The Triumph of Piracy

I am Captain Yarrface, welcome to the sea Abord the good ship Rumahoy We'll find our destiny To my right the Bootsman, Walktheplank his name He likes to plunder wenches He's just a bit insane To my left in Treasurequest, Cobin Boy by rank You better do just what he says Or else you'll walk the plank Awast behind, it's Pete, Swashbuckilng king of rum He likes to drink a lot of ale While beating on his drum Over the oceans, over the seas We are the pirates, we do what we please Sail from the darkness and into the night Questing for treasure our rum-given right Ya ha ha harr ! AHOY ! Now you've met my crew, it's time to get to task Lots of treasure to be found There's rum inside the cask Join us on a voyage, searching far and wide The wind our only master Set sail against the tide Over the oceans, over the seas We are the pirates, we do what we please Sail from the darkness and into the night Questing for treasure our rum-given right Ya ha ha harr ! AHOY !

Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025

Years ago I sealed the seas and fished for crabs and clams But I wanted to live a pirates life Since I was a lad So I trapped my flintlock to my belt And staged a mutiny And now I yarr and harr all day A pirate on the seas Yo ho yo ho Digging for rum, drinking some rum Yo ho yo ho Killing for fun, firing a gun Fight ! Kill ! Die ! Quest for Heritage Dig ! For ! Rum ! Quest for Heritage Fight ! Kill ! Die ! Quest for Heritage Fire ! A ! Gun ! Quest for Heritage Points There's ale to the esat And wenches to the west And we've heard a tale of gold Locked tight inside a chest We're sailing on the sea It's a pirate life for me Yo ho yarr harr Fiddly diddly dee Fight ! Kill ! Die ! Quest for Heritage Dig ! For ! Rum ! Quest for Heritage Fight ! Kill ! Die ! Quest for Heritage Fire ! A ! Gun ! Quest for Heritage Points Heritage quest complete !

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

Come with me my pirate friend to a land far away from the ice and snow I know of a place deep in the wood where the grass is green and the big trees grow There every night we dance and we sing and tell great tales of the forefathers days The elves and the dwarves are gathered all around, they hail their king and they laugh and play Whoa-oh-oh-oh Deep in the forest where the nights are long With a whoa-oh-oh-oh Come to the party tree and join in our song At a forest party we're having lots of fun There's a wench by my side And a barrel full of rum At a forest party We'll drink the night away Til the sun comes up And it turns into day Don't be afraid of the goblin man, he's just here to drink some ale So grab some rum, sit by the fire, and tell him about your heroic tale Dance with a wench, join in a song, the fun will last all through the night Under the trees of the forest grove, we're having a party out of sight

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

Setting the course to Port-au-Prince It's time to turn our faces to mince Haitian scum has got to die If you're with me all say AYE ! Here we go across the waves Drinking rum and taking slaves A pirate's life is just for me Haiti is the place i'll be Ha ha ha ! We're going to war Kill a pirate, in a battle ! Ha ha ha ! It's time for more Woa-oh-oh-oh Raise your swords and fight together brothers In an epic battle Kill your foes and drink a lot of rum We're doing the Haitian Slam Digging for treasure is buckets of fun But I would rather be shooting my gun Killing a pirate, and killing a horse Burning their ships, we have no remorse Spending our gold on the local booze It tastes like shit, who made this brew ? Somebody here has got to pay We'll kill you all, it's the pirate way Ha ha ha ! We're going to war Kill a pirate, in a battle ! Ha ha ha ! It's time for more Woa-oh-oh-oh

There's a pirate brave and true, He lives so far away But when it comes to pirate quests, he'll be there any day Drinking rum and eating meat, Is what he likes to do But if you cross him be afraid, He'll chop your head in two He lives in Lincoln Illinois Wenches for men and for the boys He takes his cheescake seriously Ya ha ha harr He's the king, He's the one who rules the seas He's the man, He's the pirate we want to be He's a hero, He's a fighter brave and true He is the king of the pirates Huffman ! Huffman ! He's the mighty pirate king Huffman ! Huffman ! For his glory we will sing Once i knew a pirate man, who did not like his food So Huffman punched his face in half, And flavor be pursed He filled his restaurant to the brim, With piracy and yarr With rumsahoy by his side, His legacy spread far He is a chef of pirate steel He will throw you overboard If you don't eat his pirate meal Ya ha ha harr

