All You Can Eat

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight Your excuses are getting pretty lame The malady you suffer has a name Pussywhipped Your balls don't have a chance Pussywhipped Your girlfriend wears the pants Pussywhipped Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope Yeah yeah yeah Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope's Holy hell Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine What you need to do is grow a spine Pussywhipped Your girl locked up your nuts Pussywhipped And now you can't bang the sluts Pussywhipped I was in a situation like the one you've got Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes Open up your eyes We're all getting so tired of this game The sickness you've contracted has a name Pussywhipped Your balls don't have a chance Pussywhipped Your girlfriend wears the pants Pussywhipped You're calling it "romance" Pussywhipped Your whore's got you in a trance Pussywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped You're whipped!

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls But you never really know who's sucking on the other side Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite Honey, I don't wanna know who's sucking my dick today I'm going to the glory hole, gonna spend my weekly pay Dream about Cheryl Tiegs while a beast greases up my pole I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole, the glory hole I know a place down the street just behind Micky D's Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun Baby, I don't wanna know who's sucking my cock tonight I'm going to the glory hole, gonna fuck it with all my might In my head, it's Jessica Biel, don't care if it's a fucking troll I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole Come, give your cock a chance, no need for romance Come soil your pants at the glory hole Come, get what you need, do the dirty deed Deposit your seed at the glory hole Feel somebody new at the glory hole Fill someone with goo at the glory hole No one judges you at the glory hole I don't wanna know who's sucking my dick today I'm going to the glory hole, gonna spend my weekly pay Dream about virgin teens while a beast greases up my pole I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole Blow my load at the glory hole, blow my load at the glory hole Oh baby, here I come Oh, oh, oh, fuck

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom So I called some of the boys and I set it up How was I to know you'd regret it, oh There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears I said it would turn me on to watch you get fucked by nine or ten guys When you said you banged the football team your freshman year I was slightly surprised But as I started letting out the dog in me, you flipped the switch and went back to monogamy There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears We can't stop now it's moving too fast There's a nine inch cock in your pussy, ten and a half in your ass Dongs in each hand so hold on tight when we all bust a nut I'm gonna make it right tonight There was so much love on your face There was so much love on your face There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see th tears There was so much so much love, so much love on your face There was so much, so much love Sticky, gooey jizz on your face, yeah Oh, your stupid sticky face We're gonna give you our love There was so much love on your face I couldn't see the tears There was so much spunk on your face neither the boys nor I could see the tears

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Oh yeah Uh, sexy Oh yeah Delivering pizza on a Saturday night I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive I'm lucky that I left there alive It's a gangbang The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks The youngest one there was maybe 76 The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done It's a gangbang Gangbang at the old folks home One foot in the grave Two lips on my bone Gangbang at the old folks home The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick Till someone spit out their dentures and started gumming my dick These golden girls had really been round the block I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks Gangbang at the old folks home Senile sex slaves are making me groan Gangbang at the old folks home I took her doggy and I gave her a spank That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator Three silver foxes started licking my ass so I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast I had my fist in a butthole till somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead Gangbang at the old folks home I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos Gangbang at the old folks home Old folks home, yeah

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Flip them burgers man Strike one, I saw you winking at my friends I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again You'll never wink again Strike two, you touched my damn iPhone My other bitches call and check so leave it alone Just leave it alone Eight more and you'd better not doubt You'll be out on the streets so don't make me shout Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, you're out Strike three, you gave my dog VD How'd you fucking go give a dog VD? That's just beyond me Strike four, I don't remember four But whatever it was well you'd better not do it no more Strike five, well you're racking up strikes Faster than your momma getting Facebook likes Everybody knows it's ten strikes you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, you're out Six and Seven came as a pair Piss and shit stains all over your underwear Well baby you're out, you're out, you're out, hahaha Strike eight, you made me double date With a bald dick head and a bitch who's overweight That made me irate Strike nine, I understand you had gas But you farted and another dude's sperm dribbled out of your ass That's fucking gross Strike ten, well you drank my last beer So baby pack your shit and get out of here Everybody knows it's ten fucking strikes, you're fucking out You're out, you're out, you're out Ten strikes you're out, yeah You're out

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Why? In a world of ugly faces Should I be allowed to be so hot So many people without talent Yet I was born with all the magical gifts, I got The perfect body, the perfect face It's like God's best work all in one place But the haters hate perfection, can't you see? It's the burden being wonderful like me How in a world that's so imperfect Did I wind up with so much cool? Friends never stick around too long Never feel like they belong Next to me they feel like a fool I got the grace of a dancer, golden voice People seem to hate me like I had a choice Being this blessed is a lonely way to be It's the burden being wonderful like me.. Like me So you say you wanna hang around Don't ever ask me to dumb it down I'm a diamond, I'm gonna shine Compared to everyone else I'm like a whole damn diamond mine Ohh yeah.. I'm just a Maserati in a world of Kias Genius wouldn't describe any of my ideas If I was born in 1453 Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous of me But a world of Stevie Wonders would never see It's the burden being wonderful like me

