The Beauty and the Beer

My fate has been sealed With a bottle cap Where am I going? I cannot wait! Where is the party? Hope I am not too late Let's have a good time And drink tonight [Chorus] Ice-olation Where am I now? It's getting colder Ice Crystals are growing in me And fucking with my mind Ice-olation I'm dying now - it's almost over You put me into freezer Is this the way to go? Visit the booze store You're not so sure, man Hard liquor of the other? You opt for the barley And put me into fridge Hey! What's the matter? It's really cold here My loins expand beyond reach It's over, you asshole And now it's time to die! [Chorus] My fate has been sealed With a bottle cap Where am I going? I cannot wait! Where is the party? Hope I am not too late Let's have a good time And drink tonight [Chorus] I've got the shivers And near the end now I bid you drunkards farewell I love you, think of me I spread my wings and fly Don't ever forget That shit can happen Don't leave your beer in a freezer This loss you will regret If you don't use your mind.

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025

Back in the old land of beer In 1516 times Univirtuous brewers ruined the business Spoiling and polluting the beer with grubby things Duke of Bavaria Forced laws and guaranteed Needs of the people for healthy protection Oldest consumer rights today [Chorus] We drink the old ways ! You're asking what, you're asking why We're into "pure stuff" ! Preservatives : we don't comply ! Don't comply ! We still drink the old ways ! Don't comply ! We still drink the old ways ! Wise rules, pleasant tradition Make beer fans satisfied Services and handicraft Pure beer means quality It's a commitment, and it's essential Purity of barley, water, hops and yeast Nine hundred breweries are there in this country They care for standarts, masters of enzymes Just girls and wimps drink import-beer. [Chorus] Your choice to pick a good mass Stay clean and drink with class [Chorus]

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

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Hey Dad, you always had your doubts But this time I am gonna make you proud [Chorus] This time, I swear I'll be a famous star Live up to my potential Success is not afar In future the leader Here in this great country Some say I even could be The pope of Germany Loud, fast and heavy ! My idols come to town And I am on the guest list ! Loud, fast and heavy ! Olaf, Gerre, Frank and Andy, you will rule tonight Later I'll meet you at back-stage Loud, fast and heavy ! Party time ! To be here is a blast Hey, Tankard, nice meeting you at last [Chorus] Old, lame and stinky ! I can't believe this shit These guys are square and sobber ! Old, lame and stinky ! All with families, kids and houses, jobs and normal lives Don't wanna be like you clowns ! Old, lame and stinky ! Know what ? Fame is a stupid farce You can shine, even if you're no star [Chorus 2] This time, I swear I'll be a famous star Live up to my potential Success is not afar Hot chicks and cars Much money beer and fun I know I'll never be like The Rockstars No. 1 Hey Dad, you always had your doubts But this time I am gonna make you proud [Chorus 2] Hey dad !

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

I take my chances! I'm well educated I earn good wages Mothers-in-law craves for me I take my chances My teeth are shiny My face is handsome There is no doubt about it I take my chances! Last night: a new sensation This beauty hit my eyes Dressed in the blackest shadow A devil in disguise What can I do to draw your eyes attention? What can I do not to make you realize? The beauty and the beast A mystery unrevealed The beauty and the beast Both hide inside of me The beauty and the beast Control my life I got to get you! You are a bombshell A cute maneater A creature of the nighttime I got to get you Fuck the conventions Fuck for devotees Crushed underneath your high-heels I got to get you! Longing, I'm craving for you But you don't notice me My shiny life means nothing To you, you just won't see What can I do to draw your eyes attention? What can I do not to make you realize? The beauty and the beast A mystery unrevealed The beauty and the beast Both hide inside of me The beauty and the beast Control my life The beauty and the beast A mystery unrevealed The beauty and the beast Both hide inside of me The beauty and the beast Control my life I feel a changing! This magic potion From fifteen sixteen Runs through my boiling veins now I feel a changing! It's so much bolder And yet I hold her My blood is running colder I feel a changing! Drinking is our business We queue the welfare line We spend our days consuming Magical beer and wine What can I do to draw your eyes attention? What can I do not to make you realize? The beauty and the beast A mystery unrevealed The beauty and the beast Both hide inside of me The beauty and the beast Control my life The beauty and the beast A mystery unrevealed The beauty and the beast Both hide inside of me The beauty and the beast Control my life

