Hole Patrol

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I see your boobies and I wanna screw Lookin' at you makes my balls turn blue I wanna see you in a little bikini Wrappin' your boobs around my fat weenie Big Boobs Are totally hot Big Boobs I like you a lot Big Boobs All over the place My sperm: your face Let's go backstage where we can be alone This little doggie wants to bury his bone Turn out the lights so I can't see Your big dumb face lookin' up at me Big Boobs Big and round Big Boobs They weigh a hundred pounds Big Boobs Hard as a rock Lovey dovey dovey dovey all over my cock Solo Big big big big Big boobs 3x Breakdown: Michael: "Whoa!" Satchel: "What, Michael Starr, what?" Michael: "Check out that chick in the front row!" Satchel: "Oh my God dude it looks like she's smuggling watermelons!" Lexxi: "What Chicken?" Satchel: "Jesus..." Michael: "I didn't say chicken, dude, I said hot chick in the front row." Lexxi: "Well you should penis in her vagina!" Satchel: "Dude you know what you're so stupid that you don't even realize that YOU could put YOUR penis in her vagina." Michael: "Yeah but I'm the lead singer so I should put MY penis in her vagina." Satchel: "Dude why don't I fuckin' put MY penis in her vagina dude." Michael: "Why don't we all three put our penis in her vagina." Satchel: "Now you're fuckin' talkin' dude!" Michael: "Man if my mom still had tits like hers' I'd still be breast feeding!" Satchel: "Yeah dude, your mom is one hot piece of ass dude." Michael: "Hehe, I know" Satchel: "You're a dick." Big Boobs Holy shit! Big Boobs Take a look at those tits Big Boobs They're really really big Big Boobs, etc etc

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 22, 2026

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It's so fucking hot in here But the devil doesn't care The front row will be dripping wet But satan won't ever break a sweat He's in the car turning up the heat Burning my hands burning my feet Some cool lemonade would hit the spot cause it's really really really really really hot Hell's on fire Burning your body right to the core Hell's on fire You can fry an egg on the floor Mmmmm I like 'em scrambled Let's get drunk and smoke some pot I want to party with Bon Scott Randy Rhoads, John Bonham too It's a heavy metal party and were waiting for you Hell's on fire The devil's hungry and he's eating light Hell's on fire Frying up a fillet soul tonight So hot, so hot My skin is turing red So hot, so hot Good thing we're already dead (Guitar Solo) Hell's on fire Hell's on fire Hell's on fire Were burnining burning burning burning burning burn Hell's on fire Erif on slleh

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 22, 2026

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Woah, woah) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl is ridin' my jock again Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again Ouch, don't bite My friends keep telling me I must be going blind Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl, oh You know I really love you Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh Come here baby, where you goin'? Haha, you're a cow! Come here baby, hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here, hey! *whistle* Come here! It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! All these hot bitches And that one fat girl

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 22, 2026

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I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your skin was pale You were the one that I wanted to nail, yeah I asked you for a table dance You came over and put your hand in my pants I ain't lookin' for no wild romance But by the way: hey you got any blow? Stripper girl Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent Stripper girl I love you, all my friends really love you too I really love your boobies I wanna love you til the end of time I wanna love you in a 69 I wanna love you where the sun don't shine Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool Take my cock into your backdoor I wanna fuck you, you fuckin' whore I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace Till I squirt hot juicy all over your face Stripper girl Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent Stripper girl You're the best, up all night on crystal meth, yeah Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk When you catch me fucking your friends from work I'll be there to catch you when you fall If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call I really love you baby I wanna watch you dance I didn't mean to fuck your friend Give me one more chance Stripper girl On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap Stripper girl I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass Stripper girl Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl

Submitted by NecroLord — Feb 22, 2026

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