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Attention please Honored guest attendees Prepare to witness Explicit obscenities I said are you ready? Gentlemen and ladies Hold onto your seats Cuz it's about to get crazy Like a sawed off I blow the roof off I make your jaw drop, to the floor I’m a bell ringer And the pain bringer Yeah, I'm the one keeping score I'm the ass whoopin’ that you had comin' Best get to runnin' there's the door I'm a mean cuss I come from Texas If you want some Well let's war Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin’ Dead man walkin’ On with the show Here we go! Attention please Honored guest attendees Prepare to witness Explicit obscenities I said are you ready? Gentlemen and ladies Hold onto your seats Cuz it's about to get crazy Like an outlaw I make you yeehaw Like a chainsaw Hear me roar I’m vicious and malicious It's a world of pain you're in for I'm a beatdown With the ground and pound Headed southbound I’m hardcore I'm a mean cuss I come from Texas If you want some Well let's war Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin' Dead man walkin'
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
Time has come to bear witness Defend the defenseless Protect the innocent Today we end this There is no fear in me Shed no tears for me Listen close and hear me I will speak clearly I never pray for victory For I feel I've already won I never pray for the rain For fear of the flood Baptized in the mud Baptized in the mud In the mud In the mud In the mud In the mud Let me remove the burden And pull back the curtain There will be no sermon But one things for certain There is no fear in me Shed no tears for me Listen close and hear me For I will speak clearly I never pray for victory For I feel I’ve already won I never pray for the rain For fear of the flood Baptized in the mud Baptized in the mud In the mud In the mud In the mud In the mud
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
He's always up late at night Cause he a tweaker He'll steal your soul Cause he a soul seeker He been known to creep Yeah, cause he a creeper And he'll blow your mind He'll blow your speakers Anything that you want, he can get it He wanna help you, with your habit Anything that you need, yeah, he can grab it Yeah, he wanna help you, with your habit His name is Bones Jones He sells dope he's always home He says stop on by anytime the lights are on He's always got that good home grown He can get you stoned talkin' about ol' Bones Jones He's never seen the daylight Some say a vampire You wanna get high? Well, he can get you higher Silver tongue devil The believable liar You seek the light He delivers the fire Anything that you want, he can get it He wanna help you, with your habit Anything that you need, yeah, he can grab it Yeah, he wanna help you, with your habit His name is Bones Jones He sells dope he's always home He says stop on by anytime the lights are on He's always got that good home grown He can get you stoned talkin' about ol' Bones Jones His name is Bones Jones He sells dope he's always home He says stop on by anytime the lights are on He's always got that good home grown He can get you stoned talkin' about ol' Bones Jones His name is Bones Jones He sells dope he's always home He says stop on by anytime the lights are on He's always got that good home grown He can get you stoned talkin' about ol' Bones Jones
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
She called me from out of town To see if I'd be around Said she could be here in a little while She said she was missing Texas And fightin' with one of her ex's And she wanted to see my smile Her ol' truck kickin' up dust She wanted to talk about us Seen her comin' from a country mile Turn up the radio Roll down your window and let it go She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody Ohhhhh... Where does yesterday go? She said do you remember when We used to pretend That you and I were married Had our first cold beer Deep off in those woods there At the old lost cemetery Turn up the radio Roll down your window and let it go She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody Ohhhhh... Where does yesterday go? Ohhhhh... Turn up the radio She said she only had one regret She hadn't told me yet And she wanted to right that wrong She said it ain't the sinsemilla And no it ain't the tequila You make me feel like a song She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody She's like a song to me A lovely harmony A sweet melody Ohhhhh... Where does yesterday go? Ohhhhh... Turn up the radio
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
She's a witchy woman She wants my blood every drop She always gets what she wants And she ain't one to stop She cast a spell on me Now she lookin' for some action Woman who knows just what she wants And she want satisfaction Yeah, she's coming in hot Yeah, she can't be stopped and she won't stop Shootin' arrows, pullin' triggers She's goin' off Warning signals, sirens wailing She is droppin' bombs Shes got her claws sunkin' And this won't end till she's through She's a black magic woman With powerful voodoo Some kind of sorcery Yeah she's a magic trick And what started out as fun Ended in armed conflict Yeah, she's coming in hot Yeah, she can't be stopped and she won't stop Shootin' arrows, pullin' triggers She's goin' off Warning signals, sirens wailing She is droppin' bombs Shootin' arrows, pullin' triggers She's goin' off Warning signals, sirens wailing She is droppin' bombs Shootin' arrows, pullin' triggers She's goin' off Warning signals, sirens wailing She is droppin' bombs Shootin' arrows, pullin' triggers She's goin' off Warning signals, sirens wailing She is droppin' bombs
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