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Once there lives in times of crime A young man full of ignorance Formed the crips gang, spreading madness Addiction, drugs, guns, violence Like sleepwalking On brutal ways In southern central L.A., CA Prison shaped the mind of Tookie Death row, hell behind the bars Got 25 to life Prison shaped the mind of Tookie No governor-clemency "Blue Rage, Black Redemption" thoughts Wrote to your peace protocols That circumstance is no excuse Warnings of a vicious lifestyle Helping streets gangs build a truce A nominee For Nobel prize Injection lethal And so, piece died Prison shaped the mind of Tookie Death row, hell behind the bars Got 25 to life Prison shaped the mind of Tookie No governor-clemency "Blue Rage, Black Redemption" thoughts Like sleepwalking On brutal ways In southern central L.A., CA Prison shaped the mind of Tookie Death row, hell behind the bars Got 25 to life Prison shaped the mind of Tookie No governor-clemency "Blue Rage, Black Redemption" thoughts Prison shaped the mind of Tookie Death row, hell behind the bars Got 25 to life Prison shaped the mind of Tookie No governor-clemency "Blue Rage, Black Redemption" thoughts

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

One fine evening on earth We stood on stage and played When suddenly bright lightning Disturbed our glorious show Oh no! not again the alien! Oh please, leave us alone! "No more space beer" he cried And begged us for our help He told us on his planet They're all about to die Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years Talked to binding straight off They promised to supply Six million sixty six packs Stored in the green man's ship Lift off! Leaving solar system And we were all aboard Galaxy "Dog" we stopped The plasma drive broke down Bad luck, caught by space pirates They snatched our alcohol Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years Two days later...Bingo! We tracked these scumbags down Hot laser beams, explosions Destroyed the Milky Way Stop! Halt! Give up and surrender Return the liquid gold! All is well that ends well Planet Beermuda waits Big Alien-Super-Party All drank up in one day Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly the brew's his destiny Frankfurt: we need much more beer desperately Answer quickly no beer for light years

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Eye for an eye! You'll never defy The power of metal will always survive! The squealing of soulfags I deeply despise Tooth for a tooth! I win, you will loose! I still raise my fist, gonna shout it out loud I will shout it out loud Thundering chords is what life's all about! Long-haired, cold-eyed, a leather-clad fist Black-cloaked, strong-armed, a riveted wrist Long-haired, cold-eyed, a leather-clad fist An iron-clad wrist, an iron-clad wrist! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No country, no reggae, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No techno, no hip-hop, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts! Blood for some blood, you may kiss my butt To get in my way gets your face in the mud I'll tread your face in the mud High time to rough up this ramshackle hut Dust to some dust, gotta roll on or bust A quick-spinning wheel never knows any rust! I'll never know any rust In each town the girls wait and for them I lust Long-haired, cold-eyed, a leather-clad fist Black-cloaked, strong-armed, a riveted wrist Long-haired, cold-eyed, a leather-clad fist An iron-clad wrist, an iron-clad wrist! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No country, no reggae, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No techno, no hip-hop, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No country, no reggae, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts! Metal to metal and guts to guts! No techno, no hip-hop, it's driving me nuts Metal to metal, guts to guts!

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

One billionaire Will rule the word A press-tycaoon controls What's to be seen and heard Conservative Right-wing bully Letting his media Hunt down democracy Creative mind in mankind money Hollywood man Tax havens, L.A.Dodgers Internet newbie, baseball fan British papers, TV-stations Eurosceptic to the bone Samantha Fox for breakfast Serves business all alone Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like You held the hand of Maggie Thatcher Deals in the dark You plead for war on Bush's invasion For cheaper oil down in Iraq Kissing chinese leaders asses To get rights for satellites Only James Bond could stop you Tomorrow never dies Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like Creative mind in mankind money Hollywood man Tax havens, L.A.Dodgers Internet newbie, baseball fan British papers, TV-stations Eurosceptic to the bone Samantha Fox for breakfast Serves business all alone Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like Dirty digger – come on bite! Cause you care for no one Spreading News Corp. cancer like One billionaire Will rule the word A press-tycaoon controls What's to be seen and heard

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

My job's exhausting, that's why I am waiting For the end of the week to come Then me and all my buddies Go to the "Diner's Rum" Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee Where heavy drinkers will unite Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime On ice! (Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...) Hey, Mr.Bartender Let's draft our brains away My head feels well shaken Not stirred, but that's OK Drinking is both, an art and a science Practice hard with Himbeerschnaps Win "Golden Bottle" contests Or "Warm ale challenge" cups Banquets alcoholic style Glassbuffets make your lives smile Wish I could be here all week My boss told me yesterday, if I don't quit, he fires me This freak! (Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...) Hey, Mr.Bartender Let's draft our brains away My head feels well shaken Not stirred, but that's OK Booze-drinking community just pay one time a monthly fee Where heavy drinkers will unite Cider, Lager, Whiskey, Wine Have cocktails, Vodka, Gin and lime On ice! (Drink! It's all you can drink! it's all you...) Hey, Mr.Bartender Let's draft our brains away My head feels well shaken Not stirred, but that's OK

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025