Balls Out

It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding After removal from the Universe their last remaining enemy, men Created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space During the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self-replicating evo-loop And drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory Above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last Surviving Chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium And one thing on his hydro-mind: Pussy!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs I've got an extra cock for double penetration Just squeeze my balls and activate vibration I can fuck all night if you want me to Then you can piss on my receptacle And suck my load of cyber-goo Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine I've got bionic balls attached to vacuum tubes Micro ducts emitting flavored lube Degauss my memory for no regret I'll paint your house and wash your car and light your cigarette I'm a - Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine Ohhhhh... I'm coded for performance - but I'm missing something real You've helped me become human - you've shown me how to feel The elders of the Science, Shall breed a Master Race But we can live in freedom - let me jizz upon your face I am engineered to cuddle until dawn You can activate my sleep mode when you're gone Your ultimate pleasure's the reason I exist From shopping malls to ben wah balls a finger to a fist I'm a - Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine Super sonic sex machine That's what I am!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

If you don't golf that's okay You can be a Tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilize the ladies in the neighbourhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a 9 iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood Don't think about those three foot putts And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail a girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a hundred mil Bang a new pornstar every day Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Brett Favre did, so you know you could Become the king of your neighbourhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did The very next day I told the guys, they flipped me off and said that's all lies Got to admit I was a little peaved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row What a dirty hoe I banged 17 girls in the grocery store and never lost my erection, no They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did Seventeen girls in a row Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole Seventeen girls in a row When I was done, they were begging for more I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park down in Memphis, Tennessee I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to pray Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know I fucked seventeen Seventeen girls in a row Sweet, young, juicy pussy I fucked seventeen girls in a row Hop on that cameltoe I fucked seventeen girls in a row

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

If you really really really really love me Then you really really really gotta show me Don't whine when I put it in your booty Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty Never hassle me because I'm unemployed If I sleep all day don't get annoyed Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me If you really really love me If you really truly want to make me feel nice Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice Let me have the keys to your Mercedes Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies If I get fat and look like an ape Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape Then I'll know that you really really really Really really really love me If you wonder what I did with the rent Just consider it money well spent I bought trunks and a new surfboard So just go tell your dumb landlord That you love me You really really love me If I have sex with your friend Melanie Don't act like it's some kind of felony It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse And you get to ride the pony of course 'Cause I'm really really really really really really Really really fond of you too When you think it's really suckie girl All your friends will say 'you lucky girl' You got a man who's hot you say All the girls wanna be with me 'Cause they love me They really really love me Yes they do If you really really really really love me You'd never make me hang out with your family Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me When I try to borrow money he berates me Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you 'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52 He can't see that you really really really really really really love me You really really really really really really really really love me If you really really love me

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Woah Let's go Listen up Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt Get on your knees and help me please cause it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse Cause it won't suck itself No it won't We did a show in Panama and blew their fucking minds Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85 I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt I'm down and out, I need some help cause it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) Holy shit, it's getting worse I don't want to wind up in a hearse But it won't suck itself Time to use your mouth (Just get that venom out) You can't spit it out (Right now you'll choke it out) I need you to be the nurse I can feel the swelling getting worse Cause it won't suck itself It won't suck itself It won't suck itself Alright Baby I feel so good, yeah

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

The food will be great, and the drinks will be free And all the sexy girls will wanna party with me The weed will be toked, and Colombian coke Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke It's the party of the century, that's right Unfortunately it's tomorrow night I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night I'm gonna get some pussy Tomorrow night, tomorrow night But tonight I'm gonna jerk off... ahh, feels good It's in Beverly Hills, they got prescription pills And Kiefer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill They got sushi and rice, Lowenbrau is on ice In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice The security and pussy will both be tight But I'm on the list for tomorrow night! I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night I'm gonna get some pussy Tomorrow night, tomorrow night But tonight I'm playing Angry Birds Like a million other stupid nerds! Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm by myself! Ponies and clowns will be walking around Naked people having sex all over the ground Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken In the backyard Iron Maiden is rockin' The couch is on fire, but nobody cares Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upsta-a-airs! Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah! I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night Tomorrow night, yeah, whoah! Get some slick'em on my hang down Some lip on my dick Tomorrow night!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I want you to know one thing You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah So if you want to keep being with me Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little more space Stop chasing me around all over the place And checking all the comments on damn Myspace And acting like a fricking nut Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? So I did a little blow, get off my back It's not like I'm smoking crack Why can't you trust me baby? I want to tell you just one thing more Don't treat me like a dirty man whore, yeah 'Cause I can walk right out your Mum's front door Oh, you better treat me with a little, a little respect Before I go Chris Brown and punch you in the neck Keep your insecurities at fucking check Before I fuck all your ugly friends, yeah Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? I must have caught something from the toilet seat You know that I would never cheat Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? If you think I'll mess around then get a grip Or you're gonna get a big fat lip I tell you everything I do Is always gonna be for you But you never hear a word You treat me like a fricking turd Just like a big, juicy turd, yeah, yeah You better open up your eyes and shut your trap I ain't putting up with anymore of your crap Stop threatening the bitches on my Facebook page Or I'm gonna rip your head off in a cocaine rage Why you gotta check my prison history? Baby, why can't we just let it be a mystery? Besides, everybody knows it was you That blew Justin Bieber at the petting zoo Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? I wrote a little song so you understand I don't cheat like the rest of the band Why can't you trust me baby? Why can't you trust me baby? Our love is fragile like a piece of glass Don't make me drop your big, fat ass

