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Frontdoor's locked, locked up tight Try to get in with all my might Goin' in the Backdoor Getting in no matter what Goin' in the Backdoor A little bit muddy but it sure ain't shut Shops closed up for service today But I'm coming in no matter what they say Goin' in the Backdoor Gonna be a tight squeeze It's the daddy mack door Gonna bring that witchy woman to her knees, yeah (oh baby to your knees, uh) Sometimes, the backdoor is the only way in Sometimes, the backdoor is the only way in But you have to get in for the love to begin Backdoors never got a welcome mat But that never stops me 'cause I'm a gutter-rat Goin' in the backdoor Gonna make a lot of noise Gonna pay it forward When I leave the door open for the rest of the boys (the rest of my boys) Hey Satchel! Stix! Lexxi! Go get a piece of this man! Hehey! ooooh! Ah I love it man Hey baby, do you mind if I dip my nuts in your chocolate? (haha!)

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Tie a couple lassos around those tits Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx Bring a german shepherd on into the mix Yeah! Anything goes! Anything goes! Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole Send a GoPro up your own butthole Dress your bitch up like a butch marine Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean Yeah! Anything goes! I say anything goes! Break out the whips Candle wax Chains and weed whackers Baby don't hold back! Anything goes! Anything goes! Fuck you from behind Fuck you from below Fuck you from up above But anything goes with other bitches too So baby don't fall in love Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut Zero G anal and weightless cumshots Anything goes! Fucking anything goes! Break out the tanks Hand grenades Minus Charlie Sheen Cuz I don't want AIDS Anything goes! Baby anything goes! Honey anything goes! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Met a girl on Tinder, about a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fatty Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later - guess who shows up as my caddy Poontang Boomerang! Just can't throw her away! Dump her ass on a friday night, she's back by Saturday (Sing it!) Poontang Boomerang... My friend was getting married, I met the bride-to-be It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me I told her just this one time, I would make an exception Then she tried to suck my balls at her own wedding reception Poontang Boomerang! Give that shit a hurl But I can almost guarantee I'm gonna wind up with that girl Poontang Boomerang! Thought about going gay But Boomerang Wang is even worse, they say! You can chuck that whore If you don't wanna fuck no more But you better watch out Jack 'Cause that ass is comin' back If you're tired of gettin' it around You can take the next bus outta town But you can't get far enough away That bitch will find you any day Change your name and cut your hair Move away to Timbuktu But I'm telling you right now That boomerang tang will follow you You can chuck that whore If you don't wanna fuck no more But you better look out Jack 'Cause that ass is comin' back Poontang Boomerang! That shit never fails! Sure as a bear shits in the woods, and sailboats have sails Poontang Boomerang! Better wise up real quick! Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous, down under on your dick Poontang Boomerang! Oh yeah! Poontang Boomerang! Poontang Boomerang! Poontang Boomerang! Aw yeah!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Every night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk And the walls were drenched in vomit spit And other peoples spunk And an endless line of 18 year old stripper druggie whores Would be winding to my bunk From right outside the tour bus doors But I couldn't help but want For something just a little more That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me away I was looking for a woman, more beautiful than most And not just in the retouched facebook selfies that they post Who'd refrain from talking only of herself when in my bed Not that I'd ever consider it, but someone I could wed I needed someone just like me, but I got idiots instead That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me away Of all the girls I've ever known You showed me things nobody else could show me It doesn't matter where you go You'll always be the one I want to blow me Cause you blow me away! I was ready to retire, maybe move to Mexico One too many rockers parties, one too many skanky hoes After all the critics said, our debut record was our peak Now I couldn't hit the high notes Sometimes I couldn't even speak But the band had dates in Germany For just another week That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me away That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me That's when you came in and blew me away You blew me away You blew me away You blew me away

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

My mansion is the size of a city block I got a statue of David but he's missin' his cock I got my name monogrammed on the side of my jet But I can't afford a hangar to park the thing yet Tell me how is a guy to live On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills I got a 20 year old wife and she's eager to please But she made me throw away my Dokken CD's I got surround sound runnin' through the whole damn house And some Dokken's getting cranked Just as soon as I figure the bluetooth out! Tell me how is a guy to live On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills And every night There's Hollywood just beckoning from my neighborhood Transvestites under street lights, looking so tight Think I just might I got a Filipino lover with a southern drawl I can only sleep at night using Propofol You can take a boy out of the trailer park, you see But ya never gonna get the trailer out of me, no It's the only way I live On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills (On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills) On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills (On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills) On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills (On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills)

