Anointed in Urine, Crowned in Faeces
Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
SHITEATER Open wide and smile Things are gonna get wild With a growl, it's now crowning So flash us that shit eating grin A congregation on its knees Hands bound, staring up at me I feed them one at a time The sacrement is hot wet chyme As it rains around them I cry tears of shit As chyme rains around them So long they've prayed for this SHITEATER SHITEATER As it rains around them I cry tears of shit As chyme rains around them So long they've prayed for this SHITEATER SHITEATER
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
"I will bring distress on men So that they will walk like the blind Because they have sinned against the Lord And their blood will be poured out like dust And their flesh like dung" - Zephaniah 1:17 I stand within this cathedral Where darkest diarrhoea falls Knee deep in the cack of the lord Teeth brown from feculent word We beg for our prayers to reach him Eyes pink from faecal sin Our fast broken upon his waste Shit and piss is what we'll taste Our prayers are heard Hallelujah Down floods his shitе Diarrhoea His piss flows red Hear thе testament Gagging on shit Gorged on excrement ANOINTED IN URINE BATHED IN PISS CROWNED IN FAECES DROWNED IN SHIT ANOINTED IN URINE BATHED IN PISS CROWNED IN FAECES DROWNED IN SHIT I drown within this cathedral As puckered sphincter calls Neck deep in the shit of the lord Bloody chunks pour down to the floor Our bellies groan for sacrament Sucking down sweetest excrement Lungs bloat and start to burst Mouths open like urinals in thirst Our prayers are heard Hallelujah Down floods his shite Diarrhoea His piss flows red Hear the testament Gagging on shit Gorged on excrement ANOINTED IN URINE BATHED IN PISS CROWNED IN FAECES DROWNED IN SHIT ANOINTED IN URINE BATHED IN PISS CROWNED IN FAECES DROWNED IN SHIT
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Clogged up with sepsis Bowels a backed up dungeon Shit loaded up to bursting No exit through a swollen bung Punctured in the gut Your brand new butt Hooking up the tube Just above the pubes COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED A sharp pierce on through the stomach Cack blows out in relief The scalpel punctures the colon And into the bag blasts backed up beef Punctured in the gut Your brand new butt Hooking up the tube Just above the pubes COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED COLOSTOMIZED
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Rub-a-dub-dub mummy drowned us in the tub Now she can enter a very special club We were reminders of her past and sinful life Children spawned before she was a respectful wife So it's really okay that we had to go Held under water and down our throats it flowed Five little toddlers laying on the bathroom floor Blue in the face with a cross up on the door This is something I have to do To prove to God my heart is true Hands around my children's throats Held under water till their little bodies float This is something that has to be done Better this way than by a gun Jesus told me I need to cleanse their sins And afterwards I can finally go to Heaven DROWNED IN THE TUB BY THEIR OWN MUM DROWNED IN THE TUB DAUGHTER AND SON DROWNED IN THE TUB BY THEIR OWN MUM DROWNED IN THE TUB CHILDREN SO YOUNG Five little ghosts drifting Tugging on her skirts A faint sound of crying The loudness getting worse A pine drawer opens wide And a gunshot splits the night Blood and brain splatter the pillow Now she's a widowed wife This is something I had to do Husband stopped being true He's better off a part of the dead A single bullet in his head DROWNED IN THE TUB BY THEIR OWN MUM DROWNED IN THE TUB DAUGHTER AND SON DROWNED IN THE TUB BY THEIR OWN MUM DROWNED IN THE TUB CHILDREN SO YOUNG
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
The year 2021 Only one week in The new year has come Toilet water already spins After a shit year Comes even more shite Like an underpants smear Absolute fucking tripe And you see your hero Like a wad of TP Plummeting to zero Hands caked in shit and pee Cold earth lies scorched In the wake of violence From gate to porch Your memories stink of piss FLUSH THEM DOWN RINSE THEM AWAY ONE MORE GONE AT THE END OF THE DAY SENT DOWN TO HELL RUSHED OUT TO SEA DISPOSE OF YOUR HEROES AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN Just shaking my head Influence runs deep 20 years of memories Like a fucking disease It won't be the last time One marches to the pit Another man down Face first in his own shit Even this song's title Influenced by a lover of guns Who taught me all I know Yet a lover of the hunt "Support the art, not the artist" Can only go so far When they hide their objectives Behind their art FLUSH THEM DOWN RINSE THEM AWAY ONE MORE GONE AT THE END OF THE DAY SENT DOWN TO HELL RUSHED OUT TO SEA DISPOSE OF YOUR HEROES AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN FLUSH THEM DOWN AND WASH YOUR HANDS CLEAN
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Death comes knocking At your backdoor Your colon quakes You know what's in store The gates blow open And diarrhoea flies You can't hold it in So close your eyes UNCONTROLLED PROJECTILE DEFECATION Cack blows out Like a feculent hose It blinds your eyes And gets up your nose Your friends are soaked Dripping with shit Your rectum prolapses As defecation is blitzed
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Released from its musky prison Spew forth both piss and jism Sentient cock hellbent on conquest To rule a world erection blessed A venom sack within the meatus Virus filled set to defeat us Rows of teeth within the dick slit Electric shock within its 9 clits Lashing against the grain Infected by an alien strain Possessed by jizz and piss A flesh eating carnivorous penis PERVERTED DEFORMITY Standing tall against the world From its vagina acid spurts Wings spread as orgasm comes All the while faeces erupts from its bum Over the city it rains down fluids Cum, piss, shit, and other liquids Every human drowns under murky waves Perversion rules this world now crazed Lashing against the grain Infected by an alien strain Possessed by jizz and piss A flesh eating carnivorous penis PERVERTED DEFORMITY
