On the Prowl

1 AM on a Saturday night Looking for some gash, preferably tight Open up the Tinder, I got no matches But there's plenty of fish in the sea with plenty of snatches There's a tasty little beaver I'm gonna get on Gonna be fucking before the dawn Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No, it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Sunday morning is coming in hot Met a girl with a missing leg and I bought hеr a shot She asked me to talk to hеr stump and I wasn't shy But she ended up leaving the bar with another guy Gonna find a girl with both her legs Steel Panther's gonna fertilize her eggs Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No, it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Don't give up you still have time To find some ugly hookers and some cocaine lines Flying on x, sun's about to rise Thinking bout getting a handy from one of the guys Or heating up some apple pie, maybe that's my date Then I remembered some words of wisdom from Stix - "It's never too late" Now Spyder's on bass cause Lexxi's gone But it doesn't mean we can't still fuck his mom Cause it's never too late to get some pussy tonight No, it's never too late to get some pussy tonight It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late It's never too late to get some pussy tonight Gotta get it tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight Gotta get some pussy tonight

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

You get 35 dollars I get to slap you with my dick You get dinner at Spago’s I get to cum inside your ass Friends with Benefits Friends with Benefits You get to drive my Maserati I get to shower in your piss You get your family here from Thailand I get to shoot between your tits Friends with Benefits Friends with Benefits You get to spend my cash I get to bang that gash You get the Louis Vuitton I get a face to cum on You get a fur coat and a diamond I get your stilettos on my nuts You get a shopping spree in London I get your turds inside my mouth Friends with benefits Friends with benefits You get a place to sleep I get to fist you deep You get security I get impurity People will judge us But the haters will not budge us cuz we’re friends Friends with benefits Friends with benefits We are friends with benefits

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I fell in love with an angel Staring at me through my phone Not a blemish on your beautiful face Your skin was perfectly toned Like Michael Angelo had nothing to do So he painted you But I soon found out that It wasn't true Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram Such a beautiful filter Like god himself had built her Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram? I looked at you for just moments And wanted you for my wife Within a week reality seared my eyes And now I'm haunted for life I used to think that catfish lived in the sea But now it's all clear The catfish was you The sucker was me Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram You were only lies Beautifully digitized Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram? If nothing is real Why do I feel the way that I feel? If it was all an illusion Why do I follow you still? Staring as if somehow I stared long enough My hope could make it all real Manipulation makes the fat people thin The short people tall The Instagram age Has ruined us all Why can't you look like you do on your Instagram The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram Such beautiful eyes Could only come from AI Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram? Where's the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Ow Oh, let's go The ladies say I've got a roll of dimes All I know is it's a real good time Not enough to make you rich But it'll help you scratch that itch You have created a roll of nickels The situation sure is a pickle Your pretty lips, they look so fine Let's lick the nickels and make them shine Put my money where your mouth is, baby Stocks are so risky so Put my money where your mouth is, honey And no one understands crypto Put my money where your mouth is Yeah I need a safe place to put my dough Preferably a place where it can grow I wonder what Warren Buffett would say If I stuck it in a Hathaway I like your assets, I think you know My wad of cash is about to blow You know those nickels you made so shiny? Let's deposit them into your hiney Put my money where your mouth is, baby I'm so tired of the day trade Put my money where your mouth is, honey I just wanna get lay laid Put my money where your mouth is, ow Baby, it's a bear market So back that asset up and park it I don't want you diggin' ditches You should be smothered in my riches Put my money where your mouth is, baby Put my money where your mouth is, mama Put my money where your mouth is, woman Put my money where your mouth is Put it in your mouth