All my friends doin’ rails And drinkin’ cocktails I was shooting shells and tossing haybells Raise Hell Yeah I come from the deep woods Yawl know I’m pure blood So misunderstood Never do what they say I should Don’t think I ever would No not even if I could Yeah you know it’s all good All Good Cuz I come from the country And I’ve been known to get crazy I sell weed and liquor to the city slickers And I can get you there quicker and like a gun I smoke Like a gun I smoke Five forty under my hood Smokin’ on that good bud Horse powers all stud Never getting stuck in the mud Don’t think I ever would No not even if I could Yeah you know it’s all good All Good Cuz I come from the country And I’ve been known to get crazy I sell weed and liquor to the city slickers And I can get you there quicker And like a gun I smoke All my friends at the local bars Wanna be rock stars I’ve got masen jars and life scars Guitars! Cuz I come from the country And I’ve been known to get crazy I sell weed and liquor to the city slickers And I can get you there quicker And like a gun I smoke
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
Well it's one for the money and two for the show As far as I’m concerned yawl can all eat crow This living on the road is getting old My bottles gone empty and my bed is cold Been ten long weeks since I've had a break I think I had about as much as I can take When you're up there on your balcony Won’t you bow your head and say a prayer for me 'Cause I'm out here rollin' on with the heavy load Runnin' with the devil tryin' to keep my soul Praying that we make it all we got is hope It's hard livin' on the open road Well it’s bad if your willin’ and worse if you ain't Take a normal man to drive him insane Ain’t livin' long livin' this way Some move on and some pass away Twenty long years of livin' this way Mary Jane and whiskey help to ease my pain When you’re at home and I gotta leave Won't you bow your head and say a prayer for me 'Cause I'm out here rollin' on with the heavy load Runnin' with the devil tryin' to keep my soul Praying that we make it all we got is hope It's hard livin' on the open road Hard livin' on the open road Heavy livin' Long days and longer nights There's no break in sight No time to pull it over and rest my eyes Always ready to put up a fight Even if it's just with my headlights Hands on the wheel and eyes on the prize Through these long days and longer nights 'Cause I'm out here rollin' on with the heavy load Runnin' with the devil tryin' to keep my soul Praying that we make it all we got is hope It's hard livin' on the open road 'Cause I'm out here rollin' on with the heavy load Runnin' with the devil tryin' to keep my soul Praying that we make it all we got is hope It's hard livin' on the open road Hard livin' on the open road Hard livin' on the open road
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
To make it through the darkness of night You must avoid the zombie bite You best be ready to put up a fight Cause we war at the break of light You know they call me the king of Texas Taker of names and the kicker of asses I wear them aviator sunglasses And I appeal to the fucking masses Cause I am the million man army No weapon formed can harm me Cause I am the million man army And my time, my time is now Your head down and stay out of sight Don't look into his blackened eyes Don't lеt yourself be taken with fright Causе we war at the fall of night You know they call me the king of Texas Taker of names and the kicker of asses I wear them aviator sunglasses And I appeal to the fucking masses Cause I am the million man army No weapon formed can harm me Cause I am the million man army And my time, my time is now Now! Now! (Now!) Cause I am the million man army No weapon formed can harm me Cause I am the million man army And my time, my time is now
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
Are you high? Are you low? It has been loosely stated And heavily debated The reason I'm so hated Why I stay intoxicated Are you high? Are you low? Get over it It's got to quit Take another hit Test positive Get over it Yeah let's get lit Take another hit Test positive Are you high? Are you low? Now's not the time to panic Just avoid the static Don't be so erratic Give into the manic Are you high? Are you low? Get over it It's got to quit Take another hit Test positive Get over it Yeah let's get lit Take another hit Test positive Get over it It's got to quit Take another hit Test positive Get over it Yeah let's get lit Take another hit Test positive
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026
Some ladies like gold and diamonds And my sweet thing she's 5 and dime'n And even though we ain't thrivin' We're just happy to be survivin' And I'm, I'm getting high Oh yes and I'm, I'm getting by And yes I, I'm getting high Song writers they got stories to tell About how their lives have been a living hell I'm writing this song up here in this jail Cause I ain't got no money for to make my bail The lawman says that I gotta pay So I'mma sit it out for about two or three days I got a girl that I keep on the side And come early morning she'll be my ride And I'm, I'm getting high Oh yes and I'm, I'm getting by And yes I, I'm getting high So my friends I'm a lot like you I ain't got no money and my rents past due Still I'm drinkin' that cold mountain dew Smoking that stuff that my brother grew When your life is all music and rhymes It sure helps you make it through those rough times And even though I'm down on my luck And the repo man just drove off my with my truck And I'm, I'm getting high Oh yes and I'm, I'm getting by And yes I, I'm getting high Oh yes and I'm, I'm getting by And yes and I, I'm getting high
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Feb 07, 2026