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
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The skin torn away Revealing vertebrae Ribs snapped hard The head smashed apart This my trophy Bloody and grisly Snapped and drained Satiating taste Monstrous being Wretched creature Horrid monster Back bone stealer I'M SPINE SNAPPER THE SPINE SNAPPER The carcass left Save the back's cleft The column is all I need On its contents I will feed Cracked and sucked dry The body face down lies Licking out the juices My throat now sluiced Monstrous being Wretched creature Horrid monster Back bone stealer I'M SPINE SNAPPER THE SPINE SNAPPER
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Arms held out wide Nailed up and crucified Hanged above a global latrine Wounds wide open ooze and bleed Crowned by rusty thorns Feet clad in crusty corns Lice and crabs chew his cock COVID-19, he hacks and coughs And the wounds bleed shit Into this worldwide pit Martyr of the shite Messiah for the blind Thrush drips from his tongue Shit pushes out his bung Stigmata bleeding filth Diarrhoea from his veins now spills REPULSIVE STIGMATA WOUNDS BLEED FECULENCE REPULSIVE STIGMATA CRUCIFIED IN FLATULENCE REPULSIVE STIGMATA OPEN VEINS SPILLING SHIT REPULSIVE STIGMATA BEHOLD CHRIST LORD OF THE PIT A cross looms overhead High above the land of the dead Blood and vomit spewing down Drowning every city and town Open wounds encrusted with fleas Foreskin smegma pulses as he pees A feast of winе and divine bread Shit from his veins infеcted with dread And the wounds bleed shit Into this worldwide pit Martyr of the shite Messiah for the blind Thrush drips from his tongue Shit pushes out his bung Stigmata bleeding filth Diarrhoea from his veins now spills REPULSIVE STIGMATA WOUNDS BLEED FECULENCE REPULSIVE STIGMATA CRUCIFIED IN FLATULENCE REPULSIVE STIGMATA OPEN VEINS SPILLING SHIT REPULSIVE STIGMATA BEHOLD CHRIST LORD OF THE PIT
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
The story begins with oral insertion Teeth grind metal with total exertion Splintered enamel mixes with steel Shredded gums and tongue is all that you feel And you swallow it down hard Blood and steel slowly moves downward Flesh is stripped from your oesophagus Neck muscles strain as you swallow shattered teeth and rust And the pain has only just begun You try to smile but you're not having fun Fragments of metal slide far down your throat They pass into your stomach which will soon now bloat Now entering the core of digestion Still more agony before egestion The stomach lining accumulates tears Shrapnel and acid is such a wretched pair And the pain inside is impossible You flail and shake as your hands pull The metal turns and twists deep within you Nothing more excruciating till its time to poo And the metal shreds on through your entrails Your frenzied mind knows what this will entail But the misery will not end just quite yet We are still steps away from when it will egest Your colon spasms as it is perforated Pulsing viscera punctured and deflated Spitting up blood and teeth in agony As the shattered steel ruins your anatomy The serrated steel now enters your rectum Your bleeding from your ass up to your gums The sphincter starts to prolapse with metal Rusty iron in your arse settles Now exiting the path of digestion Agony wracks your body till your breathing's done Screams dull to whimpers as your body dies With a load of rusted metal traced deep inside And your ugly carcass lies in the sun With a tract of metal from mouth to bum Shit encrusted steel juts out of your ass This mass of iron was the last thing you passed Digestive trauma
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
You're so drowsy Not enough sleep Hot brown bean juice Melts your tongue loose BURNING COFFEE SCALDING TEA PUCKER YOUR BUTT HERE COMES ROTGUT It burns so badly You spasm madly Your stomach explodes Acid gut loads BURNING COFFEE SCALDING TEA PUCKER YOUR BUTT HERE COMES ROTGUT
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Motherfucker I have got some advice for you You're a fucking idiot with idiot views Do us all a favour and get out of our lives Go and fuck yourself and then please eat shit and die Astonishing ineptitude Fuck all of your ideas dude Incredible imbecility Take a long walk all the way down Fuck Off Street EAT AND SHIT DIE CHOKE ON THE CACK DROWN IN THE CHYME AND NEVER COME BACK Cocksucking dickhead who is so dumb it is art Get out of my face before I tear you apart Never have I met a human dire as this Get the fuck out of here and go drown yourself in piss Astonishing ineptitude Fuck all of your ideas dude Incredible imbecility Take a long walk all the way down Fuck Off Street EAT AND SHIT DIE CHOKE ON THE CACK DROWN IN THE CHYME AND NEVER COME BACK
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Riding on the fine line Between climax and death Hitting all the wrong notes And flirting with the depths AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA Face to face with the reaper Staring down his scythe Kiss him on his toothy mouth And grab him by his boney prize AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
Reigning from a cold dark throne Shining porcelain enthroned Feculent fist within velvet Eyes pulsing with the one true shit King of all the sewage I see Vomit, warm shit, blood, and pee Sphincter opens wide for all A brackish flood cleansing all King of bullshit Lord of vomit Prince of urine God of haemoglobin Land of nightmares World where no one cares Kingdom of defecation I rule this gory nation Tyrant of toilets The God of vomit Ruler of pretence REPUGNANT FECULENCE Godhead of urine Master of flush spin King of rank incense REPUGNANT FECULENCE Lord diarrhoеa Blood shit messiah Blackguard so intense REPUGNANT FECULENCE I am thе one lord Weilding the shit sword Wicked tyrant of REPUGNANT FECULENCE
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH LONG LIVE THE NEW FLUSH
Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Jun 28, 2026