Hello Dum Dums + Bedrock Blurr Demo 1986
(Neato drum intro) (Swell whistle) Get them Zuke boyz Lazy Zuke, Uncle Messy too!! (Swell whistle) Hi! We're the Blurr Hogs I'm a vocalist Tape Head Tito And I'm a blood sucking mosquito Then on guitar we've got Me Marco Sharko Who's usually not-a-home now But of course we've got the rampaging red-head Booger Bass Dave Shredding the four strings we crave And last but not least Pounding skinz like a maniacal beast is Burger King Eric And together all four of us are quite hysteric If you can't handle the heaviest You'll sure love the funniest and the ugliness of our faces Because we always go new places (Swell whistle) (Nifty handclaps) Where no band has gone before Play new places where no band has toured before Also open new doors, strat new trends For people to be in And make up new ideas for people to follow Because we are prepared to reach new heights and exotic delights We're ready for fame and fortune The power and the glory (Swell whistle) Mee haw!! Blurr hogs, blurr hogs (Snicker, snicker) That's right we're the blurr hogs And we're here to stay! (Snort, snort) We are the blurr hogs (Snort) (Swell whistle) (Repeat) (Total rock star ending) Good night!!!!! (Swell whistle)
Submitted by NecroGod — Jun 21, 2026
Let there be blurr Way beyond speed! Spazztic Blurr!! There is no cure! For the Spazztic Blurr! (Bass) There is no cure for Spazztic Blurr 'Cause we'll keep spazzing and we won't mellow out! Let there be Spazztic, Let there be Blurr! There is a fast, there is a slow There is a stop, there is a go There is a good, there is a bad There is a happy, there is a sad There is a master, there is a bait There is an early, there is a late There is a him, there is a her And of course there's Spazztic Blurr! Yeah! We are Spazztic Blurr And out motto is If yer serious you lose!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Just kidding) (Reverse reverb into intro) (Reverse reverb into snare) (Notice effects-master bobs' killer piano playing) (Slow acooustic guitar part) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, oh, oh, oooooooh Ooooooooooooh, he not a home Ooooooooooooh where is he? He not a home, where's Me Marco Where's Me Marco? He's out with Bob getting a gram... He's at second ave., getting a tape... He's at Nicoles' getting laid.... Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, oooooh, oooooh Where's Me Marco, where's Me Sharko? Where's Me Maeco? Where's Me Sharko? (Dave) (Heavy guitar) He not-a-home!!!!! (Dave) I called Marco's house, his mum answered the phone I said, "Where's Marco?" - "He not-a-home!" I called Marco's house, his brother answered the phone I said, "Where's Marco?" - He hung up the phone!!! Where is he??? Where could he be? - I do not see He can't be far - he practice guitar! He could be over brian's He could be over dave's He could be over tito's He could be getting laid!! Where's Marco? - Where's Sharko? Where's Me Marco? Where's Me Sharko? (Slow crunchy part) Marco Sharko, I wish I knew where he was I could strangle him because he's never around When I want to get a hold of him I wish I knew where Marco was Marco Sharko, I wish I knew where he was!!!! Stop!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Rock star beginning!) Hello, Las Vegas! How's Ceaser's Palace doin' tonight? We came all the way out from Portland, Oregon to do this show; I hope you like it!!! Fred and Barney went to a party and got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty They told them they went bowling but only they were knowing it was another excuse to leave them on a Friday nite So Flintstone and Rubble Went out and looked for trouble and sure enough what did they find? A couple of slate-queebs making noise and having a good time! (Killer bass pickin') And that's one thing they really hate is a couple of queebs that don't know how to slate So they kicked their heads in, took their boards and left a puddle of red! Onward, onward ever onward they slate off into the nite Ready, drunk and prepared for any upcoming fight! (Drum roll) (Drum intro) Fred and Barney x4 Wilma and Betty x4 Pebbles and Bambam x4 Arnold the paperboy and Mr. Slate x2 Dino and Hoppy x4 Great Gazoo x4 Repeat again (Repeat 1 and 2nd verses) Wilma!!!!! Fifth floor, women's lingere!!!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Guitar) (Bass) (Guitar) (Bass) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U ,V, W, X, Y & Z Now I've sung my ABC'S Next time won't you sing with me? (Bass) (Repeat)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Slow begining) (Bass) (Ska Part) Fuck yeah, this is the desert Boner time! (Repeat) Boner time, yes it's boner time Yes it's boner time Yes it's a big red stiffy!! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck Suck!!!!!!! Shaykeys Devil, Shaykeys Devil (Weird Effect) (Repeat) (Surf part) (Heavy part) (Harmonica Part-Marco) Fuck yeah, man that was really the desert!! (Eric on helium)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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(Rock star beginning!) Hello, Las Vegas! How's Ceaser's Palace doin' tonight? We came all the way out from Portland, Oregon to do this show; I hope you like it!!! Fred and Barney went to a party and got fucked up and lied to Wilma and Betty They told them they went bowling but only they were knowing it was another excuse to leave them on a Friday nite So Flintstone and Rubble Went out and looked for trouble and sure enough what did they find? A couple of slate-queebs making noise and having a good time! (Killer bass pickin') And that's one thing they really hate is a couple of queebs that don't know how to slate So they kicked their heads in, took their boards and left a puddle of red! Onward, onward ever onward they slate off into the nite Ready, drunk and prepared for any upcoming fight! (Drum roll) (Drum intro) Fred and Barney x4 Wilma and Betty x4 Pebbles and Bambam x4 Arnold the paperboy and Mr. Slate x2 Dino and Hoppy x4 Great Gazoo x4 Repeat again (Repeat 1 and 2nd verses) Wilma!!!!! Fifth floor, women's lingere!!!!!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
(Guitar) (Bass) (Guitar) (Bass) A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U ,V, W, X, Y & Z Now I've sung my ABC'S Next time won't you sing with me? (Bass) (Repeat)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
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Spazztic!!! (Drum roll) (Guitar) (Bass, Kevin Puke) (Guitar) (Bass) I went to a party and got wasted on Bacardi My eyes were too red, my head felt like lead I was too damn baked, my brain was flaked and shaked (Bass) And then when I walked into a wall It was time for me to take a fall So I hit the ground with a big thwack!! The kind of sound when a hammer hits a tack As I looked up, I seen all kinds of stars One of them looked just like Marz and as I fell into a daze The "Whirlies" hit me with a sonic faze My stomach started twisting into a horrible knot My nose was shooting out runny snot and out of my mouth like Niagara falls Gushed 2 cans of Chep-boy-ar-dee Spaghetti and meatballs (Kevin Puke) (Solo - Marco) (Trippin' Kevin Puke)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Let there be blurr Way beyond speed! Spazztic Blurr!! There is no cure! For the Spazztic Blurr! (Bass) There is no cure for Spazztic Blurr 'Cause we'll keep spazzing and we won't mellow out! Let there be Spazztic, Let there be Blurr! There is a fast, there is a slow There is a stop, there is a go There is a good, there is a bad There is a happy, there is a sad There is a master, there is a bait There is an early, there is a late There is a him, there is a her And of course there's Spazztic Blurr! Yeah! We are Spazztic Blurr And out motto is If yer serious you lose!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.
