Kill Them...All
You fucking dog Ratbastard Dirty weasel Low-life snake Filthy pig Fucking dog cunt Fucking pig scum What a fucking goose Absolute turkey Such a bird brain A fucking galah A piece of shit A pile of spew A nash stain A pungent stench A parasite A germ A virus An Abbott
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 25, 2025
Spent the last three months At the gym getting huge You're on the program Drawer full of singlets Protein shakes & roids Huge steaks & K.E. pipes Cans of diet red bull Buffed up & ready Hit the clubs Juiced up Popping outta your polo shirt Shiny as fuck Bitches love spraytans And dudes who bash cunts You can't wait to get in a punch-on With the first person to look at you funny
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 25, 2025
You're the promoter Take your cut You deserve it for doing so much They've got the mad skills To write emails and make phone calls Make posters with heaps of photoshop Set up the metal event of the year Heavy metal professional Apply the lessons of the guru, Molly Do yourself a favour and fall off a ladder That was the sickest gig Hardy anyone has ever seen You deserve to take your cut
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025
Stunned silence on the footy field Gasping parents drop their tinnies Silence turns to panicked screams As little Jimmy gets torn to shreds Strange things happen in Queensland Runaway croc knows where to find lunch The fat little turd never stood a chance Pasty skin covered in holes Shredded child sprinkled over the grass
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 25, 2025
Buried in the world's biggest cemetery Holiday's over Thousands of cock-shaped sand castles Shallow graves in the scorched dust A million ways to die in the desert The travel brochure never mentioned You might get chopped up & buried Endless horizons decomposing Without a trace Entire families vanish Backpackers long forgotten Holiday's over
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 25, 2025
Herald Sun topic of the day Let's get mad Read the first two paragraphs Get fired up Press the like button to feign disgust Join the fight Talkback callers so outraged Start a war Scoffing at the injustice Looking like you give a fuck Frothing up an office storm Gotta get on board for the cause Regurgitate the latest soundbites Get mad While you're waiting for your latte In the lift headed up to your cubicle For an hour or two, whatever suits Tomorrow when it all starts again
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025
I'm taking you all with me I'm going down We're going down Head first Into the drink You can forget your oxygen Cabin pressure They're irrelevant now But keep your seatbelt on Swimming with the fishes Fill your lungs with salt Below sea level
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 25, 2025
Deranged smile God's word The mission is clear Stab the husband first Then drive into a church What an excellent idea If God says drive your car into a church You better bloody well do it The divine word is to smash shit Busted crucifixes Flying across the room With her limp body
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 25, 2025
Make me the boss you snobby cunts I've got a great idea for Doyle & friends Get a fucking big guillotine And put fed square to proper use Set the stage and line 'em up Chuck it on the big screen Everyone get on ya picnic blanket Crack out the wine & cheese And watch the gore show Heads rolling like the cheese wheels Blood flowing like the cheap champagne As sweating Doyle watches on Cause he's next in line
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025
He's at it again The mullet's back On a plastic head Definitely not the voice Farnham says that he's retired for good But he always comes back He's got bills to pay Gold earrings don't come cheap He'll stretch it out a few more weeks Farnsy Barnsy Kerri-Anne Bert Newton Darryl Somers Darryl Braithwaite Time's up Fuck off Coming to a corporate function near you You're burnt out
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 25, 2025
The evil woman of my dreams Cheryl possessed by demon trees The trees didn't treat her right She'll kill Ash and she'll be mine The evil dead queen Screeching across the room Slams the pencil in the ankle Busts outta the cellar Clawing at faces Like a freak full of cactus It really gets my motor running The evil woman of my dreams Why have you disturbed our sleep Awakened us from our ancient slumber You will die
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 25, 2025
Blind rage overload Red face about to explode Foaming at the mouth Pop a forehead vein Eyelid twitch World goes red Crack the shits Spittin' chips Crack the shits Unleash the nostril-flaring fury Have a sook in overdrive
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 25, 2025
Gouged labia ripped Lacerated cunt lips Your vagina is avulsed As your cervical canal is divulged Split to the anus... open wide Probing scalpels... thrust inside Menstruating mess, bleeding and thrashed Urethral meat bleeds, the pulsating feast
Submitted by Grave666 — Nov 08, 2025
When you feel the power Of the grind inside you Sometimes the head Just ain't enough Regular headbanging Won't cut the mustard You need a full body bang Bend in half for the blastbeats Gravity manipulation Headbutt the foldback Full body bang Swarm of grind nerds In a shitty pub Contortions Convulsions
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025
Racing down the road In a streetmachine of steel Gears are jammed in full I'm a madman at the wheel Got my foot pinned to the floor You can feel the engine roar Driving like a maniac Can't go any faster Burning up the road Heading for disaster Metal thrashing mad
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 25, 2025
Sun sets over the wild west Moans and scratching in the dark Fiends roam the carparks Lighters flickering Swarming like a plague Trackies everywhere Swarming like a plague Saying bro heaps Glassheads on the loose Gonna tear this joint apart They've all got lighters Setting everything on fire Burn Craigieburn Like a Norwegian church Burn it down
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 25, 2025
He's got the moustache He's got the haircut He's got the tattoos He's got the fashion He's got the look Dispensed the fat cash Now you're a real cool guy They'll be real impressed But aren't your ankles cold? Lookin' good The ladies love it Oh so smooth Like the rest All the latest shiny bullshit Brand new boring, get it now Squeaky plastic experience
Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 25, 2025
Trashed bloke rockin' out Getting wild up the front Fresh pint in his hand Unsuspecting Swigs as the mosh part starts Crowd goes ballistic Random limbs flailing Elbow to the back of the head Glass moshed into his face Sharp shards slicing Thin clean cuts Bulging lacerations Glass through your lips Glass through your nose Glass through your eyes Glass through your cheek Glass through your tongue Glass through your ears Glass through your face Glass through your brain
Submitted by The Void — Apr 25, 2025
Come over I'm having a barbie Get a gut-full Bring your friends Bring your kids Bring your neighbour Cyanide snacks Poison beers Dead by sunset Neurotoxic salad dressing
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 25, 2025