Feel the Steel

All right! Yeah! C-c-come on! Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other, just because they’re gay They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, “Heavy metal’s back!” Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to Papa Roach, Blink-182 All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They’re not worth the crust on my underwear Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss? Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe 50 Cent’s a fag, so is Kanye West Shooting hot sperm on each others’ chest Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I'm in Tokyo I'm looking for a ho I tried to score some blow But I don't speak Japanese, no Find a geisha girl I take her for a whirl Wrap her tuna roll on my dick And the bitch is on her knees Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky Smells like sushi Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky Smells like sushi Asian hooker Hot little motherfucker Asian hooker You're a dirty little cocksucker I'm in South Korea Broke out with gonorrhea Now I totally figured it out That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit I feel like a jerk 'Cause my dick won't work, no It's like I got punched in the nuts By a dude who knows thai chi Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky Smells like sushi Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky Smells like sushi Asian hooker Hot little motherfucker Asian hooker You’re a dirty little cocksucker (Asian hooker) Hey, I’m the man with a plan I'm fuckin' going to Japan Gonna spend a couple grand Just fucking hookers in the can Fuck the rest of the band I'm fucking going to Asia, and Do some coke and get a tan I'm fuckin' gonna be the man Asian hooker Hot little motherfucker Asian hooker You’re a dirty little cocksucker I want them Asian hookers Let’s fuck some Asians Let’s fuck some hookers Hookers

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Here we go Whoa Ooh, whoa! She's looking good From head to toe She's licking her paws, yeah She's ready to blow Got-a teeth like razors And claws like knives She's ready to pounce on your ass You know you won't survive She's got the eyes of a panther She's got lips like Satan She's got the eyes of a panther And soon you'll be a-matin' She's got the eyes of a panther She's making you crazy Like a cat in heat Got her claws running down your back Wow, under the sheets She's on the prowl meow Jaws ready to snap Like a game of cat and mouse You're caught in her trap She's got the eyes of a panther And a tongue like a cow girl She's got the eyes of a panther You're gonna be her chow, yeah She's got the eyes of a panther She said, "Don't be afraid of heavy metal! Don't be afraid to rock! To rock! To rock!" She said, "Don't be afraid now" So I won't You're hiding in the shadows And you can hear her breath Your heart's pounding like a bass drum Boom boom boom Ready to meet you death, death, death She swats you down with a paw Then she walks away She wants a meal, not a snack She's onto bigger prey! She's got the eyes of a panther Yeah, the cougar is a waitin' She's got the eyes of a panther There'll be no escaping She's got the eyes of a panther She got them eyes She got them eyes She got lies She got teeth like razors Eyes likes lasers Ready to pounce Your life is in danger She got lies

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more Fat girl, she can't fit through the door (Woah, woah) Thar she blows I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl is ridin' my jock again Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again Ouch, don't bite My friends keep telling me I must be going blind Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah Even though some people point and laugh at us You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again Fat girl, where does your neck begin? (Woah, woah) Thar she blows Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun! (Woah, woah) Thar she blows (Woah, woah) Thar she blows You're my fat, fat girl, oh You know I really love you Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh Come here baby, where you goin'? Haha, you're a cow! Come here baby, hey I love you I can't live without you I can't live without you Come here, hey! *whistle* Come here! It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude! All these hot bitches And that one fat girl

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Woah! Woah! I went down on her last night From what I understand baby, that’s alright I didn’t screw her — that’s the truth But I ate that vagina through and through She rocked my stick and I blew my load But right after, honey, I came home I love you better than all the rest But eating out weekly, I can’t resist, no So if you wanna come with me I’ll show you what I mean Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about Eatin’, ain’t cheatin’ You should know that suckin’ ain’t fuckin’ Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ Now I’m just a man in a band I’m eatin’ out the bitches as fast as I can Licky clitty clitty, tonguin’ that twat It’s finger-lickin’ good, baby why should I stop? If you wanna have a seat I’ll clear a place on my face, yeah Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ I’m backstage only usin’ my mouth Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ Baby, munchin’s just lunchin’, yeah Uh, mmm yeah Now licky It doesn’t make me unfaithful Unless I’m laying down the cable Ahahahhhhh! Eatin’, ain’t cheatin’ You should know that suckin’ ain’t fuckin’ Eatin’, ain’t cheatin’ I’m tellin’ all the girls around the world Eatin’ Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’ Eatin’ Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

When I was only three My mama said to me "Don't go screwin' a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swelled up And my crotch began to itch But that's when I totally knew What God wanted me to do, woah Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey Fuck all night, and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day Check it out Now I'm in a bitchin' band And I'm banging every night I don't care if she's a trailer ho And she's got three friggin' eyes I get up in the afternoon 'Cause I ain't got a stupid job I drink some beer and I watch cartoons While a slut polishes my knob Smoke and drink and screw That's what I was born to do, woah Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! Fuck all night and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go Now God's looking down on me Saying, "Hey man, way to be!" Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! Fuck all night and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! Fuck all night and party all day Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! Fuck all night and party all day! Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey! Fuck all night and party all day Fuck fuck fuck yeah Fuck yeah! ...Fuck yeah, dude