No lyrics have been submitted for this track yet.
(Weird guitar intro we made up in the studio) (Drums) (Acoustic guitar, phaser on bass) Fred and Barney wanted to go to the game They were supposed to work, it was really lame It was the Bedrock Pebbles and the Hollyrock Stones So they got up late and picked up the phone and said, "Mr. SLate, there's no way that we can go to work today; We got a serious case of spazztic pukes We feel just like our stomaches have been nuked!!" (Heavy guitar) They told Mr. Slate, "We're calling in sick!" When Wilma and Betty thought they went to work So they hopped in the car and went to the game! (Phaser on bass) But they didn't know Mr. Slate was going to tha game on that same day (Crunchy guitar) (Weak guitar) After the game, they saw Mr. Slate and Mr. Slate said, "Now boys you wait; I'll tell you right now you both are fired 'cause you are just a couple of liars!!" (E.-Manny-C.-Mo-Mag-Pie) So they went home and told Wilma and Betty and they were pissed at Barney and Freddy so they called mr slate and asked for their jobs back He said, "OK, you can have 'em back!!!!" (Reverb on snare and vocals) (Another weird ending)
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026
Andale andale andale! Burritos are my favorite food So I always stick them in the microwave. I take out a plate and a plastic fork and sit down and eat it with Dave. Then Marco and Shann say "Let's have a shoe" So then I have a spazztic puke. Speedy Gonzales is my favorite show and I sit down and watch it every day Sylvester won't catch him no matter how hard he tries I wouldn't have it any other way. Yes, I live for Mexicalli and it lives for me My mom says I'm immature but she doesn't see... ...That Mexicalli is a way of life I cut my burritos with a butcher knife. I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause Burger King rules and their tacos smell. Whopper, fries, double deluxe, hamburger, chicken tenders, large Coke, sundae, Junior Whopper with cheese. This is a Burger King town we know how burgers should be! Well, we got our surfboard's we're gonna get tubed We're gonna surf the nation, just me and you Let's go surfin', don't know any other way C'mon, let's go surfin' USA dude! Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble originated surfin' without any trouble They started doing the "Bedrock surf" and the Jetsons did it for all it's worth! Kentucky Fried Chicken, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Skippers, Wendy's, Arctic Circle, Godfathers, Subway, Arbys, Pietroes You can eat wherever you want but one thing I know for sure is all those places suck but Burger King rules! Well I ate at every place I could think of but I couldn't get the satisfaction that I was looking for I ate all kinds of food, every single damn thing but then I went and ate at Burger King... And I loved it! I ate at Burger King And I loved it! Ohh, my stomach started to sing I loved it! I ate at mmm Burger King I loved it! And my stomach started to sing! Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? Do you wanna wear combat boots and suspenders? Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi? (Yahtzee skin) It's not fair, I used to have long hair I liked Metallica and Slayer and all those other death bands, but too many people gave me shit about it and I just couldn't handle it, so I shaved my head, bought some boots, and now I'm a a true hardcore! And ya' known something I fit in! Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna be a hardcore? Do you wanna shave your head and wear a bandanna? Do you wanna wear combat boots and be a Nazi? Oh, whoa, what is this? Oh come on man this is heavy metal I've been out of this since '82 man. Play something that's in with the scene play something that's in man c'mon take if off! C'mon man take this off man, this is death metal you known I can't handle this I can only listen to hardcore man that's because it's in, I feel cool! Oh yeah alright, generic punk my favorite that's right, you know what's cool. Board games! Clue! Parker Brothers! Monopoly! Milton Bradley! Risk! Connect Four! Battleship! Stratego! Then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then all the other reindeer They all laughed with glee Rudolph the red nosed reindeer you'll go down in history! (You can't rap worth shit!) Mexicalli is a way of life I cut my burritos with a butcher knife. I'll never go to Taco Bell 'cause Burger King rules and their tacos smell. Yes, I do live for Mexicalli and it does live for me You may think I'm immature but look into reality... If yer' serious, you lose! Mexicalli, Burger King, Surf, Fast Food Blues, Do 'ya wanna be a hardcore, It's not fair, have long hair, mershout, death, generic punk, board games for Christmas, rap song.
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Jun 06, 2026