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Take a little toke, drink a little wine Shoot a little smack, snort a little line Get a blowjob from the bosses wife You only live once, baby, live your life, yeah. (Yeah) Two in the pink, one in the brown Steel Panther's coming all up in your town Make one last trip to the corner store Get tequila and some lube for your backdoor, yeah. (Yeah) You're gonna need it Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Party with Caitlyn or party with Bruce In the front door or in the caboose Is it a chick or is it a dude? Doesn't really matter if she looks good nude, yeah. (Yeah) Yeah, we get so fucking high The girls are so fucking hot We never question why Only why I'm fucking not Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Ooooh baby! Yeah, anything goes tonight So let's get high tonight Tell me how could this be wrong When it feels so right? Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts! Now the fun starts!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Don't need a certified public acountant To run the numbers on my dick and balls Don't need to look at every Amex statement Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls Don't need a history of my transactions To know the piper's going to get her due It won't be long if there's a missing payment She'll come for me like she's coming for you Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! You'll pay for that shit one way or another! She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies For every text that you choose to ignore When you return, interrogation Your dick is going on the waterboard! Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (Everybody pays, word to your mother) You'll pay for that shit one way or another! (Everybody pays one way or another) This is not a choice you have that's only in your head And when you're getting the 3rd degree You'll remember what I said Oh yeah cause p-p-pussy ain't free, boy, no Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke Maybe you'll understand on your deathbed The price of pussy, it ain't a joke!! Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (You'll pay for that shit one way or another) Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, mister! (Baby, let me taste every single sister) Pussy ain't free, everyone knows Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

You really want me to be some other guy But I can't even try, cause that guy's a lie And when I try to be him, I just wanna cry So that guy should die, that fuckin' guy should just die! I wasted too much time fucking you! I wasted too much money buying shit for you, too! Wasted too much time fucking you! Fuck, baby Your favorite subject is you Whenever you're here, I'm number 2 Get somebody new To order to take out the trash, and kiss your big ass Cause baby, I'll be boning someone else, too Who loves to swallow my goo! I wasted too much time fucking you! I wasted all my breath, just hoping you'd listen too Wasted too much time! Hoped you would change Yeah, I've been praying for it No matter what I do for pussy I'll be paying for it! You always treated me like doggy doo Now I'm gonna do the same damn thing to you And scrape you from the bottom of my shoe Cause I wasted too much time fucking you I wasted too much time fucking you! Wasted too much time fucking you! Wasted too much time Wasted too much time Wasted too much time Wasted too much time fucking you

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Well you can go and buy some stuff But it will never be enough To fill the void that's in your soul But I got something to fill that hole Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants Everything you need, come on and take that chance You know I got what you want I got what you want baby I got what you want baby I got what you want baby I got what you want baby Five and a half inches of love Well you can date a thousand guys But what I got between my thighs Is like the sun cause it's always hot And like a compass it always points to your G-Spot Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps You know I got what you want I got what you want baby (I got what you want) I got what you want baby (I got what you need) I got what you want baby (Baby lickin' your lips) I got what you want baby Five and a half inches of love I can give you what you need You and I were to born to breed Let me fill you with my seed There ain't no other guy around Who's gonna fill you up downtown I got what you want I got what you want baby (I got what you need) I got what you want baby (C'mon give me the chance) I got what you want baby I got what you want baby (I got what you want) I got what you want baby (I got what you need) I got what you want baby (Owww) I got what you want baby Five and a half inches of love Let me lick on your balls I mean wait suck on my balls, baby That's what I meant to say Yeah I'm not gay, no, no

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Nine in the morning, who's singin the blues In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as you reach for the door Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a whore No wonder then, every weekend is the same Your vagina's still eighteen Baby, stand up tall and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Go on, girl! Sun coming up, side of the road You stumble from the bus all covered in load Take a dump in the alley in the spot where your car got towed Your friends all left, four hours before Ran out of coke, went looking for more While you were doing ass to mouth on the tour bus floor No wonder then, every one night stand's the same It's the "hide that sausage game" Baby, smile real big and walk that walk of shame Walk of shame! Baby, suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll! Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll! Don't have to be a fireman to ride the pole! No amount of respect is gonna save your soul! When many moons pass, your tits grow long But your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong You grab a couple ol rockers, have a ménage Your beat up old tits, get a cum barrage While Satchel and Stix do the walk out of Lexxi's mom's garage Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll! Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll! She takes 5 inches up in every hole! She likes to rock n' roll on that rock n' roll poll, yeah She In the D.P. hall of fame For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame Put your guy-liner on and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Yeah, oh yeah, baby don't complain Just walk that walk of shame

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

When I'm down I make a call Got the number written on the wall First it's busy then I try again Oh, who's she talking to, could it be him? I got the number and it starts to ring I get excited and I start to dream I start to fantasize of memory lane Then she answers and she says right way She says I'm home on my own, home all alone So I got off the phone (She's tight.) She's ahead of her time (She's tight.) She's one of a kind (She's tight.) She's a talented girl (She's tight.) She's got her head down tight I have something got to say to you Amnesia and my train of thought On the tip, the tip of my tongue I had a vision when I was young You floated in, we floated up Through the window and down the hall I smoked a joint and went upstairs Turned the door and opened the key. She spoke... I'm on my own, home all alone So I got off the phone (She's tight.) She's ahead of her time (She's tight.) She's one of a kind (She's tight.) She's a talented girl (She's tight.) She's got her head down tight (She's tight.) She's giving me the go (She's tight.) She's giving me the high sign (She's tight.) We'll turn off the lights (She's tight.) Pull down the shades (She's nice, she's tight.) Turn on the camera (She's nice, she's tight.) And getting ready for action Turn off the radio Turn on the video

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026