The Spudmonsters
Album • 1993
Death! Death! Death sucks! Death! Death! Death! Death sucks! Death! Johnny was a smart man who thought he had his whole life planned He went to school, he studied hard but fun he didn’t understand He got good grades, he fit in well, his future seemed to be so bright However, his dreams were shattered coming home one Friday night Your days are numbered and you don’t know when you’ll meet the reaper and your life will end You must live each day like it was you last or you’ll find too late your chances have passed Death! Death! Death sucks! Death! Death! Death! Death sucks! Death! Johnny’s dead, he’s just another innocent drunk-driving death All of his dreams and prominence have disappeared with his last breath His parents cry, they wonder why this had to happen to their son They should be crying ‘cause he died without ever having fun Your days are numbered and you don’t know when you’ll meet the reaper and your life will end You must live each day like it was you last or you’ll find too late your chances have passed
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025
Living on the streets from day to day Violent crimes are on the rampage Unemployment’s at an all-time high The air is full of painful children’s cries Pushers on every street corner Uppin’ business for the local coroner The newspaper reads “Four gunned down New Year’s Eve” Another drive-by shooting cross-town in the city streets A young girl sleeps in a box Former Prom Queen is hooked on rocks The rich man’s wallet is getting thicker While soup lines are getting bigger What’s with the world? Don’t you even give a shit? Never reach out unless you benefit It’s all for one and none for scum Now you tell me what is wrong? No respect for life You don’t respect the dead Marching all over each other just to get ahead Hated for the color of their skin Society breed racism Kill to belong a gang Wrong color, Bang! Teenage suicide is growing, lost hope In hoping, pimps selling young flesh Gotta pedal pussy while it is fresh While it’s juicy A young girl sleeps in a box Former Prom Queen is hooked on rocks The rich man’s wallet is getting thicker While soup lines are getting bigger What’s with the world? Don’t you even give a shit? Never reach out unless you benefit It’s all for one and none for scum Now you tell me what is wrong? No respect for life You don’t respect the dead Marching all over each other just to get ahead Just to get ahead Just to get ahead Just to get ahead! Our future is looking grim and world peace is a myth Now I only wish we could stop the madness!
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 25, 2025
You know the payment’s overdue Before you know it he’ll steal yours too He’s sent to repossess With his jimmy he will have easy access to your Caddy Intense, in a sense Compensating by the model Rich payoff, an El Dorado Graveyard shift is more intense Logically the better bet Into his you can see Fearless, hostile tendencies Knowing that it only takes A second to be shot point-blank The life of danger he shall lead It’s worth the risk and all the greed He’s sent to repossess The different prices he will get To steal your neighbor’s red Corvette Intense, in a sense Compensating by the model Rich payoff, an El Dorado Graveyard shift is more intense Logically the better bet Into his you can see Fearless, hostile tendencies Knowing that it only takes A second to be shot point-blank Nobody ever said “I wanna be a Repo Man” The few, the young, the proud will be selected and trained thoroughly Who’s the jerk that stole the “Z” Everybody points at me That’s OK, I’ll take the blame All of you would do the same Under the right circumstance You’d probably stab your best friend’s back But as it pertains to me It is just an intense hobby You know the payment’s overdue Before you know it he’ll steal yours too He’s sent to repossess With his jimmy he will have easy access to your Caddy Intense, in a sense In the nighttime is when it starts Inconspicuous into the dark Look into my eyes and you’ll see who I am I am the infamous Repo Man
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 25, 2025
Linguistic hocus pocus really never meant a goddamned thing to me Your desperate attempts of being noticed are such horrible things to see No matter what you say I’m never gonna change my fucking mind, OK? You just talk and talk and talk around in circles with nothing to say Can’t you shut your mouth and open up your mind You might be surprised at the things you’ll find Form your own opinions inside your own head And stop regurgitating things other have said Linguistic hocus pocus really never meant a goddamned thing to me Your desperate attempts of being noticed are such horrible things to see No matter what you say I’m never gonna change my fucking mind, OK? You just talk and talk and talk around in circles with nothing to say Can’t you shut your mouth and open up your mind You might be surprised at the things you’ll find Form your own opinions inside your own head And stop regurgitating things other have said You can’t button your lip You live without companionship I know you wanna fit Bu we don’t wanna hear your shit! You can’t button your lip You live without companionship I know you wanna fit Bu we don’t wanna hear your shit!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 25, 2025
Not guilty! I’m not guilty! I am not guilty! I’m not guilty! Guilty Made out to be the bad guy Made to be the traitor Made up in your mind I’ve given up my friendship I’ve given up my time Now I am crucified Forever condemned by your trumped-up charge The accusations made behind my back You’ve got some nerve to smile to my face You’re two-faced, integrity you lack You poison minds against me You attitudinize You paint yourself lily-white Why can’t you be honest and tell it like it is? Your life is ruled by hate Forever condemned by your trumped-up charge The accusations made behind my back You’ve got some nerve to smile to my face You’re two-faced, integrity you lack I’m not guilty! I’m not guilty! Made out to be the bad guy Made to be the traitor Made up in your mind I’ve given up my friendship I’ve given up my time Now I am crucified Forever condemned by your trumped-up charge The accusations made behind my back You’ve got some nerve to smile to my face You’re two-faced, integrity you lack Not guilty! I’m not guilty! I am not guilty! I’m not guilty! Guilty
Submitted by The Void — Apr 25, 2025
Why must I live without this trust? The feeling of disgust, the emptiness erupts Why trust when there’s chance of pain? The backbreaking greed and the shame At one time you’d die to instate The thick-blooded bond you relay to strengthen the trust? A lie, as simple as it seems means so much to me Coming back to haunt thee Why trust when there’s chance of pacts? That are broken back from what’s been had too fucking bad Why trust when there’s chance of lies? They are all just cold black lies Why hide under a disguise? It’s all been a waste of your pride And soon you’ll realize that there’s no trust! Everybody does it the same Is it a bold habit of rage? Well, I don’t know about you But I’ll solve the dispute White lies: No harm! Black lies: Hit hard! White lies: No harm! Black lies: Hit hard!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 25, 2025
