B-Day
Tankard
Album • 2002
28 Tracks
Tankard
Album • 2002
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Woke up this morning in a dirty room All naked, pissed, in a pool of puke We did it again! On the road to the next location Going crazy on a tour de force A whiskey breakfast, loads of drugs There´s plenty of chicks! Getting stoned in a Blow Job´s heaven Just watch our show Hell on earth has come to town Ears deaf, you will know We turned your graveyard upside down Refrain: Hey, dude, we are freaks for life We are notorious scum, scum we are! Fuck you! We´ll fuck your wife We are notorious scum, scum we are! Born in the gutter of our fucking town Dealin´ crack to survive the day We´re killers of man! Dominant, never showed some mercy Today we give a shit about our past Life is too short, so live it fast Get out of the way! Money rules, we are free of sin Just watch our show Hell on earth has come to town Ears deaf, you will know We turned your graveyard upside down Refrain: Hey, dude, we are freaks for life We are notorious scum, scum we are! Fuck you! We´ll fuck your wife We are notorious scum, scum we are! Woke up this morning in a dirty room All naked, pissed, in a pool of puke We did it again! On the road to the next location Going crazy on a tour de force A whiskey breakfast, loads of drugs There´s plenty of chicks! Getting stoned in a Blow Job´s heaven Just watch our show Hell on earth has come to town Ears deaf, you will know We turned your graveyard upside down Refrain: Hey, dude, we are freaks for life We are notorious scum, scum we are! Fuck you! We´ll fuck your wife We are notorious scum, scum we are!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Kipness/Geremia) You´ve got a big mouth! Blessed with no brain! You cannot keep up, it´s all in vain No use discussing ´cause intelligence you lack You can´t keep up, no hope, you stabbed me in the back All talk, no action! You bore me so! You´re full of bullshit-why don´t you go? You´ve stated reasons why your past is full of holes But you chose me, pathetic, what´s your fucking goal? Refrain: Rectifier, Rectifier - I know your name, you no-good liar! Rectifier, Rectifier - I´ll chase your ass till you expire! Rectifier, Rectifier - My gun is loaded-time to fire! You´ve got a big mouth! Blessed with no brain! You cannot keep up, it´s all in vain No use discussing ´cause intelligence you lack You can´t keep up, no hope, you stabbed me in the back Refrain: Rectifier, Rectifier - I know your name, you no-good liar! Rectifier, Rectifier - I´ll chase your ass till you expire! Rectifier, Rectifier - My gun is loaded-time to fire! All talk, no action! You bore me so! You´re full of bullshit-why don´t you go? You´ve stated reasons why your past is full of holes But you chose me, pathetic, what´s your fucking goal? Refrain: Rectifier, Rectifier - I know your name, you no-good liar! Rectifier, Rectifier - I´ll chase your ass till you expire! Rectifier, Rectifier - My gun is loaded-time to fire! Refrain: Rectifier, Rectifier - I know your name, you no-good liar! Rectifier, Rectifier - My gun is loaded-time to fire!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Kipness/Geremia) I was born in beer, my object of lust But got no money, still drink I must I search my pockets, and what do I find useless cleenex to wipe my behind I need a Goddamn brew, that´s why I´ve come to you Refrain: You bastard, I hate you I kill you, you can lick my butt So pious and gracious Intention isn´t very clear You bastard, still hate you Need money for a fucking beer You´ve got the cash, so give it to me Dig in your Wallet and set me free Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass I´ll ball your girlfriend and cum with class I need a Goddamn brew, that´s why I´ve come to you Refrain: You bastard, I hate you I kill you, you can lick my butt So pious and gracious Intention isn´t very clear You bastard, still hate you Need money for a fucking beer Refrain: You bastard, I hate you I kill you, you can lick my butt You bastard, still hate you Need money for a fucking beer I was born in beer, my object of lust But got no money, still drink I must I search my pockets, and what do I find useless cleenex to wipe my behind Refrain: You bastard, I hate you I kill you, you can lick my butt So pious and gracious Intention isn´t very clear You bastard, still hate you Need money for a fucking beer
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Early in the eighties The breakdancers were strong But we destroyed their discos The day and all night long Our loudness was incredible Our metal alcoholical Zombies attacked us from behind But we survived the Berlin nights Refrain: Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash ´til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin´ ´til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and still alive And then we joined the beer-wars Invasion chemical We puked into the tour bus The morning after smell Our loudness was incredible Our metal alcoholical There knocked an alien at my door "Meaning of life?" It asked me for Refrain: Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash ´til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin´ ´til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and still alive We won´t be stone cold sober Like our two-faced manager We do the tankard club tour No groupies there at all Our loudness is incredible Our metal alcoholical We still destroy all discos The kings of beer are back, let´s go Refrain: Ugly, fat and alive Twenty years of thrash ´til death Ugly, fat and alive Bangin´ ´til our final breath Ugly, fat and alive Always held the bottles high Ugly, fat and still alive Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, Ugly, fat and still alive