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

Appetite For Destruction Blowing us all away Poison looking so damned good I wondered if I was gay Whitesnake making us bang our heads In the still of the frickin' night Coverdale banging Tawny Kitaen And the world all felt just right 1987, I never wanna leave you When you told me I was in my prime why didn’t I believe you? And the music scene will never be the same But I didn't realize that things could get this lame Dokken and Lynch were young and hot They wеre warriors in a dream I couldn't understand thе Loudness dude But man, that guy could scream Ozzy was on the Crazy Train Bitin’ heads off bats It was long before the YouTube trolls And this bullshit SnappyChats 1987, you're always gonna be the best Like fresh Colombian cocaine off a 19 year old breast And the kids these days will never understand What it's like to play an instrument and be in a band Growing out our hair Gettin' high with girls Cranking Scorpions and Priest Everyone in leather There never was a doubt In any of our minds that pretty soon Dave and Eddie Were getting back together 1987, where did we go astray? Back then the friends we had were real And we saw 'em every day And no one once got canceled for the things that they say 1987 will forever be the year When guys wore more lipstick than girls And no one seemed to care And the music that we worshipped will live on Even after all our heavy metal heroes are gone

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

Hanging out on a double date With my two friends Skeeter G and Sherry And their barely legal cousin Molly May Don't you know that girl is fucking cherry Happened to be wearing my white pants I had a fart that turned to shat by chance Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter I shit my pants today Molly May was laughing on the floor High as fuck with my friends at the game The Cleveland Browns and some team that was better The hot dog girl was slammin' and she thought I was too I bet onе of my buddies I could get her Four minutеs and she's sucking on my dong I look up and we're on the Jumbotron Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter They saw my dick today On top of that The Browns still didn't score! Seventeen back in '63 Mom and dad at dinner in the valley No magazines Jacked off anyway To family album shots of my aunt sally Dog was licking jiffy off my sack I didn't realize my folks were back Teleporter Take me far away I don't want to be here anymore Teleporter Everything has changed Mom won't kiss the dog no more for sure Get me out of here now, Teleporter

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

I can tell that something's missing when I look in your eyes When I'm pushing up into you in between your thighs Baby, don't tell me everything's great I'm a grown ass man, so give it to me straight Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Do I fill you up or do you need two? Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Do I fill you up, baby? You tell me I'm the only one on planet Earth But I've seen baby carrots with a lot more circumference Baby, I can take it, tell me how you feel Am I giving you a snack when you really need a meal? Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Or should I call the guys in Mastodon too? Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Do I fill you up, baby? You know size is not the only thing that matters to me But you only compliment my personality Give you everything I got and it's going in deep But it still doesn't even rouse you from your sleep Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Fucked you so hard my pelvis is bruised Is my dick enough? Enough for you? Did I wake you up, baby? Yeah

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

Your pussy, it casts a hex All that I can do is think about sex And the things I wanna be doing To your holes when we are screwing When you're below and I'm up above I think I might be falling in love with Your vagina, your vagina I'm in love with your vagina It's a magical vagina Your pussy is all I see The only god your pussy needs is me I will give her what she craves Punish her when she misbehaves I'll deliver when she needs it rough I'll make her quiver, I'll never get enough of Your vagina, your vagina I'm in love with your vagina It's a magical vagina I can look into your eyes But all I see is what's between your thighs I don't want to bе your pal I want to swim your birth canal Your vagina, your vagina I'm in love with your vagina Your vagina, your vagina I'm in love with your vagina, oh I am so in love with Your vagina, your vagina I'm in lovе with your vagina (Your vagina) It isn't you I love, it's Your vagina, your vagina I'm in love with your vagina (Your vagina) It isn't you I love, it's Your vagina, your vagina (Your vagina) I'm in love with your vagina It's a magical vagina It isn't you I love, it's Your vagina, your vagina

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

If you're the earth and it's the sun If we're in the Matrix then it’s the one It'll clean your house and mow your lawn It'll go to the market when the milk is gone It'll rub your feet and rub your back It'll get all up inside your crack 10 inches of perfection and it’s not an illusion It can win an election without Russian collusion My dick is all that and more My dick is what you’re looking for Headlinin' a mutha fucking sold-out show My dick is all that and more It's got an A-plus rating on the S&P It can skip the line at the DMV It'll show you a time when it starts to sing It's got a better goatee than the Tiger King It'll fly you to Paris on a private jet It's the capital D in the alphabеt It'll break your heart but beforе it does It'll get you to sell your soul It's the Elvis of Heavy Metal, true essence of Rock 'n' Roll My dick is all that and more My dick tip touches the floor V.I.P. function assured My dick is all that and more My dick is all that and more Yeah 'Cause I'm built! Lick something! So chubby! Fuck yeah My dick is solid and gold My dick will never get old It's the first one in and the last to leave The tangled web is the one it weaves It finds a way before it has the will If it had a degree it would be Dr. Fill It’s the only thing that you were thinking off Whether we're just friends or we’re in love Be careful what you wish for If you're someone else's wife There are no rules for him you see He'll rule you for life My dick is all that and more My dick is full on the floor No corner shop, it's a superstore My dick is all that and more My dick is all that and more My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick My dick is just a fucking whore My dick is all that and more