Tomorrow it’s garbage day It smells pretty ripe around here Somebody better take out the trash Before it stinks up this whole place Take out the trash! No matter what! Coffee grounds, cigarette butts Orange peels, coconuts Fuzzy grapes, cans of beans Poison sprays, Vaseline In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night! It’s that time of the week again Look at all the piles of rubbish You’re piling up around here I’m certainly not taking out! Take out the trash! No matter what! Eggshells rotting in the air Moldy bread, the clumps of hair Stepped in dog shit, candied yams Chips, dips, rotten spam In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night! And so it’s garbage night Cruising down the freeway With a carload full of garbage Fast-food wrappers, beer cans Remember folks, it’s your city too! Take out the trash! No matter what! Moldy tubesteaks, monthly bills Science projects, pots of swill Growing beer cans, bloody rags Who’s gonna take these garbage bags? In the freezing cold In the dead of night Nothing else matters It’s garbage night!
Don’t just stand there sweep up the floor Then you can empty the trash When that’s done there’s more on this list for you You’ve got no time to take a rest My hands are clenched in fists of rage! I am a slave for minimum wage! Tonight you work until close Tomorrow morning you will open up Thirty hours a week takes up your whole week They don’t want you to have a life My hands are clenched in fists of rage! I am a slave for minimum wage! They’re OK until you work Then you’re treated like a jerk Every time you make a mistake You know that you’ve been misled This job has you seeing red Always give and never ever take A billion-dollar industry Can’t survive without you and me You’d think they’d have to give us a break But most people still kiss ass Stupidity’s enduring mass A vast supply from which to take My hands are clenched in fists of rage! I am a slave for minimum wage! There’s only so much I can take Always being treated like shit While I sweat, someone behind the desk gets rich Take your job and shove it up your ass
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 25, 2025
Who do you think you are trying to be? Abusing your position of authority A poor excuse for a man On his knees at their commands And the one thing that gets me is he jumps at the chance To brownie his nose up the corporate owner’s ass If only you knew the truth Not just me, they hate you too The same! Never seems to worry because he holds the keys And his main priority is job security as I don’t have Now it’s time to let you go I understand, you’re too weak Open the door, out I go Why don’t you say: “I have conformed to leaders of hate”? Because you know if you do You’re next out the door I can’t betray my integrity I won’t keel down, not for anyone I won’t conform Can you see what you’ve done? You burned me Don’t forget you burned me Watch your back!
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 25, 2025
Walking with noses in air Preppy people with clean-out hair Dressed up, all set to go Turtlenecking, whiffs of Polo Here comes another one Harvard junkie, dad’s proud son Letterman of the croquet team He’s such a stud You can see The way they walk is so goofy The boat shoes and alligators They’re so cute Upon their necks the symbol of a stuck-up pest But I just don’t care to see These fortunates make fun of me He’s on his second beer Acting stupid with his peers Slurring talk He tells the girls about his yacht Trying to get these chicks back to his room So he can look dumb and pass out on them Raised by kings and queens What a life Waited on hand and foot Just for a smile Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! And if you find a good one in the batch Then disregard everything that I’ve said Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! Preppy Peckernecks! Peckernecks! Peckernecks! Peckernecks! Peckernecks march... Can’t you see that Fahrvergnugen is different than Benz? Class comes from the heart not from swollen heads Every time you pass a Preppy Peckernecks you’ll see The nose that’s pointing north is not the type for me
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 25, 2025
World War II, Pearl Harbor, Vietnam War starters, Hitler’s rise for power Death from above War’s grown-up’s sport, a game A bloody way to say “Your country is wrong and this will teach you a lesson” Uncle Sam and his brigade invited me to join his team To fight for my country and earn some cash An opportunity that I just could not pass Attention! Uncle Sam! You’ve been using young men through these bloody wars Dropping by the millions but hey, there’s a lot more “I want you!” You say that you want me? You don’t even know my name How could this be? You want me to fight in your infantry But I beg to differ Integrity you claim I will not be a part of these foolish games Government ties Government lies It’s all the same Just a bloody game Decisions made, what do they think? To leaders a war’s just a game Why don’t they help and find out themselves? Victory is hard to achieve Defense weapons! Combat missions! Decisions made, what do they think? To leaders a war’s just a game Why don’t they help and find out themselves? Victory is hard to achieve World War II, Pearl Harbor, Vietnam War starters, Hitler’s rise for power And the wish of death It’s against your back and you’ll get cracked That’s if you lack The people’s will to die in the wars that we fight The paranoid effects in their minds and their pride The parents hope to God that respects won’t be paid In hopes their kids will live another day
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 25, 2025
I like Strohs I like Miller I like Pabst I like Heinies I like Fosters I like Becks I like Bud I like Beer! Do you know what I’m talking about? We like beer Cold beer Draft beer Dark beer Green beer Bock beer Warm beer All beer In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it down here The beers are going down good They’re healthy and you know We like beer Cold beer Draft beer Dark beer Green beer Bock beer Warm beer All beer In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it down here The beers are going down good They’re healthy and you know Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! Beer rules! In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it down here The beers are going down good They’re healthy and you know In heaven there is no beer That’s why we drink it down here The beers are going down good They’re healthy and you know I like Strohs I like Miller I like Pabst I like Heinies I like Fosters I like Becks I like Bud I like Beer! Do you know what I’m talking about?