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Long time ago we found this place Thousands of years we crossed the interstellar space World after world, sowing the seeds Another planet for a new genetic breed Refrain: This atmosphere is hostile That´s why we have to meet Underground You´re like a death-bringing storm Come, see your ancestors Underground We gave them mind, taught our lore And then retired deep down to the planet´s core Over the time their cultures grew But they developed violence, and that was new Refrain: This atmosphere is hostile That´s why we have to meet Underground You´re like a death-bringing storm Come, see your ancestors Underground Religion is the root of sin Killing the weak, they let the genocide begin They know no bounds, they learned to lie The human race has failed, and now they´re gonna die Refrain: This atmosphere is hostile That´s why we have to meet Underground You´re like a death-bringing storm Come, see your ancestors Underground Refrain: You had the earth for a while Destroyed it all, mile for mile And so you´re gonna die Our wrath will cover the sun Because we have to move on Your corpses will remain Underground
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) I´m a low life, trash, riff-raff Drinkin´ booze, pub-crawling man Psychotic on narcotics I need 10 bottles a day Lame and useless to the bone Broken dreams, leave me alone But the last day, back alley A loony guy gave me the creeps His hands and feet were crippled He said: "This is for you" Refrain: Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, kingmaker Gift of gods, or sent from hell? Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, my master Gonna pay that bloody bill It´s so easy, fascinating How my wealth and power grow Addictive and destructive Champagne and fancy cars For every wish it lets me pay Sacrificed my ears today After years of self-mutilation Nearly nothing left of me I know, I must continue Think I´ll give my other eye Refrain: Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, kingmaker Gift of gods, or sent from hell? Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, my master Gonna pay that bloody bill Refrain: Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, kingmaker Gift of gods, or sent from hell? I´m a low life, trash, riff-raff Drinkin´ booze, pub-crawling man Psychotic on narcotics I need 10 bottles a day Lame and useless to the bone Broken dreams, leave me alone Refrain: Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, kingmaker Gift of gods, or sent from hell? Voodoo Box, black magic Mumbo-Jumbo, wishing well Voodoo Box, my master Gonna pay that bloody bill
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Darkness, I feel the hunger In a world of the silver moonlight Living beyond the grave From the cold of the earth I will rise Unseen, and cloaked in shadows When I crawl over cryptic ceilings Modern to gothic times Eating souls of the mortal beings Refrain: Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of light Filthy fingernails, encrusted Sunscars - back to the night Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of death Bloodbath on the edge of sunrise Sunscars - I have to rest Virgins, I love to kill them I despise religeous vermin I`m not the will of God Centuries on my blackened teeth grin Black clouds, the nightwind`s howling As your body collapses lifeless Ripped out the heart and throat Frosty day, far away, I`m ageless Refrain: Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of light Filthy fingernails, encrusted Sunscars - back to the night Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of death Bloodbath on the edge of sunrise Sunscars - I have to rest Darkness, I feel the hunger In a world of the silver moonlight Living beyond the grave From the cold of the earth I will rise Unseen, and cloaked in shadows When I crawl over cryptic ceilings Modern to gothic times Eating souls of the mortal beings Refrain: Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of light Filthy fingernails, encrusted Sunscars - back to the night Sunscars all over my body On my pale skin marks of death Bloodbath on the edge of sunrise Sunscars - I have to rest
Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Bulgaropulos/Geremia) Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don´t mind my running nose I´ve got everything you need I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town! Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Russian furs, french perfume Irish stew, british glue I sell safes and satellites Michael Jackson´s silicon I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Tell your friends ´bout my shop Come again, buy a lot Doesn´t matter, if you´re broke I take your wife, if she is hot Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude" Sticky hands, smelly feet Badly breath, fart of death Please don´t mind my running nose I´ve got everything you need I gotta good feel, this is a good deal Gimme your Dollars, make it real Tomorrow´s too late, for every good trade Don´t think about it, don´t hesitate Come on in, look around Please beware, rancid air I sell guns and animals See my sex-toys? Best in town! Refrain: A piece of cake, a piece of cake Can get ya porn-shit, or pink shampoo I have the coolest and lowest prices The people call me "Zero Dude" My hair is fake, my hair is fake No problem, man, I´ve got attidude I am the man with the million lighters The people call me "Zero Dude"
Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Kipness/Geremia) Bier durst! now it´s time to drink I´m in the mood, so keep on buyin Rye, fuckin´ rye Really dig the braincell fryin Red wine! I want all the booze The grapes of wrath keep me flyin´higher Just one more glass Now I`m really fucking wired Refrain: I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! Whiskey! Need a double-shot Gimme a dose of the Holy Liquor More - I need more Hurry, the effect is quicker Oh God! What is wrong with me? I got the shivers but not two livers My choice was booze No wonder that I´m slowly dying Refrain: I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! Bier durst! now it´s time to drink I´m in the mood, so keep on buyin Rye, fuckin´ rye Really dig the braincell fryin Refrain: I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! Refrain: I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!! I´ve lost it! No reason! I´m plagued with a disease My burden! So help me! Real quick, new liver please!!