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

One pump I blew my load One pump and I hit the road One pump you didn't get your clothes off One pump and now you have to hose off One pump was all it took Now go back to reading your book I'm a one pump chump One pump chump I'm a one pump chump One pump and I'm all done One pump I hope you had fun One pump I emptied my balls One pump and it's viagra falls One pump I already came Sorry, didn't get your name I'm a one pump chump One pump chump Mr One Pump One pump! I'm a one pump chump All my bitches think that it's a joke First kiss to the money shot in just one stroke One pump was all I had One pump I hope you ain't mad One pump the jizz was flying One pump and I left you crying One pump I must be cursed My nut butter was dispersed I'm a one pump chump One pump chump Mr One Pump Hey! One fucking pump! I'm a one pump chump Jump on my stump and Hump till my dick takes a dump One pump chump

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

I look at you on the Peloton That I gave you Christmas day Those perfect legs just motoring Keeping cellulite away I'll never introduce you to my friends But that's a price I have to pay I locked you in the basement And baby, that's where you will stay You could've been a pornstar, baby No guy with balls would disagree You could've been a pornstar, baby Taking cumshots from Danny D You could've been a pornstar But you wound up with me I see your six pack flex and heave When you're throwing up your dinner I know what it takes to make you gag I'm convinced I picked a winner I see their thoughts when they look at you Pretty sure the word is spinnеr Baby, if there really is a god Thеn I was born to be a sinner You could've been a pornstar, baby You're every lowlife's fantasy You could've been a pornstar, baby You proved to me that I'm not gay You could've been a pornstar But you wound up with me You could turn a cock loving woman gay With that magical va-jay And I'm gonna ruin it every day 'Til the thing is all stretched out and grey You could do Victoria's Secret If they knew that you existed If Harvey Weinstein was still free He wouldn't care if you resisted If the pope could watch you pray I'm pretty sure that he would jack I've done that while you sleep at night And dropped a load right on your back You could've been a pornstar, baby You could be famous on the net You could've been a pornstar, baby Yeah, you're the stretchiest girl I've met You could've been a pornstar, baby You're every teenager's fantasy You could've been a pornstar But you wound up with me You could've been a pornstar But you wound up with me

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

I'm a little worse for wear And I'm losing all my hair And my six pack became a keg But the girls don't seem to care Can't shoot the jizz no more It just dribbles onto the whore I just met But I ain't dead yet Well the debt keeps piling up Shoulda signed the damn prenup Took a cue from old Kid Rock They want your money not your cock And the coffers are running low But I'm still snorting all the blow You bet 'Cause I ain't dead yet If you walked one mile in these shoes You would understand the blues 'Cause this old rocker has paid his dues This old rocker has paid his dues Well the sun is setting fast The party was not meant to last I'm gonna play my final show And scour the crowd for an eager ho And give my very last backstage pass So I can ravage that juicy ass I just met 'Cause I ain't dead yet No I ain't dead yet

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026

My baby caught me paying for an only fans Flirting with a girl I believe was trans Told me I should find another place to stay There really wasn't much to say You play, you gonna get caught someday Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey yeah That's just the price I pay Met a tasty hooker on a business trip She begged for me to give her more than just the tip Came home with crabs bigger than the cat Tell me how the fuck is a dude supposed to 'splain away that? Hey hey Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey yeah That's the price that I pay No good choices Evil voices Screaming at me everyday "Yolo! Yolo! Go get laid!" Hey Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey yeah That's just the price I pay Hey Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey Sleeping on the rollaway Bumpy, bumpy Hey Sleeping on the rollaway That's just the price I pay

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026