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style The way chihuahua's do But I got one request That I just have to ask of you Turn out the lights Before you suck my dick Someone beat you with an ugly stick I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so Turn out the lights, turn out the lights So you think that I'm a loser Cause I used to be in jail And I got my GED Diploma Last week in the mail But at least a man can exercise If he gets too fat But I've got news for you Your face will always look like that, haha Turn out the lights Before I take a ride You don't seem to have a good side Whip out a condom and the astro-glide Turn out the lights, turn out the lights Ugh, I think I'm gonna hurl Jesus Christ, I hope that you're a girl Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls Turn out the lights, turn out the lights Tell me when it's over Please tell me you don't have VD Thank god that it's over, yeah Well we all have indiscretions I think you're my biggest yet Had to roll you in some flour Just to find where you were wet Well this never would've happened If I hadn't lost that bet I wonder if our grandkids Will ask us how we met Turn out the lights Girl it's way to bright I don't wanna look at your cellulite There ain't nothing on your body that's tight, baby Turn out the lights Turn out the lights Before you take off your clothes I wanna tie you up with some garden hose Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose Turn out the lights Turn out the lights Before we do the deed Before I cover your box with my seed I'm gonna pound ya till ya fucking start to bleed, bitch Turn out the lights, turn out the lights

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your skin was pale You were the one that I wanted to nail, yeah I asked you for a table dance You came over and put your hand in my pants I ain't lookin' for no wild romance But by the way: hey you got any blow? Stripper girl Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent Stripper girl I love you, all my friends really love you too I really love your boobies I wanna love you til the end of time I wanna love you in a 69 I wanna love you where the sun don't shine Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool Take my cock into your backdoor I wanna fuck you, you fuckin' whore I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace Till I squirt hot juicy all over your face Stripper girl Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent Stripper girl You're the best, up all night on crystal meth, yeah Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk When you catch me fucking your friends from work I'll be there to catch you when you fall If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call I really love you baby I wanna watch you dance I didn't mean to fuck your friend Give me one more chance Stripper girl On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap Stripper girl I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass Stripper girl Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl Stripper girl

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Are you ready baby? Wooh, ah yeah Extra Extra, read all about it I wanna show you guys something new Now If you're having trouble just getting a boner Here's something cool that'll work for you It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez Some will say that it's a bit extreme Close your eyes and spread your legs now What I'm about to do will make you scream You better lube it up 'cause it's easier to get it deeper in In her hole till she screams Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker It's easy to find chicks that really dig it In any city or any town You can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker He walks around with a pinky that's brown When ya do too much booger sugar And your hard meat stick won't stand Add your middle finger to a fist of metal And spread the shocker all across the land Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls You won't learn this at school So pay attention here Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car Or do it in the alley right behind the bar Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker, yeah Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker Two in the pink and one in the stink Give her the Shocker You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car Or do it in the alley right behind the bar Two in the pink and one in the stink That's called the Shocker, yeah Here it comes! Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Shock Shock Shocker Come on and Shocker Do you wanna 20 balls of heavy metal power In your vagina and your butthole too

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you She's gonna find you when I'm done All covered with goo Ooh, mama's little girl got all sticky Hair on your nipples Zits on your box In Oklahoma city You're considered a fox What did you have to do For that backstage pass Cause I found a Poison laminate Inside of your ass So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night The driver says we're leaving Come morning light Spit out that retainer And do me right Oooh, come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night Yeah that's it Aah, you're a good girl I wanna thank you for the loving That you spread over me I'll be singing about you On the next CD And you won't have to wonder If you caught VD You'll be screaming my name When you sit down to pee Hey Michael Starr you motherfucker Whoa, whoa So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night I'm hopped on Cialis And you're high as a kite I know it tastes infected But I think it's alright Oooh, come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night All around the world There's a hundred billion stupid girls Just like you Just begging for nuts to chew So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night Your daddy's looking for me And he's ready to fight The driver says we're leaving Come morning light Oooh, come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night I'm hopped up on Cialis And you're high as a kite I know it tastes infected But I think it's alright Oooh, come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night Come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night The driver says we're leaving Come morning light Spit out that retainer And do me right Oooh, come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night So come on pretty baby Suck my balls all night

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

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Fuck yeah, we fuckin' rock We like chicks that suck our cocks We drink in the morning, do coke all day Look at me babe, I'm okay I'm fuckin' horny babe, so here's the truth You're not that pretty but you got great boobs Come on here, woman, let me tell you what's on my mind I wanna get you naked cuz we're runnin' out of time! I want your tits Yeah I want 'em all I want your boobs Come on, baby, play ball I wanna squeeze them, and taste them You got the best boobs and they're gonna get rocked tonight By now I think you should know My balls are ready, they're ready to blow Your tits are like magic, and they put me in a trance So sweet and juicy, it's like they're from France Let's shave that pussy and go out to lunch Have a couple beers and eat some Captain Crunch Head right to the stabbin' cabin, I'm so glad That you finally agreed to wear this paper bag I want your tits Hold 'em right in my hands I want your boobs So I can suck on them I want your tits Now I'll say it again The whole band's fans of your big sloppy cans I want your tits Yeah I want 'em all I want your boobs Come on, baby, play ball I wanna squeeze them, and taste them You got the best boobs and they're gonna get spermed on tonight By me of course! I wanna see you naked! I want your tits Yeah take off your top I want your boobs Come on, show us what you got We wanna see them, and fondle them You got the best tits and they're gonna get fucked on tonight You got the best boobs, now they need to be held so tight You got the best tits, fuck yeah, let's rock 'em tonight

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026