Space Oddity
[David Bowie cover] Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you [Spoken:] Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much she knows" Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you.... Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do.
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 18, 2026
[David Bowie cover] Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground Control to Major Tom Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you [Spoken:] Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff This is Ground Control to Major Tom You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here Am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much she knows" Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you.... Here am I floating round my tin can Far above the Moon Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do.
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 18, 2026
Sgt. Steve could barely read He would take the children down Throw them all around the ground And make 'em bleed Then Sgt. Steve Would sing a song of victory Wipe some snot off on his sleeve And say goodbye to the clown He would pray twice every day He would not tolerate the gay Oh, oh, oh I'm alright, I feel that I'm coming around Sgt. Steve, with all his needs He would weed out the impure He would guard our sacred shores From the red, from the blue ones Though we beat them once before He had a feelin', not very sure That they were back Boys for attack So we slit his throat for fear We heard their footsteps very near And oh, oh, oh I'm alright, I feel that I'm coming around
Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 21, 2026
Said she was a sentimental girl from France Mother was the victim of a failed romance When she went to call upon the boy next door She was really horrified at what she saw Said he was a continental man from Greece Wasn't really sure what that meant but at least Promised her the life of dreams and a king? Wasn't too long before bells were to ring Kid needs to look around for someone else Kid needs to look around and around And around and around So they lived their life upon a great big hill Wasn't too long before blood was to spill Hit him in the back with a tool from the shed Now she's upset because she thinks he is dead When she turned he rose above the hardwood floor He began to chase which annoyed her much more He was right behind her and swinging a bat Landed on her head with a soft wet smack Kid needs to look around for someone else Kid needs to look around and around And around and around Kid needs to look around for someone else Kid needs to look around and around And around and around and around and around Hit her on the head with a bat Hit her on the head with a bat Hit her on the head with a bat
Submitted by Nargaroth — Feb 21, 2026