17 Girls In A Row
I fucked 17 girls in a row last night And ten of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill To clean the wet spot off the bed Yes I did The very next day I told the guys The flipped me off and said that's all lies Gotta admit I was a little peaved Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I fucked 17 17 girls in a row What a dirty hoe I banged 17 girls in the grocery store And never lost my erection, no They had to mop up sperm in aisle 3 And some poop in the produce sex-sex-section Stinky! When I told the boys in the band they said Motherfucker you're out of your fucking head I don't lie about the girls I screw They're just so jealous 'cause they know it's true I fucked 17 17 girls in a row Yes I, yes I did! Woah! 17 girls in a row! 17 girls, I shot my blanks in every hole 17 girls in a row! When I was done they were begging for more! [Guitar Solo - Satchel] I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park Down in Memphis, Tennessee I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees Like they were all getting ready to pray Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am Then I praised the lord like Billy Graham Hell may be where I'm gonna go But when I get there I'm pretty sure the devil will know I fucked 17 17 girls in a row Sweet, young, juicy pussy! I fucked 17 girls in a row! Hop on that camel toe I fucked 17 girls in a row [Clean/Radio version:] I did 17 girls in a row last night I can't get 'em out of my head. I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill I'm cleaning six girls off my face Yes I did The very next day I told the guys But they said that's all lies Gotta admit I was a little beat Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I did 17. 17 girls in a row! Dirty hoes! I rocked 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection! No! They had the saying aisle 3 and my love in sec-sex-section. Stinking! When I told the boys in the band they said 'Michael Starr, you're outta your crazy head! ' I don't lie about the girls I screw So jealous 'cause you know it's true I did 17. 17 girls in a row Yes I, Yes I did! Woah! 17 girls in a row! 17 girls I had my face in every hole 17 girls in a row! When I was done they were begging for more! [Guitar Solo - Satchel] I had 17 girls in a catholic church in the middle of the effing day Climb in baby! I whipped out my junk and they got on their knees like they were all gettin' ready to pray, yeah! Wham to the Bam to the Thank You, Mam! Then I praised the lord as I Tell me where I'm gonna go when I did 17. 17 girls... in a row! Woo, sweet and juicy, juicy! Yeah! 17 girls in a row! On that camel toe I rocked 17 girls in a row! Yeah!
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 18, 2026