A Girl Called Cerveza

I'm a dictator of the old school I love my power and I love to rule Just like my father I play the game Of sheer oppression and rising my fame Lately protesters Brought riots to my streets Demanding free elections For rights and truth a warranty Traitors! Deserters! Who do they think they are? I'll send them army forces Because I am the only law! The only law! The law! The only law! God bless my glorious nation (Glorious nation) God bless especially me So what? So what? I'm addicted to dictate Reforms you will never see (You will never see) Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Rapid Fire! Send them to hell! Rapid Fire! Tanks and snipers! Rapid Fire! Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Torture? And prison? All propaganda lies! To harm my reputation In overseas I have my spies UNO embargo? I piss on politics! I piss on all those sanctions They'll get to know my dirty tricks! My dirty tricks! My tricks! My dirty tricks! God bless my glorious nation (Glorious nation) God bless especially me So what? So what? I'm addicted to dictate Reforms you will never see (You will never see) Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Rapid Fire! Send them to hell! Rapid Fire! Tanks and snipers! Rapid Fire! Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! I'm a dictator of the old school I love my power and I love to rule Just like my father I play the game Of sheer oppression and rising my fame God bless my glorious nation (Glorious nation) God bless especially me So what? So what? I'm addicted to dictate Reforms you will never see (You will never see) Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Rapid Fire! Send them to hell! Rapid Fire! Tanks and snipers! Rapid Fire! Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Rapid Fire! Send them to hell! Rapid Fire! Tanks and snipers! Rapid Fire! Rapid Fire! Shoot the liars! Shoot the liars!

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

Yesterday I met her The woman of my dreams She looked so fine Through bottles of cheap wine Soon we drank together The pub was my heaven I took her home Then? I don't know Next day I woke at noon She must have drugged my drink My beer supplies were gone That girl stole everything I screamed! I cried! Her love was just a lie! A girl called Cerveza Is trying to cheat ya Is trying to trick ya A girl called Cerveza A girl called Cerveza Is trying to fool ya Is trying to dupe ya A girl called Cerveza Told the cops my story They already know her She's been accused of Beer theft and brain wash Got no distinct features Her mug shots are shocking Girl of ill fame Fraud is her game Her file is overlong Rogue's Gallery top ten In case I track her down I'll fall for her again, oh, no I screamed! I cried! Her love was just a lie! A girl called Cerveza Is trying to cheat ya Is trying to trick ya A girl called Cerveza A girl called Cerveza Is trying to fool ya Is trying to dupe ya A girl called Cerveza Her file is overlong Rogue's gallery top ten In case I track her down I'll fall for her again I screamed! I cried! Her love was just a lie! A girl called Cerveza Is trying to cheat ya Is trying to trick ya A girl called Cerveza A girl called Cerveza Is trying to fool ya Is trying to dupe ya A girl called Cerveza, Cerveza A girl called Cerveza (a taste of beer) Is trying to cheat ya (cheat ya) Is trying to trick ya (mouw, I love you) A girl called Cerveza (kiss you...) A girl called Cerveza Is trying to fool ya (I love beer, babe) Is trying to dupe ya (I love you) A girl called Cerveza, Cerveza

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

I pull the knot and the rope around my neck I feel the sweat that is running down my back Is this the way how my life is gonna end? A tragedy caused by them, my so-called friends I once was a person Much-loved and esteemed But then I was slandered Disgraced downright mean Somebody claimed "He's a pervert!" on the blog Soon others wrote "He likes young boys and long cocks!" The message board put me in the pillory Lies over lies from the net-community Witch-hunt 2.0 The web's a battlefield Witch-hunt 2.0 A game with no rules Witch-hunt 2.0 No liability Witch-hunt 2.0 Anonymous, cruel No tolerance for cyber-bullying To ruin a reputation's no fun at all You, you and you! Keep up the fighting! Go fight the defamation or fairness falls I live my life, left the misery behind My strength has grown, I'm no more a MySpace-Clown A smear campaign isn't worth a suicide Those backers cry, cause the law has track them down I once was a person Much-loved and esteemed But then I was slandered Disgraced downright mean I pull the knot and the rope around my neck I feel the sweat that is running down my back Is this the way how my life is gonna end? A tragedy caused by them, my so-called friends Witch-hunt 2.0 The web's a battlefield Witch-hunt 2.0 A game with no rules Witch-hunt 2.0 No liability Witch-hunt 2.0 Anonymous, cruel No tolerance for cyber-bullying To ruin a reputation's no fun at all You, you and you! Keep up the fighting! Go fight the defamation or fairness falls Witch-hunt 2.0 The web's a battlefield Witch-hunt 2.0 A game with no rules Witch-hunt 2.0 No liability Witch-hunt 2.0 Anonymous, cruel No tolerance for cyber-bullying To ruin a reputation's no fun at all You, you and you! Keep up the fighting! Go fight the defamation or fairness falls