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I wanna make one thing crystal clear When I want an ice old beer Get it real quick and say "yes, dear" Those are the words that I wanna hear We'll get along - you will see Focus on taking care of me You gotta make me a priority Cuz I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity Dear old dad, well now he's dead But when he was alive he always said "make those bitches take care of you Cause that's what women were born to do!" That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for! Cleaning, baking, hot love making That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for! Taking directions, giving me erections Do my laundry - pay my bills Crush my Oxycontin pills Clean the sheets where my manjuice spills On the weekend you can roto-till You'll see it's a way of life Do a good job and you can be my wife! Load my guns and sharpen my knife Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife! Dear old dad, god rest his soul He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl Smack my mom upside the head "make me a sandwich" is what he said Yeah That's what girls are for That's what girls are for Sewing, cooking, being good looking That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for Love Me Rub Me Suck My Nubby! Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me Nothing makes me feel more alive! And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955! SOLO That's what girls are for Sing it with feeling! That's what girls are for Even my mom agrees! That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for Wearing high heels and copping some feels That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for Kissin Lickin tastes like chicken! That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for Being real dumb, and making me cum! That's what girls are for... That's what girls are for S My D and L my B's some more!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Don't you go buying her dinner Don't you buy her Gucci shoes If it comes down to you or a pile of cash I can tell you what she's gonna choose The girl's gotta have 22-inch rims On a brand new Mercades Benz She's gonna suck all the money from your bank account Then she'll fuck all your friends She'll do a gangbang with your friends, yeah She's a gold-digging whore She's a gold-digging whore She's a gold-digging whore Don't you go saying you love her That's something that you're gonna regret She's gonna take you for a ride and then she'll bury your ass Underneath a mountain of debt So don't you go calling her sweetheart Or giving her a big old rock You're gonna turn around and catch her at the whisky bar Sucking George Clooney's cock Then you'll be in for a shock She's a gold-digging whore But at least you'll wanna fuck her some more She's a gold-digging whore She's a gold-digger She's a gold-digger Watch your bank account get bigger and bigger She's a gold-digger She's a gold-digger Fucking all the white guys and all the Persians She's a gold-digging whore There's a half a dozen girls you could be dating But this one's gonna ruin your credit rating G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E (I love you baby) G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E Everybody knows she's a gold-digging whore She's a gold-digging whore She's a cum birther, sperm dripping, yellow belly, money grabbing Milking your wallet sore She's a gold-digging whore You can find her at the Prada store She's a gold-digging whore She's a gold-digger She's a gold-digger Just like all the others hanging out at the bar She's a gold-digger She's a gold-digger Only 98% of us thinks she wants us She's a gold-digging whore just like your mum She's a gold-digging whore Let me hear you retards spell it out G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-I-N-G-W-H-O-R-E

