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On sea I have been, almost three years have passed, No sight of a land nor sip of a gin. But one day we docker our ship in a port, it turned out to be a heaven of sort. Tortuga the island of enchantment and sin fulfills every one your dirty stinking wish. It was a sight beyond our wildest dreams, a place where runs a river of ale and mead. Get drunk and have fun! is my only order Enjoy in yourself, other women and mead. Get wasted, bamboozled, befuddled, and beat for this heaven for pirates they'll abandon my fleet... Tortuga the island of enchantment and sin fulfills every one your dirty stinking wish. It was a sight beyond our wildest dreams, a place where runs a river of ale and mead. Take the charge, take the lead, show us teh rivers of ale and mead!
On ships I have sailed for countless many years Sea was my lover to be pleased I've collected souls from the dead and the damned I never needed anybody's hand I have lived through bloody battles and storms Few things ever chilled my bones Hearts I have stolen with this bloody hand I have maidens in every land Blackbone is my name, feel my pain Things I have seen, in battles I've been I had no love, I had no soul They were stolen from me, lifetimes ago Blackbone is my name, I will die again graves and tombs were my earthly wombs I knew no pain, I knew no gain life and death were all in vain
Bronze be thy liquid of molasses and sugar Barreled to mature to be poured into the glass Long was the way from the darkened cellar All the way through and under trading brass Ey hey rum smugglers Ey hey where's the rum Ey hey rum smugglers Don't you dare to ruin our fun No gin nor whiskey can beat the taste of rum Pubs and taverns is where we have our fun Secret by thy recipe of admiral Snowbeard Single sip of that godly drink will bring you down to tears Ey hey rum smugglers Ey hey where's the rum Ey hey rum smugglers Don't you dare to ruin our fun
We tried to kill the ninjas, but Alestorm got there first They tried to get us to the noose but Buckle went down first We tried to slay the vikings but Alestorm slew them first We tried to sank their battleships but Swashbuckle sunk them first After long years of searching we found her at last her golden carrcass was buried beneath the sane who could have known that she would bring us glory and fame... Bertha the fat cannon, from the starboard bow when she fired she killed merchants from the south! Bertha the fat cannon, fear of the seven seas Kraken was here and he really feared Bertha from Mermaids Tear!
On the quest we have sailed, far away across the seven seas where legends were born, gold and rum is our tease brigands and barmen, wenches and mead follow thy path set by ol' Blackbeard Of chest we have heard from riddles of old Tales have mentioned that it's full of gold Honor thy code and no mutiny shall break Parley or plunder; bring up the rum and cake Fifteen men and a dead man's chest Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum Devil had said it's gone with the rest Yo ho ho and a tankard of rum For glory at sea, there is a decree To be known as bold, follow the pirate code You've broken your word that you've given me before Your treachery is unlike we've ever seen at all Put the plank and take a gander, For breaking the code we'll keelhaul you under Weave and dodge these cutlasses and swords, Catch the scurvy and he'll eat his words
Raise your jeans and bend your knees Raise your elbows and deal low blows Give that dude a massive black eye Punch im in the balls and then he will cry MIDGET POGO MIDGET POGO THAT'S THE WAY A PIRATE BATTLES MIDGET POGO MIDGET POGO Rotation and punching, secret of the pogo Pushing and kicking, standing up's a no no Punch the meanest and slap the hardest Kick them crotches, the ways the pirates battle MIDGET POGO MIDGET POGO THAT'S THE WAY A PIRATE BATTLES MIDGET POGO MIDGET POGO
Tell me what is your name, what will your tombstone say what's the game you play, tell me or you can pray. My lordships chose me, that I will protect thee from pirates and scum like you, so here is my royal decree... We set sail into unknown seas, Following the captain of Mermaid's Tear. Trail of pillage he could not conceal, Nor he would reveal his next step. He was always a day ahead of us, Killing everyone in his wretched path. Only few survivors our ship has saved, Terrible tales they said of his men. They were death in flesh and bone, Fear and horror of lands and lords. Killing everyone for a sack of gold, Noose wouldn't hold evil in them. We're on our quest to kill Blackbone, To stop his evil we sail, Sentenced by the courts of the high judge Bren to hang him is our aim. We're on our quest to kill Blackbone, his evil will not prevail. Cities and ports, women and men, Shall praise our names. There's his ship turning around, guess he's done running like a hound White flag waving, parrleys all around, then we heard the sound of his voice... Fair gentlemen in king's service, for months you have chased me. I've heard stories of a ship following, and I believe you're sick of all this chase. And I also believe that half of you would give their lives to finally fight me. And now I'm here, so let's see if you are worth anything. We're on our quest to kill Blackbone, To stop his evil we sail, Sentenced by the courts of the high judge Bren to hang him is our aim. We're on our quest to kill Blackbone, his evil will not prevail. Cities and ports, women and men, Shall praise our names.
Go on to the sea The sea's what i want It will tell you the tale Of a man that i hunt His soul is as dark As your mother's cunt And he shall never be killed So come with me if you want Rivers of rum Drinking and aleing you smell Like a bum Sleeping with pigs is no longer fun And pirate is always free Wenches and booze And whoring around Drink until you can make no sound Your comrades will always let you down No honor with buccaneers The noose is always Hanging around Looking for pirates With their guard Down mutiny's with us When there is no rum, Captain will be marooned Always be cautious When fucking around Or kingsmen will see you And cut you down If you leave You shall be marked As traitor among the thieves Courts and ports Where we hang around most Big noses on whores What we hate the most Faggot's on portraits The scum of the world 'Cause Dorian Gray is gay There is one thing I forgot to say We knew a musician Who just could not play We killed him all Along with the gay And world is a better place Without any rum This song was made None of the pirates Came to our aid Of smuggling rum Our quest is made Rum Smugglers Is our name