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025

Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Welcome to the biggest freak show That the world has ever seen Sex affairs, lies and eyewash Welcome to the primaries The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Gaffes and brain-freezes in public Circus clowns for candidates? Piling up disgracing moments Howlers in TV debates Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Voters are the only losers Trusting in those hypocrites Double Standard? Lower taxes? Think again and use your wits The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Arguing whose wife's the finest Promising moon-colonies Are those people kinda bonkers? Someone help the Grand Old "P" Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! The global warming Nowhere to be found Where facts don't matter And delusions count Masters of farces! We rule the universe! Masters of farces! Cowboys and millionaires! We are the righteous! (We're the righteous!) Who knows what's good for you! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt! Masters of farces! We rule the universe! We are the virtuous! (We're the virtuous!) Flip-flopping, Oops Bad Newt!

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025

I swear you Eternal love Please hear me You're the only one When I kiss you I'm in heaven, babe And my heart Stands in burning flames Since the first day I met you It was all up with me Your lips as red as roses Your skin so soft and sweet I saw you in that nightclub Best dancer on the pole Later we drank and partied Had too much alcohol "Don't mind my gender" She said to me "I'll show you wonders" "You won't believe!" We thrashed until the morning And then you took me home You set my heart on fire Male body, female soul My beauty of Thailand I'll be your handsome toy "Let me be your goddess" "Your Metal Ladyboy" Transgender of Thailand You are my sweet Kathoey I'll touch you, I'll please you My Metal Ladyboy I swear you Eternal love Please hear me You're the only one When I kiss you I'm in heaven, babe And my heart Stands in burning flames Rocking the town together Our romance is for real Loud music, beer and concerts Your neck is made of steel To my surprise you once were A famous superstar Big idol in your country A fearsome kickboxer "Don't mind my gender" She said to me "I'll show you wonders" "You won't believe!" We thrashed until the morning And then you took me home You set my heart on fire Male body, female soul My beauty of Thailand I'll be your handsome toy "Let me be your goddess" "Your Metal Ladyboy" Transgender of Thailand You are my sweet Kathoey I'll touch you, I'll please you My Metal Ladyboy Rocking the town together Our romance is for real Loud music, beer and concerts Your neck is made of steel My beauty of Thailand I'll be your handsome toy "Let me be your goddess" "Your Metal Ladyboy" Transgender of Thailand You are my sweet Kathoey I'll touch you, I'll please you My Metal Ladyboy I swear you Eternal love Please hear me You're the only one When I kiss you I'm in heaven, babe And my heart Stands in burning flames We thrashed until the morning And then you took me home You set my heart on fire Male body, female soul

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Back in the days of early metal In '82 we formed to stay First under "Vortex" and "Avenger" In "Tankard" then we found our way We found our way And still we play From the first day We're on our way Even in times When thrash exhausted When fame was gone We held the flag up high We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Until we go mad We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Not one day been dead After the 90's great depression When metal limped and grunge did pay Then there was the big revival We have never lost our way We found our way And still we play From the first day We're on our way Never broke up When we faced trouble Second-rate beer Cheap hotels, lousy gigs We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Until we go mad We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Not one day been dead We're limelight hogs Nothing can part us No reasons for A fucking reunion We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Until we go mad We burn! Burn like fire! We thrash! Thrashing higher! Not one day been dead! But one day really fucking mad! Haha... We burn! Burn like fire! Until we go mad We thrash! Thrashing higher! Not one day been dead

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

An icy wind blew the day I was born The snow fell heavily, my hopes all seemed forlorn They threw my life into a chilling cold world Devoid of chances, still the wheel of fortune twirled Never! I will defy! I will fight till the day that l die! They say I'm in a jam now I say: life's no apple pie! Mama - a nasty moll Daddy was a ham-acting clod Caught up in a mental deep-freeze I surely had to beat the odds! Wanna be the top banana Now I'm just a rotten egg Cut the mustard, be the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg Desperate – what could I do? Found that switch deep inside 'o my soul One flick shifts my condition Alters me from prey to cool That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch Cheese it! You bloody fool! Stand aside or I'll flick the switch You're a beer short to a six-pack Don't mess with the son of a fridge Hey, girl! You look so cute! You break my heart and I can't resist Why do you turn away now? Tell me why do you look so pissed? Cause I am the top banana Surely I'm a rotten egg Cut the mustard, I'm the big cheese For your crumbs I'll never beg Freeze you! I press the key I start trembling then I cease to move Feels like a god-damn brain-freeze Tricked myself, me nerdy goof That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch That's why they call me A Son of a fridge Father's a freak and My mother a bitch Don' mess around with The Son of a fridge Weird as a freak and As mean as a bitch

