Surfin’ Transylvania
Beware, enter if you dare Legends of old might be true Beware, enter if you dare Monsters of old awaiting you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I was getting pretty hot under the full moon So, to myself, I thought: I'll go surf a typhoon Let's all go down to Transylvania Let's all go down to Transylvania Let's all go down to Transylvania and surf Surfin' Transylvania Now I'm catchin' graves and hangin' 13 We're all a bit strange in Transylvan-i-a What a time we'll have If you and me can go And hit that cool ghoul water My baby knows that I'll be catchin' waves until I- Surfin' waves until I- My baby knows that I'll be Surfin' waves until I die and come back again
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Trick 'r treat on the ocean with me And we'll go see Nessie and her friends They're my friends too A giant squid The Loch Ness Monster Off the grid Giant gobstoppers Creatures of the deep Awake from their sleep On Halloween All so serene So come with me See the things you've never seen In the deep blue Waiting for me and you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Urban Legend Island Sasquatch, Sasquatch How big are your feet? What size sandals are those? Mothman on vacation from the windy city Chupacabra, he comes out at night to stargaze at the sky Yeti trying to tan on the beach, but instead he gets burned The creatures who have stalked our world are all together now on this island of beasts The U.S. Government doesn't want you to know, but I know the way Get ready, the coordinates are-
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I have a new dance That I want you to learn So come, take my hand And we'll do the Graveyard Twist Step into this hole I've dug Sift your heels into the mud Let the dirt fall onto you The Graveyard Twist is what we do Everyone get buried and do the Graveyard Twist Everyone get buried alive and do the Graveyard Twist
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
They say the world is ending But that's not true 'Cause the earth will still be spinnin' When we're all through We had a good run baby But that's it for us Everything we did means nothin' When we bite the dust I know we're all goin' soon So baby won't you let me go with you? They say we'll never make it And I guess they're right But in the end we never treated This place quite right Don't go near the Black Lagoon Or Mariana's Trench 'Cause we poisoned all that water And the Kraken's dead I know we're all goin' soon So baby won't you let me go with you?
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Beware, enter if you dare Legends of old might be true Beware, enter if you dare Monsters of old awaiting you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I got them blues Them Frankenstein blues What have you done to me? I never asked to be They call me monster That wretched thing When all I truly want Is someone to hang out with me Chemistry Electricity And now they got me walkin' around Like some kind of freak They want me dead Even the doctor himself I am so sad But I'm afraid you've met your match
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
In a graveyard Maybe on a beach A spooky castle Stalking through the streets We'll be jivin' We'll be hangin' 10 With my friendly little skeleton Hanging with my little friend My friendly little skeleton Don't you run and don't be shy He is really a great guy I'm here to put to rest the myth Of the spooky scary skeleton So I beg you, don't let your bones quake Unless you're jivin' it would be a mistake We're out dancing Anywhere or time and I follow if you catch my rhyme In dark alleys Or a haunted house A good influence (Except for when he's shooting up)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
She's the coolest car I ever saw Yeah, she's my Christine She's the sweetest song I ever sang Yeah, she's my Christine Yeah, me and her, we do everything together Of course, you're always welcome to tag along Between the three of us, things have never been better But sometimes she gets a little bit jealous of you She's got nerves of steel and four slick wheels Yeah, she's my Christine She's got a loving heart for the most part Yeah, she's my Christine Don't get me wrong, I'm still in love with you But without Christine I don't know what I'd do She's got a drive to kill 'Cause she can feel that you're wrong for me I'm sorry, you're so sweet But you can't compete, darlin', with my Christine If you should die, you know that I would cry You always were the second best But if I've got Christine I think I'll be alright She's waiting for you somewhere out of sight Ooh my Christine Four wheels, headlights You got what I like Rear view, engine You got what I want
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Hop into my doombuggy We'll forever, ever be Dancing with the ghosts and ghouls We won't have to go to school Hop into my doombuggy We'll go wandering til we see Moving paintings on the wall Items floating through the hall Hop into my doombuggy Can you hear em? Come with me You can come or you can stay But of course, there's always my way Hop into my doombuggy Down the corridor of doors Into the grim graveyard Listen to the hellhound's howls
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026