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

The heart is cool It's a magnificent machine and it don't have a brain But it thinks that you're being too mean And it don't have legs, which is sad 'Cause it can't run away when you treat it bad And if the damn thing had a mouth I'm sure it would say Oh yeah That you gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking Gotta stop fucking Fucking my heart in the ass Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass Oh won't you please stop fucking my heart You can kick me as hard as you want in the left ventricle You can bite like a bitch with your teeth on my aortic arch But I won't even flinch not an inch It would be a cinch when compared to the Pain of the emotional boner you shoved in my heart's ass today Oh yeah Girl you never stop fucking Never stop fucking Never stop fucking Fucking my heart in the ass Won't you please stop fucking my heart in the ass Oh yeah Won't you please stop fucking my heart Fucking my heart in the ass Baby can't you see this is starting to look like an epic fail My heart's ass is starting to feel like it spent a week in jail 'Cause you're fucking my heart Fucking my heart Fucking my heart in the ass

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Big Vagina Syndrome is becoming a common disease Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two I won't rest till I do my best To rid the whole world of B.V.S Gonna do my best To rid the whole world of motherfucking B.V.S B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball It's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all Well I do my best to make 'em cum, but my cock won't do the trick And I got a full five inches In other words, a massive dick, yeah I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S I'm gonna pass that test Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S B.B.S. is different That's when your tits get super fat But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no Sood man, Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke It's a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I poke If a man like me can't make you cum with my massive piece of meat Chances are you got B.V.S. girl And that's the thing that we gotta beat Gotta beat that fuckin meat I won't rest till I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S. B.V.S

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Your beauty is deeper than the sea But you're still working on your ABCs When you're with me and you speak your mind I'm afraid of what my friends might find Because you're beautiful when you don't talk The kind of girl that I would stalk But you open your mouth and you break the spell Talking doesn't do you well More beautiful than the rarest jewel But when you open your mouth, you're such a tool When I ruminate on all the things you said It's clear your parents dropped you on your head Because you're beautiful when you don't talk The attention span of a pet rock When you try to connect, it becomes quite clear There's nothing in between your ears There's nothing going on upstairs Like headlights shining on a deer Whoa We talked for thirty seconds Now there's nothing left to say So it's one more Boston Pancake And I'll be on my way You're beautiful, so beautiful and young If only you had been born without a tongue Because you're beautiful when you don't talk The kind of girl that I would stalk But you open your mouth and you break the spell Talking doesn't do you well Please don't come out of your shell Because you're beautiful when you don't talk Because you're beautiful when you don't talk But you open your mouth and you break the spell

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the town In a big stretch Hummer with a hot tub and a bar If I was the King I would outlaw clothes for chicks So you could see if they shaved their pussies Or if they were hiding dicks I'd lower the drinking age So little kids could get drunk too And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring If I was the King That'd be fuckin' nice right? I'd knock down all the schools And put up liquor stores And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores I would outlaw common sense Feed the homeless to the wolves And if you didn't like Steel Panther you'd go to jail! If I was the King I'd make beer the official food And you'd never have to take the trash out If you happen to be born a dude You could buy hand grenades at Starbucks And take a shit right on the street And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing If I was the King Here comes the court jester man! And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it I would tell them all to suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Legalize masturbation At every strip joint in the nation And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D Oh yeah But if you were in a band You wouldn't have to use your hand There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me! If I was the King Megan Fox would be my Queen But I'd still fuck Christie Brinkley And any girl older than 16 I'd execute One Direction And drop a nuke on the Middle East But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting If I was the King If I was the King If I was the King

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026

Every girl in the world has feminine needs Every day of the month her vagina bleeds Every man has balls filled with his seed Seeking out every hole is vagina greed She didn't want to disappoint me She couldn't bear to tell the truth She didn't want to ruin the moment She had to fuck someone in the group Now there's blood on my hands, blood on my face Blood on my dick, all over the place Now I know She's on the rag Every dude wants to fuck whenever he can You can't blame a dude, cause a dude is a man Any man will admit it's a little sick When it looks like a murder scene all over his dick I didn't see the signs a-showing Of a visit from Auntie Flo She was on her knees and blowing And I was 4 fingers deep in a camel toe Now there's blood on the walls, blood on the lamps Blood on the roadies, blood on the amps Now we know She's on the rag She's on the rag, but the whole band got inside Wish we would have known she was riding the Crimson Tide So the next time you got a chance to get inside Make sure she ain't on the cotton pony ride She'll soil your sheets and she'll spoil your pride Having period on your face, ain't very dignified Who wants blood on your cock, blood on your balls Flowing like a bloody Niagra Falls Run away, man She's on the rag She'll get that blood on your dong, blood on your car Blood on your brand new Kramer guitar Better get her tested She's on the rag Ooh, better not wear white pants next time, baby

Submitted by The Void — Feb 22, 2026