Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World

Have sex (yeah!) With every female of the species you see The end is near (yeah!) So don't you worry about the HIV Get drunk (yeah!) Till you puke all over the floor We're gonna die tomorrow So let's get hammered like never before Yeah! The clock is runnin' down, you see You gotta do the things you wanna do Bone your step-sister Climb the Matterhorn Find some horny cougars And shoot some cougar porn, baby Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Party freakin' hardy Like tomorrow is the end of the world Make love (yeah!) With a sheep, or cow or a goose I know your wondering what it feels like So take off your pants and get loose Get crazy! (yeah!) Rob a bank or hijack a plane We got nothin' (yeah!) We got nothin' to lose So get balls out retarded insane, yeah! Time is runnin' out you see You gotta try the stuff you wanna try Bungee jump from a 747 Poke a silverback gorilla in the eye Yeah! Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Party freakin' hardy Like tomorrow is the end of the world The end of the world is comin' What are we gonna do? The end of the world is comin' You should be comin' too! Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Tomorrow is the end of the world Tomorrow is the end of the world Let's all party Like tomorrow is the end of the world Party freakin' hardy Like tomorrow is the end of the world Let's all party (cum into your anus!) Like tomorrow is the end of the world (Hop on my doggy now!) Party freakin' hardy (ahhh yeah!) Like tomorrow is the end of the f'n world! Tomorrow is the end of the world! Hey, hey, hey!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026