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Last night, I got so high I think I had sex with the cable guy Well I'll admit, it would've been funny But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so But I do it when I'm really really high on blow I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count I paid $1100 dollars for a quarter ounce! I like drugs but the don't like me My brain cells seem to disagree I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs but they don't like me I was pounding some bitch the other night Rolling on E man, feeling alright When I was high she was hotter than heck But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek I get high, that ain't no lie But I can't afford another friggin DUI Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying" I was gonna, but then you said you were buying I like drugs but the don't like me It's always better, when they're free! I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me... No they don't! Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved... oh yeah If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved Can you necro-feel-it! Solo Aaahhh yeah... I Like Drugs I do it when I'm chillin' Aaahhh yeah... I like drugs I've even snorted penicillin... Ahhh come on! come on! come on! If I can crush it - It goes up my nose If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes How old am I? Nobody knows! My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows! Vicadin, valium, Percocet and crack Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back! I like drugs but the don't like me I like drugs but the don't like me I'm driving right now to the next party I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs, but they don't like me! Michael: Oh shit, I'm getting pulled over again... Ah I better chug these beers, where's those pills? Cop: Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there? Michael: Well what's the fucking speed limit? 15 mph? Cop: Smart Ass! Cop: Sir do you have any Warrants? Michael: I got their first CD, but you can't have it! Later! Cop: I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth... Scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil! You can't catch me 'cause I am too fast "Hey man, get me free, dude" You thought I said "three" I thought I said "two" Da'fuck's goin' on Stop it man da'fuck Ey, where is my bong, dude Fuck

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

If you love your lady, then here's some good advice If you want her to stay with you, then don't go treating her nice If you buy her flowers, she'll drop you twice as fast So do what Steel Panther does, and stick it right in her ass Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter Fuck that lady right Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter She won't put up a fight If you're at the strip joint, hanging out with the guys When you get a table dance, just look her in the eyes Tell her that she's ugly, and treat her really mean She'd really want to fuck you, 'cause strippers have low self esteem Then you can Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter Fuck that damsel good Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter Just like Ron Jeremy would Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter Use your spit for lube Hit her in the shitter, treat her like a critter Screw her poopy-tube Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song) Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong Hit her in the shitter Gotta treat her like a critter Treat her like a critter (Fuck, fuck yeah!) Treat her like a critter (Woah, she really likes it!) Treat her like a critter (Yeah, my little slut girl) Treat her like a critter Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, she likes it in the ass Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah Oh! Huh! Oh, yeah, you’re my little slut, girl, you like it in the ass

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure? I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes Sexual tension, we both can feel it I got a swollen member, I can't conceal it Slide into your Comaro you see my circumstance You tell me if I stay my friend has to stay in my pants Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your house tonight Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me sleep on your couch, alright Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your house tonight Ooh yeah Ooh yeah Wanna be with you yeah I know you want me, you know I want you 'Cause you like musicians and I like people with boobs Your lips are soft and wet, your cheeks so smooth and rosy It must be nice inside, my cock will be so warm and cosy Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your mouth tonight Let me cum in Let me cum in Baby, swallow my creamy load, don't bite Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your mouth tonight Ooh yeah Ooh yeah I'll give you something to chew, yeah Ooh yeah Ooh yeah I'll give you something to chew, yeah Spreading your legs, I see it in your eyes You're getting your eggs ready to fertalise Don't get yourself excited 'cause I ain't going there Don't need no kid to support, I'm going up in your rear Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your ass tonight Let me cum in Let me cum in Your gluteus maximus, so tight Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your ass tonight Let me cum in Let me cum in Your super duper pooper yeah Ooh yeah Ooh yeah Something new to you yeah Ooh yeah Ooh yeah Something new to you yeah Whoa, nothing new to you

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

I want to tell you 'bout something fun So I wrote you this song If you've ever been to Disneyland You know the lines can be real long But I got a ride that the bitches love And you won't have to wait at all All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend And give sexy Michael Starr a call I'll take your ass for a weenie ride Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride It's scary like a rollercoaster It will stretch you out so wide Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide It's a weenie ride I want to sing about a thing That's funner than a swing And better than the Monkey bars You can take it on the couch Or your waterbed Or in the back of your Daddy's car And it's open all day Nighttime too Seven fucking days a week It only shuts down intermittently So I can take a leak So put that snatch on a weenie ride Ride her face down or on your side You'll be amazed what you can fit in there When some leverage is applied Open your legs for a weenie ride You won't be the first to see it and cry Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide It's a weenie ride Oh yeah Scream for me... Scream out in Ecstacy... Honey, won't you try the weenie ride You're never gonna be the same Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven If you can't take a little pain? Step right up for a weenie ride It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied Oops, I think I got a little DNA All over your backside Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind Even with a big old muff you won't get denied For the weenie ride Ooooooooh Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Come spread your Thighs) Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh Ooh, Ooh ooh ooh, Ooh ooh ooh) Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride) Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (It's a weenie ride Yeah) Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Weenie Ride (Baby, baby, baby) It's a weenie ride

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026