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

No matter what you seek No matter what you like We share the same belief And we fight the same fight You want to join our ranks? Obsession's what you'll need We're cheering, pumping fists We're roaring die-hard fans Move! Get going! Get up you lazy geeks Fans! United! Marching in the streets Hold up the banners and support your favourite stars Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen, racing cars Don't mind who's your idol The main point is fun A Trek-Convention's just as crazy As a Jedi-Clan A fetish is (A fetish is) My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream) An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's syndrome? That's the least! That's the least! Skip religion! Crusaders can go home Go keep your violence, holy war and pope! No church-fanaticism, no Scientology We are just devotees who love tolerance for free Don't mind who's your idol The main point is fun A Trek-Convention's just as crazy As a Jedi-Clan A fetish is (A fetish is) My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream) An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's Syndrome? That's the least! That's the least! No matter what you seek No matter what you like We share the same belief And we fight the same fight A fetish is My fanboy-dream An autograph, a panty Orgasm guaranteed Fandom at random Choose your cult per day Fandom at random Freaks at play Fandom at random Cloned identities Worshipper's Syndrome? That's the least! That's the least!

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

I watch you - a bright burning flame I feel you - you drive me insane When you move like shades in the night Unreal like a trick of the light You touch me and I nearly come You're stirring and all hope is gone You're gentle as a rosebud And you're as tough as steel A benchmark in the chaos An ever turning wheel Fire at night, shadow at daylight That's what you'll always be Fire at night, shadow at daylight The other side of me You tell my friends I'm gorgeous Get me a fresh cold beer You chew me out at random No chance to get it clear My Metal Magnolia My counterpart My Metal Magnolia Unpredictable My Metal Magnolia You counterweight my soul But only in my garden Magnolia grows You're hot when I am freezing Say "yes!" when I say: "no!" You're canny when I'm furious I stop and you say: "go!" Fire at night, shadow at daylight That's what you'll always be Fire at night, shadow at daylight The other side of me I'd really love to kick you You're my addictive drug My intellectual challenge The socket for my plug My Metal Magnolia My counterpart My Metal Magnolia Unpredictable My Metal Magnolia You counterweight my soul But only in my garden Magnolia grows My Metal Magnolia My counterpart My Metal Magnolia Unpredictable My Metal Magnolia You counterweight my soul But only in my garden Magnolia grows I watch you - a bright burning flame I feel you - you drive me insane You touch me and I nearly come You're stirring and all hope is gone My Metal Magnolia My counterpart My Metal Magnolia Unpredictable My Metal Magnolia You counterweight my soul But only in my garden Magnolia grows My Metal Magnolia My counterpart My Metal Magnolia Unpredictable My Metal Magnolia You counterweight my soul But only in my garden Magnolia grows

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025

We don't need catering Or backstage luxury Don't need clean hotel rooms Liquids count, basically Don't need no party girls Or any drugs for free There's just one thing we need Liquids count, basically Touring cities and touring nations We fill clubs and concert halls But it's a trouble with our obsession Supplies deplete - too fast, too soon Just empty glasses And no more beer What a nightmare Our primal fear Amps are howling The drums are pounding Banging heads on a shaking stage The crowd is moshing And temperature's rising Where is the beer?! We die of thirst! Running on fumes Energy's low Relight my fire! Running on fumes No beer, no show Our drinking desire! Running on fumes Lager must flow Our throats are dried up! Running on fumes That's a no-go Refill the tankard! Hey promoter forget the guest-list Cause we want a delivery Thousands of bottles, a truckload of six-packs Cheers to the fans! All drinks for free! Just empty glasses And no more beer What a nightmare Our primal fear Amps are howling The drums are pounding Banging heads on a shaking stage The crowd is moshing And temperature's rising Where is the beer?! We die of thirst! Running on fumes Energy's low Relight my fire! Running on fumes No beer, no show Our drinking desire! Running on fumes Lager must flow Our throats are dried up! Running on fumes That's a no-go Refill the tankard! We don't need catering Or backstage luxury Don't need clean hotel rooms Liquids count, basically Don't need no party girls Or any drugs for free There s just one thing we need Liquids count, basically The crowd is moshing And temperature's rising Where is the beer?! We die of thirst! Running on fumes Energy's low Relight my fire! Running on fumes No beer, no show Our drinking desire! Running on fumes Lager must flow Our throats are dried up! Running on fumes That's a no-go Refill the tankard! Running on fumes Energy's low Relight my fire! Running on fumes No beer, no show Our drinking desire! Running on fumes Lager must flow Our throats are dried up! Running on fumes That's a no-go Refill the tankard!

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025