Sexy Santa

Ho ho ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve He delivers the sexy and he never fails The rest of the year he works at Chippendale's Sexy sexy Santa He's got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs Sexy sexy Santa He knows you've naughty 'cause he's keepin' tabs In the back of his sleigh, he's got some hoe hoe hoe's They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehose He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a He's got a bitchin' red suit and he's totally buff He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff Sexy sexy Santa He's kissin' girls under the camel toe He's sexy sexy Santa The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow Sexy sexy Santa It's the UK, USA, Brazil, and Japan Sexy sexy Santa Makin' love to every Christmas-lovin' woman and man Suck it! Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer To the Scrooges and the Grinches Here's your log - it's a chubby eleven inches Naked on his reindeer pounding on booze Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews He's got a calendar but only one day has an "X" That leaves three hundred and sixty-four days for sex Sexy sexy Santa More cushion for the pushin' don't apply to him now There goes sexy sexy Santa He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow Sexy sexy Santa All the little girls wanna sit on his lap Here goes sexy sexy Santa Get 'em riled up so they get free crap Wow! Oh, little girl, you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026