The New Stone Age
Devolve through space and time Return to your primal state We must return We must return Forget all that we've ever learned To primal rage To primal rage As we enter the New Stone Age
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
I'm the last man barbarian overlord and I'm swinging my club like a fierce whirlwind spilling tides of blood Don't fuck with me I'm the violent king supreme and I'm shouting for war with this Blood Tree Stump I'm unstoppable Clobber you to death when I swing my club Clobber you to death when I swing my club through your skull Clobber you to death! I swing it true the hammer of the ancients When I stomp the ground it'll knock you down leave the earth quaking This is the last call none of you will survive me I'm the avatar, Bul-Kathos reborn here to loot your corpse Clobber you to death when I swing my club Clobber you to death when I swing my club through your skull Clobber you to death! Swing my club right through your skull! Bashing out your brains Bashing out your brains Bashing out your brains Bashing out your brains
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
I can hear it calling within The primal instinct to kill To decimate To obliterate To dominate all foes Pulverize Smash 'em to death Pulverize Smash 'em to death Smash 'em to death It sleeps, hibernating Waiting for its time to rise The power The fury The grizzly invincible Pulverize Smash 'em to death Pulverize Smash 'em to death Smash 'em to death *transforming into bear form* TRAMPLE TEAR SHRED MANGLE MAUL MAIM TRAMPLE TEAR SHRED MANGLE MAUL MAIM The blood howl unleashed Am I man, or am I a beast? Shapeshifter Bonebreaker The bear is my true form! Pulverize Smash 'em to death Pulverize Smash 'em to death Smash 'em to death Smash 'em right down into the ground Smash 'em right down into the ground Smash 'em right down into the ground Smash 'em right down into the ground Pulverize
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
Fresh meat! Deep down in the depths Of dungeons old The butcher waits No where you can run In his domain He has your scent Relentless is he Stomping towards you Relentless is he With clever and hook Relentless is he The butch of old You're nothing to him Just fresh meat Fresh meat You know the legends You've heard the tales Of his cruelty For ages he's carved His path with flesh From trespassers Relentless is he Stomping towards you Relentless is he With clever and hook Relentless is he The butch of old You're nothing to him Just fresh meat Fresh meat No one survives the butcher You can run and you can hide But in the end... he's gonna carve you up So why try? Stand and fight Then beg for death His laugh is thunder His rage a storm His eyes a blaze He's carving the flesh Right off your bone Your fate is sealed Relentless is he Stomping towards you Relentless is he With clever and hook Relentless is he The butch of old You're nothing to him Just fresh meat Fresh meat Peeling from your bones is fresh Fresh Fresh Peeling from your bones is fresh meat
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
Deep within this valley There's a dwarf feared by all evil A rune knight with great strength and the power to control the ravens so vast, his legend so grand, the foes that fell by his blade they say he can't die many tried, none survived cause he's the steel raven flying through the night he is the steel raven here to take your life he is the steel raven never to be killed because you can't -- no! -- you can't stop his steel Godly crown, thick shield, sharp blade never to be put down he'll meet them in midair slay the manticore ogres, giants dragons, none can stand against him the hordes of chaos, will fall one by one cause he's the steel raven flying through the night he is the steel raven here to take your life he is the steel raven never to be killed because you can't -- no! -- you can't stop his steel you can't stop his steel surrounded, outnumbered they better find more men their numbers their weapons mean nothing to him cause he's the steel raven he is the steel raven he is the steel raven and you can't (no you can't) -- no! -- you can't stop the cause he's the steel raven flying through the night he is the steel raven here to take your life he is the steel raven never to be killed because you can't -- no! -- you can't stop his steel
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
Behold the great behemoth His massive size His deadly tusks Don't look away Don't look away Within this frozen tundra He is the king You're just a man Respect the crown Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Out here it's kill Or be killed He'll crush your skull He'll break your bones Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Only the strongest survive Look in his eyes You'll see yourself Don't look away Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth He is the king Take his crown Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Beware the tusks that gore you They're razor sharp Dripping with blood Don't run away Don't run away The time is now Or never Must throw your spear And strike him true Don't lose your nerve Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth Conquer Conquer the Mammoth
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
(<em>Instrumental</em>)
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
Thrust into this world In the age of science Just a man out of time I'm not your lab rat Thawed out (Thawed out and pissed) How dare they wake me Into this timeline There's no connection To anything that's real Thawed out (Thawed out and pissed) Man's told what to think Man's told how to feel I say fuck the future Put me back on ice Thawed out (Thawed out and pissed)
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
We are the absolute dumbest mother fuckers to ever walk the earth Thousands of years of evolution mean nothing when we choose not to think Stomping around Dumber than dirt Stomping around Cavemen at birth
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
When they touched the monolith Ape became man But once they found the internet Man became ape again Still find it hard to believe Just how far these apes will dare to go To avoid uncertainty In their uncertain world They'll make up conspiracies Fill their heads with lies Shield them with tinfoil hats From the ancient aliens Apes together wrong Beating their chests with pride Apes together wrong All their science denied Now watch the dumb leading the dumber (c'mon you're gonna love this) Right off the edge of their flat fucking earth (so long) Apes together wrong Beating their chests with pride Apes together wrong All their science denied Dumb We were once together so strong and wise (so strong and wise) When we sought to learn Now, we are rejecting all we once knew (all we once knew) Can we find our way back towards the truth?
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
What did Caesar die for If all we've learned Is Koba's hate? Civilization is crumbling down all around me What the hell happened to critical thought in the USA? Isn't this the age of man? Not the planet of the fucking apes Yet all we do is stand around throwing our feces What did Caesar die for If all we've learned Is Koba's hate? We're supposed to be the leaders of democracy When I look around, all I see is oligarchy A get rich quick scheme before the apocalypse hits Where's a great leader like Caesar to save us now? Rome is falling Rome is falling Rome is falling Save us Rome is falling Rome is falling Rome is falling Caesar
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
The skies are black with ash The sun's a fading glow Our greed burned oh so fast With nothing left to show Mother Earth condemns us all to die (to die) Volcanic ash and rising tides Mother Earth condemns us all to die (to die) There's mass extinction in her eyes The machines we built for gain Buried in the dust The wealth we chased in vain Corrupted every trust Mother Earth condemns us all to die (to die) Volcanic ash and rising tides Mother Earth condemns us all to die (to die) There's mass extinction in her eyes Mass extinction it's in her eyes Mother Earth condemns us all to die (to die) Natural disasters for our crimes Earthquakes - Magnitude 10! (magnitude 10!) Hurricanes - Category 6! (category 6!) One thousand foot tsunami waves! Disease spreading so fast! (spreading so fast!) Wildfires seen from space! (seen from space!) Signaling some big ass meteor! We're fucking fucked!
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026
All you want's a little attention Just a small, tiny scrap, of fame It all seems so innocent But what is the price you're willing to pay? Get out there and buy yourself a crowd Just this once - to get the wheels turning This slope is so slippery Soon reducing all your art into content When did it come to this? Paying for validation Can't you see you're really just an ape Trapped behind a pane of glass On display for all to see Are you ready to die for your crowd? Vicarious hungry little sheep They can't wait to see you fall Vicarious hungry little sheep Were they worth the price you paid? You're nothing more than an echo Thinking you're so unique You're nothing more than an echo Shallow copy like all the rest You're nothing more than an echo Fading out into the void You're nothing more than an echo A living breathing walking meme A living breathing meme A living breathing meme
Submitted by johnmansley — Jun 22, 2026