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
- Originally recorded on the first demo "Heavy Metal Vanguard" (1984) - (Music: Katzmann) (Lyrics: Geremia) There are thugs and murders here They want kill and raping you Houses are not very good Only badly ruins Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Corpses lying dead in streets People stumble over them Suicides are every day They are burning up themselves Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Police couldn´t help the people Murderers are so very happy Don´t go in the rundown section Ooh it´s so dangerous Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district!!
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025
(Music: Gutjahr/Thorwarth/Zissel) (Lyrics: Kipness/Geremia) I´ll crash your fucking party And I don´t know for what I ate your awesome chili Now you deal with my smelly butt We´ll spend the whole night talking Dictate what you will hear But then I start to quiver In the name of a fucking beer Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Consciousness dying Unrelentless turbo rage Refrain: This is your nightmare And I´ll do my best This is your nightmare I´m a fucking pest This is your nightmare Unexpected Guest I am your nightmare Am your nightmare, am your nightmare You thought you all would have fun But then I came along You thought I was your buddy Now I´ve proved everybody wrong Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Your house is rubble And your girlfriend felt my lust Refrain: This is your nightmare And I´ll do my best This is your nightmare I´m a fucking pest This is your nightmare Unexpected Guest I am your nightmare Am your nightmare, am your nightmare I´ll crash your fucking party And I don´t know for what I ate your awesome chili Now you deal with my smelly butt Ashes to ashes Dust to dust Your house is rubble And your girlfriend felt my lust Refrain: This is your nightmare And I´ll do my best This is your nightmare I´m a fucking pest This is your nightmare Unexpected Guest I am your nightmare Am your nightmare, am your nightmare This is your nightmare And I´ll do my best This is your nightmare I´m a fucking pest This is your nightmare Unexpected Guest I am your nightmare Am your nightmare, am your nightmare
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
We want headbang every night C'mon turn out the light Heavy concerts and horrible parties Dying by 200 phone Too loud you're dying playin' Heavy Metal Too loud you're dying playin' Heavy Metal Wanna hear load and heavy Ready for destroying really Ears fall down from philistine 'Cause Venom plays in Odeon Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right Running free kill'em down Let's play heavy with much rown Dying whores and lying here It's so loud it's shread your ear Too loud you're dying playin' Heavy Metal Too loud you're dying playin' Hard and Heavy Drinking their blood tonight It's a very very great delight The reason why we do this Is our incredible loudness Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right Running free kill'em down Let's play heavy with much rown Dying whores and lying here It's so loud it's shread your ear Too loud you're dying playin' Heavy Metal Too loud you're dying playin' Hard and Heavy Drinking their blood tonight It's a very very great delight The reason why we do this Is our incredible loudness Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right Incredible Loudness we want - that's hard, that's heavy Playin' hard and loud we want - that's good, that's right
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025
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They wanna kill, the mercenary comes to you Now you have to, you really have to run away Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! They are cruel, get money to kill you Their commanders are satisfied if you die Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary They are happy, when they got much money now All the people afraid of their cruelty Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! In a hard fight many bombs are falling down You are dying, the punishment is right oh yeah Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary They wanna kill, the mercenary comes to you Now you have to, you really have to run away Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! They are cruel, get money to kill you Their commanders are satisfied if you die Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary
Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025
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Every day and all night long The fucking breakdancers wanna be strong We can't hear their fucking sound We want metal - play it loud! Die - Hard! Death! Whips! Metal Militia in a heaurs Our cruelest gang on earth Django Bullwhip is the chief Smash the dancers on their knees Death by whips Kill'em hard Death by whips Kill'em hard Brealdancers wanna flee Swords and spikes to their cheeks Metal Militia wanna headbang It's so loud, you'll die in pain Die - Hard! Death! Whips! Use your bullwhips and your guns Limb by limb, now they run These are our greatest weapons To slash up those fucking cretins Death by whips Kill'em hard Death by whips Kill'em hard Every day and all night long The fucking breakdancers wanna be strong We can't hear their fucking sound We want metal - play it loud! Die - Hard! Death! Whips! Metal Militia in a heaurs Our cruelest gang on earth Django Bullwhip is the chief Smash the dancers on their knees Death by whips Kill'em hard Death by whips Kill'em hard
