Surfin’ Transylvania
Beware, enter if you dare<br/> Legends of old might be true<br/> Beware, enter if you dare<br/> Monsters of old awaiting you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I was getting pretty hot under the full moon<br/> So, to myself, I thought: I'll go surf a typhoon<br/> <br/> Let's all go down to Transylvania<br/> Let's all go down to Transylvania<br/> Let's all go down to Transylvania and surf<br/> Surfin' Transylvania<br/> <br/> Now I'm catchin' graves and hangin' 13<br/> We're all a bit strange in Transylvan-i-a<br/> <br/> What a time we'll have<br/> If you and me can go<br/> And hit that cool ghoul water<br/> <br/> My baby knows that I'll be catchin' waves until I-<br/> Surfin' waves until I-<br/> My baby knows that I'll be<br/> Surfin' waves until I die and come back again
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Trick 'r treat on the ocean with me<br/> And we'll go see<br/> Nessie and her friends<br/> They're my friends too<br/> <br/> A giant squid<br/> The Loch Ness Monster<br/> Off the grid<br/> Giant gobstoppers<br/> <br/> Creatures of the deep<br/> Awake from their sleep<br/> On Halloween<br/> All so serene<br/> <br/> So come with me<br/> See the things you've never seen<br/> In the deep blue<br/> Waiting for me and you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Urban Legend Island<br/> <br/> Sasquatch, Sasquatch<br/> How big are your feet?<br/> What size sandals are those?<br/> <br/> Mothman on vacation from the windy city<br/> Chupacabra, he comes out at night to stargaze at the sky<br/> Yeti trying to tan on the beach, but instead he gets burned<br/> <br/> The creatures who have stalked our world are all together now on this island of beasts<br/> The U.S. Government doesn't want you to know, but I know the way<br/> Get ready, the coordinates are-
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I have a new dance<br/> That I want you to learn<br/> So come, take my hand<br/> And we'll do the Graveyard Twist<br/> <br/> Step into this hole I've dug<br/> Sift your heels into the mud<br/> Let the dirt fall onto you<br/> The Graveyard Twist is what we do<br/> <br/> Everyone get buried and do the Graveyard Twist<br/> Everyone get buried alive and do the Graveyard Twist
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
They say the world is ending<br/> But that's not true<br/> 'Cause the earth will still be spinnin'<br/> When we're all through<br/> <br/> We had a good run baby<br/> But that's it for us<br/> Everything we did means nothin'<br/> When we bite the dust<br/> <br/> I know we're all goin' soon<br/> So baby won't you let me go with you?<br/> <br/> They say we'll never make it<br/> And I guess they're right<br/> But in the end we never treated<br/> This place quite right<br/> <br/> Don't go near the Black Lagoon<br/> Or Mariana's Trench<br/> 'Cause we poisoned all that water<br/> And the Kraken's dead<br/> <br/> I know we're all goin' soon<br/> So baby won't you let me go with you?
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Beware, enter if you dare<br/> Legends of old might be true<br/> Beware, enter if you dare<br/> Monsters of old awaiting you
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
I got them blues<br/> Them Frankenstein blues<br/> What have you done to me?<br/> I never asked to be<br/> <br/> They call me monster<br/> That wretched thing<br/> When all I truly want<br/> Is someone to hang out with me<br/> <br/> Chemistry<br/> Electricity<br/> And now they got me walkin' around<br/> Like some kind of freak<br/> <br/> They want me dead<br/> Even the doctor himself<br/> I am so sad<br/> But I'm afraid you've met your match
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
In a graveyard<br/> Maybe on a beach<br/> A spooky castle<br/> Stalking through the streets<br/> <br/> We'll be jivin'<br/> We'll be hangin' 10<br/> With my friendly little skeleton<br/> <br/> Hanging with my little friend<br/> My friendly little skeleton<br/> Don't you run and don't be shy<br/> He is really a great guy<br/> <br/> I'm here to put to rest the myth<br/> Of the spooky scary skeleton<br/> So I beg you, don't let your bones quake<br/> Unless you're jivin' it would be a mistake<br/> <br/> We're out dancing<br/> Anywhere or time<br/> and I follow if you catch my rhyme<br/> <br/> In dark alleys<br/> Or a haunted house<br/> A good influence<br/> (Except for when he's shooting up)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
She's the coolest car I ever saw<br/> Yeah, she's my Christine<br/> She's the sweetest song I ever sang<br/> Yeah, she's my Christine<br/> <br/> Yeah, me and her, we do everything together<br/> Of course, you're always welcome to tag along<br/> Between the three of us, things have never been better<br/> But sometimes she gets a little bit jealous of you<br/> <br/> She's got nerves of steel and four slick wheels<br/> Yeah, she's my Christine<br/> She's got a loving heart for the most part<br/> Yeah, she's my Christine<br/> <br/> Don't get me wrong, I'm still in love with you<br/> But without Christine I don't know what I'd do<br/> <br/> She's got a drive to kill<br/> 'Cause she can feel that you're wrong for me<br/> I'm sorry, you're so sweet<br/> But you can't compete, darlin', with my Christine<br/> <br/> If you should die, you know that I would cry<br/> You always were the second best<br/> But if I've got Christine I think I'll be alright<br/> She's waiting for you somewhere out of sight<br/> <br/> Ooh my Christine<br/> <br/> Four wheels, headlights<br/> You got what I like<br/> Rear view, engine<br/> You got what I want
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Hop into my doombuggy<br/> We'll forever, ever be<br/> Dancing with the ghosts and ghouls<br/> We won't have to go to school<br/> <br/> Hop into my doombuggy<br/> We'll go wandering til we see<br/> Moving paintings on the wall<br/> Items floating through the hall<br/> <br/> Hop into my doombuggy<br/> Can you hear em? Come with me<br/> You can come or you can stay<br/> But of course, there's always my way<br/> <br/> Hop into my doombuggy<br/> Down the corridor of doors<br/> Into the grim graveyard<br/> Listen to the hellhound's howls
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026