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

Ahoy shipmate, it's time to quest There are lots of trolls to the west Trolls to kill and trolls to fight We must kill the trolls tonight Grab your gun and grab your rum Grab your sword lets have some fun First to kill a hundred trolls Gets to fuck my pirate hole The trolls are coming, The trolls are near Where are the trolls ?, Does anybody know ? The trolls are coming, The trolls are here We've got a pirateship, So have no fear Kill the trolls, fight the trolls until they're dead Kill the trolls, shoot them with a cannon Kill the trolls, fight the trolls until they're dead Kill the trolls, shoot them with a cannon I went to a tavern to drink some rum It was full of trolls, so i shot them with my gun Trolls in the ceiling, trolls in the floor Trolls in the walls and trolls at the door Kill the trolls, fight the trolls until they're dead Kill the trolls, shoot them with a cannon Kill the trolls, fight the trolls until they're dead Kill the trolls, shoot them with a cannon Alright you pirate sluts ! I've had it with these motherfucking trolls, in this motherfucking tavern, It's time to kill the trolls !

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

A long time ago, I lived in a land Filled up with treasure and yarr Pirates would quest all over the seas Sailing their pirate ships far Now those same seas, are barren and blare Nobody wants to set sail The dream we once had, of questing for steel A piraty heritage fail Under the ocean, deep in the sand Lost til the end of time, there is a memory Waiting to find, histories of our kind Gone are the days, when we sailed foreign lands Chilling hard over the waves, Netflix and yarr I went to a tavern to find me a crew But nary a pirate was there Ni pirating songs, no wenches ahoy I left with a heart of despair Now I'm sailing alone, questing for rum But nothing is ever the same Digging for treasure is no longer fun With no crewmates to share in the fame Where is the eyepatch ? Where is the book ? Where is the pint of rum ? Where are the pirates Questing for steel, firing their heritage guns ? Now we are questing, for the last time End of the pirate age, pack up the sails It's time to go home, only ourselves to blame

Submitted by NecroLord — Apr 26, 2025

Ich bin ein pirate, und das ist mein ship Ich wohne in der Caribbean Sea Ich esse fleisch, und Ich trinke rum Und Ich mochte gern wenches Wir haben eine map, zu der treasure Das ist mein lieblings quest Ahoy meinen shipmate, achtung mit der cannon Aufrichten der Jolly Roger ! Ja... das ist mein pirate ship Sailing on the ocean, Sailing on the sea Sailing on a ship, is the life for me Yo ! Ho ! Yo ! Ho ! Yo ! Ho ! Das ist mein Pirateship Ich bin Captain Yarrface, der pirate Man Bootsman Walk der Plank, yarr ahoy Hier ist Treasurequest mit der bass Pete is der schlagzeug spieler Der ist viele Ships auf dem sea Und der pirate leben ist fur me Wenn der quest mit treausre ist kaputt Ich will trinken Rum von das boot Sailing on the ocean, Sailing on the sea Sailing on a ship, is the life for me Yo ! Ho ! Yo ! Ho ! Yo ! Ho ! Das ist mein Pirateship

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

Pirates are born, and pirates they die But even the manliest pirate will cry When he hears the sound of a heritage quest And he tries to do his piratey best To dig all the treasure and drink all the rum To sail 'cross the oceans and fire his gun He's firing his gun ! War in the sea War in the sand This is the triumph of piracy War in the air War on the land This is the triumph of piracy This is his quest, he's made up his mind To bring back the pirate's code for all time To return to the days of freedom and yarr When a man was a man and a ship would sail far He's loaded his cannons and he's gathered a crew The only thing missing my friend, IT IS YOU ! Will you join our crew ? War in the sea War in the sand This is the triumph of piracy War in the air War on the land This is the triumph of piracy My name is Captain Yarrface, andit's time to plunder the ocean !

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025