You're a Loose Cannon, but You Get Results
This man is a renegade cop who doesn't play by the rules A chill Klan shill, red pilled, looking for the legal kill He's a cowboy Not a doughboy The real McCoy Mama's proud of her boy Killing suspects Lawyers deflect Sworn to protect The wealthy sect, while he's semi-erect A hero you will not forget He is a man Thinks he's the real life version of Batman No door man No, definitely not a doughnut chomping arrogant piece of shit murderous fascist stan The peak of malе physique, not weak Clapping traffic violators in their cheeks No crimе is too benign One time this guy even made a singer do hard time Because they couldn't even make their lyrics rhyme They tried to rhyme paradigm with dinnertime, they're lucky they're alive All rise for the judge, jury and executioner Stops criminals with his might Shows no morals, respects no rights He's got your ass in his sights Was involved in a cop shooting But his case went unresolved Commissioner consults, says to him "You're a loose cannon, but goddamnit, do you get us results" I'm too old for this shit
Submitted by NecroLord — Jun 24, 2026