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 25, 2025
Russians – Trusted with the world Locked doors – We don’t trust our neighbours Progress – Such a long way to go Progress – Comes from inside you and me It comes from inside you and me Now don’t be a fool Changes start with me and you Laws won’t help Until we change ourselves Quotas – Jobs for minorities Your hearts – Still full of prejudice Progress – There’s such a long way to go Progress – Comes from inside you and me It comes from inside you and me Now don’t be a fool Changes start with me and you Laws won’t help Until we change ourselves Women – Work for equality Hate men – For no fucking reason Progress – There’s such a long way to go Progress – It comes from inside you and me It comes from inside you and me It comes from inside you and me It comes from inside you and me!
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 25, 2025
In a world that’s on the go Fall behind ‘cause you’re too slow Seek your future, then pursue ‘Cause it won’t come after you After you! How does it feel each time you pass the rich business associates? First thing that you think is rich, stuck-up degenerates You would be surprised at how easy your life could be If you’d take the time you would surely see Through the years of fun and games It must stops or you will pay If it was possible you would see A future filled with agony Agony! How can you just sit around as the world revolves? There’s so much out there to be found There’s plenty of time for sitting around when you’re old and gray Be all that you can be and live it for today
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 25, 2025
Call me a thrill-seeker I’m going out of my head I wanna feel that new sensation I read about it in a magazine Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come I’ve got the noose around my neck I’ve got my dick in my hand I want to feel that new sensation If I pass out, I may pass on Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come Too sick to die! Too sick to die! Too sick to die! Too sick to die! Too sick to die! Pervert to some Dying to come Pervert to some Dying to come!
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025
The world has too many problems and not enough people who care Too many people think only of themselves Those people are ignorant, other pretend the problems aren’t there The gap only seems to grow wider Close your eyes Look away Live your life Have a nice day There are children who go to bed hungry While others waste their money on coke Look at the people living in the streets Government policies and relief funds, what a joke! It’s just a bunch of ceremonial bullshit Close your eyes Look away Live your life Have a nice day Detach yourself from the rest of the world See what you want to see Surround yourself in a candy-coat The world’s a great place to be Detach yourself from the rest of the world See what you want to see Surround yourself in a candy-coat The world’s a great place to be Can’t you see there’s more to life than just being wealthy? Realize others could use some help Having a nice car doesn’t make you a better person Drive right past those down on their luck Can’t you see there’s more to life than just being wealthy? Problems are getting bigger and it’s up to us to help Close your eyes Look away Live your life Have a nice day
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 25, 2025
What’s going on in your mind? Do you have thoughts of suicide? Do you lay awake in your bed? Wishing and wanting to be dead? Perhaps you think everyone’s down on you Holding you back from everything you could do Maybe you look at the world with a frown Sick and tired of being beaten down When you look inside, it is black? Thinking only of what you lack Is your future looking grim? Chances of contentment are so slim Slowly sinking to a pit of despair Finding a way out is your only care Your desperation leads to abandonment Just searching for a way, a way to forget A way to forget! No one knows your sorrow Your feelings are not shared No hope for tomorrow You’re lonely and you’re scared It’s better if you’re gone No more feeling pain Everything you do is wrong Die or go insane Everything in life’s two-sided What goes up must come down You can’t have a bad without a good The circle will come around Permanent solution Temporary problem Permanent solution Temporary problem Suicide’s a cop-out Face up and overcome Inner strength is what life is about Your battles can ne won Choose the quick way out You’re letting yourself down In my mind, there is no doubt Happiness can be found When I think of life after death, yes, I am intrigued But as for myself, I think I’ll wait, wait for God’s calling The future has much to offer but it’s what you make of it Fuck feeling sorry for yourself, take control, use your wits Use your wits!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 25, 2025
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