South London 5 Hull 4 (Full Time Result)
Spend their lives sun-bathing While you work to feed their 19th dog Spent a million on a wedding While you can't afford an inside bog Plaster themselves with medals Then they laugh at you as you pass by It would really make your day If they spat in your patriotic eye Well I know life's a bummer And there's plenty of boots you kissed But don't worship the pampered They don't even know that you exist So you love being shat on And give them all you gotta give More sucker you boy You were born but when are you going to live You're so stark raving normal
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
Watch out John Paul!!! The Pope says to the atheist in God's name I do swear You're searching blindly in the dark for something that ain't there The atheist says to the Pope there ain't no getting round it You too were searching in the dark for nothing... but you found it You're all right Jack, ain't gonna look back - megalomaniac You tell us to give up our wealth to those who are without To all yours third world victims with you famine and your drought But tell me Johnny Paul my son, if I should make so bold Why don't ya donate just one of your robes of silk and gold You're all right Jack, ain't gonna look back - megalomaniac Your churches plastered inside out with all that precious gear Gear which if it was to be sold could dry many a tear You tour the earth in costly wheels at times you stoop so low To let some low scum kiss you hand at your mobile ego show You're all right Jack, ain't gonna look back - megalomaniac I never pretended to care about all those in need I never tried to cover up I'm in it just for me But someday they'll burn your temples down and strip your churches bare And lynch you from the nearest tree... but I don't think that I'll care... You're all right Jack, ain't gonna look back - megalomaniac Pray to God man!
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
In St. Peters the jammy pig Getting ready for his Vatican gig Shut your noise the world's a sewer Catch you later on his next world tour Where's the new messiah Where's our life long guide Show me the wonder of life And I'll show you suicide So don't pretend you can't cope Chin up my son we're having such fun So don't pretend you can't cope Chin up my son we're having such fun Come on we've got to try and have a drink Though the third world's dry As they survey their worthless crops It makes me cry all the way to the shops Where's the new messiah Such fun for me a third world mong Such fun the pope bangs his dinner gong Such fun only lump in his throat Such fun meat he shoves down his boat
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
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On Napalm's throne with a runny bot Radio Times all he's got I suppose his shirt will suffice Although it's probably full of lice We wanna go out for a drink We've better lose the red eyed chink We gotta make out that we're skint 'Cos he won't take the bleeding hint Napalm Job Napalm Job
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
On the booze with Blakey Drunk addict Down the battle cruiser Done my dad's Southern C Drunk addict Got a bint but I gotta lose her We've got something to do Drunk addict A litre of puccine Can't bump into the crew Drunk addict With this we can't be seen Drunk addict drunk addict Drunk addict feeling sick Drunk addict The world is to much I stagger on my liquid crutch Drunk addict This world just ain't on Drunk addict This world is too much
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
Fought two wars for the British race Now muggers spank me in the face Feed the birds with my last crust of bread What thanks do I get they shit on my head They're getting too old to wipe their arses They're getting too old let's smash their glasses They've outlived their usefulness Their long-johns are stained with piss Coffin Dodgers Son only comes round once a year He only comes round to sup his beer Freezing cold with a hernia Hello hyper-thermia
Submitted by Morgoth — Jul 05, 2026
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