Community Property

I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a guy I’d be suddenly gay ’Cause my heart belongs to you My love is pure and true My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property You’re the only girl that I like to screw When I’m not on the road When I come home, my dinner’s made And the front lawn is mowed I’ll kiss your mouth Even after you swallowed my load ’Cause my heart belongs to you There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do for you My heart belongs to you But my cock is community property I wanna make it clear So you retain it My dick’s a free spirit And you can’t restrain it No, you just can’t chain it down I love you so much it hurts From my head to my feet I think of you and I can’t help But fondle my meat I see your face every time That I go out and cheat ’Cause my heart belongs to you There ain’t nothing that I wouldn’t do My heart belongs to you But my dong is community property Yeah yeah yeah No no no Community property Oh no no no oh Community property Woah Community property

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I like it hot, I like it young I like it wrapped around my tongue I like it shaved, I like it clean Show all the Gs, if you know what I mean I wanna hit it, I wanna tap it I wanna pull it and twist it and slap it I like it tight around my pinky You know I hate it when the pink gets stinky Pussy, pussy, pussy I want pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy Give me pussy You wanna touch it, you wanna blow it You like it when my face is right below it You want a cock, or maybe two To fuck your cookie til you're black and blue I'll stick it in, or better yet We'll put your pictures on the Internet So everyone in the world can see The dirty slut that you turned out to be, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah! Pussy, pussy, pussy We want pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy Give us pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy We want pussy Tell 'em, Satchel! All right, everybody, are you ready to spell it out with me, the lead singer? Everybody, put your hands together, let’s do it together now! Here we go, here we go, here we go, we're going! P-U-S-Y P-U-S-Y Everybody! P-U-S-Y! (Hey, Michael!) What? (Pussy is spelled P-U-S-S-Y, not P-U-S-Y.) Aw, fuck, man… All right: hey, guys, one more S, coming up! P-U-S-S-Y P-U-S-S-Y P-U-S-S-Y P-U-S-S-Y (x5, increasing in pitch every 2 lines) Pussy, pussy, pussy We want pussy Pussy, pussy, pussy Give us pussy How fuckin' high are we gonna go? That's too fuckin'… guys? Hey! Fucking stop! This is fucking stupid, man, I quit! All right, I won’t quit if you just stop! Come on! Hey! Dude, what the fuck are you guys doing, man?

Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 22, 2026