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 07, 2026
- Originally recorded on the first demo "Heavy Metal Vanguard" (1984) - (Music: Katzmann) (Lyrics: Geremia) There are thugs and murders here They want kill and raping you Houses are not very good Only badly ruins Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Corpses lying dead in streets People stumble over them Suicides are every day They are burning up themselves Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Police couldn´t help the people Murderers are so very happy Don´t go in the rundown section Ooh it´s so dangerous Badly houses! Destroyed houses! Cruely gangs! Brutal people! Refrain: Rundown quarter! Rundown district! Rundown quarter! Rundown district!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
Drinkin' beer somewhere with me Playin' loud and poppers flee I want booze and beer and wine To be drunk it's to fine Come and drink alcohol! Come and drink beer with me! Come and drink alcohol! Come and drink wine with me! Pukin' all day all night ling, come let's dance to another song Playin' destructive bangin' metal Come, let's fight this battle Come, and drink alcohol! Come and dr...
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
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I'm just hanging around tonight, just watching films I am on the Zombie Trip and brutal things I like Zombie attack The film I saw is over now and I leave my home Brutal Zombies are shouting so hard, is it real or not? Zombie attack I wake up, this was a dream, I drink my beer But then I see a Zombie killin', I know I must die
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
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They wanna kill, the mercenary comes to you Now you have to, you really have to run away Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! They are cruel, get money to kill you Their commanders are satisfied if you die Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary They are happy, when they got much money now All the people afraid of their cruelty Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! In a hard fight many bombs are falling down You are dying, the punishment is right oh yeah Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary They wanna kill, the mercenary comes to you Now you have to, you really have to run away Running, running away ! Fleeing, fleeing fastly ! They are cruel, get money to kill you Their commanders are satisfied if you die Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary Mercenary - be careful ! Mercenary - careful ! Carefully, carefully, the mercenary, the mercenary
Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025
She's got a look that knocking you down Her husband is so angry kicks her in the teeth He want to kill, he wants to poison Poison - he's a maniac Poison poison Fuckin' little worms are creeping in her face The man gets crazy and he must kick her down Smash the axe into her fuckin' ugly face The blood is running out of her eyes
Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025
It come to earth three years ago from deep in space A brilliant U.F.O.! I could not believe it Refuge! I let it stay with me a while Stupid! Now I with that he would go Alien, Alien - he's a drunkard Alien, Alien - he ate my food Consumed my chow 'til nothing's left every week Are you happy now? I cannot avoid it! Nosey! He snoops around my private stuff Porno! And sold my stack of magazines He broke into my well stocked fridge and drank my beer I can't get really drunk tonight, the stores are closed Leave now! You drive me nuts, don't want you here Oh no! He locked the keys in his spacecraft
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
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An insane murderer is comin' to you You are cryin' horrible to God But Satan laughs and doesn't help You are gonna die in Hell tonight Fight for the nation underground Dyin' and killin' so hard tonight We break up the wall of sound The end is near we will fight He is so cruel and likes the acid Satan gave him the power to kill Nobody thinks that he is the man Who is killing without end Acid death
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Die in blood and pain tonight, never ends the metal-fight We see the heavy choppers we know they kill the posers Die ! kill you tonight ! scream and scream so horrible ! They drive you f**kin`insane, laughin´ `bout the rollin` heads You scream so hard in pain, you scream until you dead Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims They come to take your life tonight, killing is their only game Victims are so innocent, no more chance to flee from them Die ! kill you tonight ! scream and scream so horrible ! Their bloody lust to torture you, you fall down on your knees Expect no f**kin` mercy, death is reality Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims Die in blood and pain tonight, never ends the metal-fight We see the heavy choppers we know they kill the posers Die ! kill you tonight ! scream and scream so horrible ! They drive you f**kin`insane, laughin´ `bout the rollin` heads You scream so hard in pain, you scream until you dead Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims, Screaming Victims...
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
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