (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day) I don't want a Polar Bear I don't want a Fireball I don't want no Sex On The Beach (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night) I don't want a Bourbon Cider I don't want a Frosty Grape FIZZ I don't want a Presbyterian (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Day) I don't want a Cuba Libre I don't want a Purple Rain I don't want a Whiskey Highball (I'm drinking Piña Colada all Night)

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

""When a young overlord starts up There's a lot of choices to make Who to follow, who to dismiss? Who to give the kiss of death to? Very important when you pick a group to hate Pick a group that not to many people know about Preferably someone that very few can recognize Preferably someone who isn't very large of size Always find a scapegoat Always blame the scapegoat Make them hate the scapegoat Now start a lot of rumors, spew out some old contempt Make them turn to crime to pay the rent Demonize their actions in the public space of course It might have been your fault but who has time for that remorse Very important when you designate the blame Eliminate the people who can spot the game Preferably in silence just to amplify confusion But if not we will certainly start the intrusion Hey you I wanna rule the country Only I can take away the shit that I have created, and inflated Everything to keep you entertained and sated Sometimes the country is resistant Maybe people have acquired some knowledge Maybe they will unify behind a contestant That is when you show some dictatorial persistence Let Flamingorilla make a lot of discomfort Break a lot of fingers, pulverize a spine Monopoly on violence let's him kill rebellions Hunt outspoken critics and sow the seeds of doubt Sometimes they come with peace offerings and lofty talks about democratic prosperity and happiness for all, but I say: Fuck off, you cunt! Then they try to sneak in rebellious information and funding for rioters, but I say: Murder you, cocksucking bastards! Plough through fields of wheat and rye Burn it all and let them all die in the flaming fields Confiscate the fish they catch Give it all to your friend's fat cat and the gaping maw Bomb the places where they meet Fill your yard with the hopes and dreams of the common folk They will learn to give you half When you take the last chokehold of their crushed windpipe""

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Ten of them Nine of them Eight of them Seven flamingos are fighting Six of them Five of them Four of them Three flamingos are fighting Two of them are standing left And one will rule the day When he is victorious He will sit and drink all ten drinks hey Come on you fools, fight the flamingo fight now That's the way you earn your drinks here Fuck it all fools chug it all down without fear That's the way flamingos drink beer Number ten Number nine Number eight Four beers are down now Number six Number five Number four Eight beers have been emptied Two are left but not for long He will drink them very soon When there is nothing left The whole shebang will start all over Come on you fools, fight the flamingo fight now That's the way you earn your drinks here Fuck it all fools chug it all down without fear That's the way flamingos drink beer Come on you fools, fight the flamingo fight now That's the way you earn your drinks here Fuck it all fools chug it all down without fear That's the way flamingos drink beer When you're out of drinks You can go hunting for more For more When you're out of drinks You can go hunting for more For more One more drink Two more drinks Three more drinks We will have at least four Five of them Six of them Seven of them Eight will be the number Nine beers have been consumed And no one knows where this will end There is a chance we won't know Cause none of us will be able to remember Come on you fools, fight the flamingo fight now That's the way you earn your drinks here Fuck it all fools chug it all down without fear That's the way flamingos drink beer Come on you fools, fight the flamingo fight now That's the way you earn your drinks here Fuck it all fools chug it all down without fear That's the way flamingos drink beer

Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025

Very long ago When Bob Venke was young He joined a little party And he learned their song He had to infiltrate in order to get in To see the halls of power And let his plan begin Following tradition He lied and played a game Throwing allies under To gain a little fame When he had opponents They got it even worse No matter how it started It ended with a hearse Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt There was one opponent A formidable foe The common flock liked him And so he had to go A merger implemented Laid out the battleground And slowly the flamingo Overlorded all around (And) Following tradition He lied and played a game Throwing allies under To gain a little fame He saved it for opponents They got it even worse It started with a merger But it ended with a hearse Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt Another time another autocratic being tried To silence our flamingo With a handsome little bribe Taken with a smile The bribe was used to pay A group of spies who would Prepare for revolution day Following tradition They lied and played a game Throwing allies under To gain a little fame They saved it for opponents Who got it even worse It started with a bribe But it ended with a hearse Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt There is no guarantee An overlord rarely stays happy He doesn't even need a reason And he always thinks it's fun To punish treason It could be a nice banquet But suddenly he gets that feeling Someone might be after him Or someone said a silly thing It could be just anything But suddenly he'll give that feeling Somethings going down tonight Something here is not quite right It can start with muffled cries And suddenly there'll be that feeling Frozen panicked wide-eyed stares One flamingos angry glare It can only end one way And afterwards there'll be that feeling You could just as easily die So don't you even dare to try Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt Overlords have feelings And they make sure that they count If they are pissed off Then you will have no doubt

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Bob Venke, the flamingo overlord Has no qualms about annihilation You should watch your back when he's in town Or else it might be your neck Keep your neck away from Bob Venke Your life is now on the line Keep your neck away from Bob Venke Your life is now on the line Keep away, stay inside When Bob Venke comes around Keep away, stay inside Or your neck will snap Bob Venke is the flamingo overlord to dominate our species Bow down, you insolent fool No one stands when Bob Venke comes Rolling ovеr town like thunder in the sky Flamingo ovеrlord Striking like lightning, who's overlord now? Flamingo overlord Rolling over town like thunder in the sky Flamingo overlord Striking like lightning, who's overlord now? Flamingo overlord Bob Venke Bob Venke Bob Venke Bob Venke (Bob Venke) He's the ultimate overlord (Bob Venke) He shall rule all the town (Bob Venke) He has no concern for the living (Bob Venke) Nor any care for the dead (Bob Venke) He hates everything (Bob Venke) And he's hell-bent on destruction (Bob Venke) He's got intention in the game (Bob Venke) And you're all to blame (Bob Venke) He will exterminate (Bob Venke) And definitely terminate (Bob Venke) Something about the rapture (Bob Venke) And he shall destroy Bob Venke Rolling over town like thunder in the sky Flamingo overlord Striking like lightning, who's overlord now? Flamingo overlord Rolling over town like thunder in the sky Flamingo overlord Striking like lightning, who's overlord now? Flamingo overlord Bob Venke flies into town Slays all of the men around Hunting with a hey and a ho That's the way flamingos go Armies of flamingos keep landing in the streets Armed with laser beaks, they bite and burn the resistance Trampled by robot legs, no one thing is safe Everyone will bow down when Bob Venke flies Armies of flamingos keep landing in the streets Armed with laser beaks, they bite and burn the resistance Trampled by robot legs, no one thing is safe Everyone will bow down when Bob Venke flies Bob Venke is coming Bob Venke is here Bob Venke will drag you Down into the dirt Where you sit in shit

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025