The Eleventh
“Well I think Elvis Presley has a nice style and sings okay, but when he gets up on the stage, he starts to drive those girls nuts by shaking, and jumping, and laying all over the stage, you know what I mean?” “Right, and you think that’s bad?” “Well, it’s kinda crazy.” “Crazy? I’ll show you who’s crazy. Hit it.” Look at what you started Elvis, soon we’ll be in hell, GO! Stole our morals, and you led the whole damn world astray, GO! And then The Beatles came and got us hooked on LSD! The revolution’s screen, the happy Manson family! Look what you started, Elvis Yeah… look what you started, Elvis Look what you started, Elvis Look what you started, Elvis Look what you started Look down upon us, Mother Mary, we’ve been seeing things, GO! Hear my confession, father, kindly, quick, forgiveness bring, GO! This world has killed its gods, and resurrected JFK! While all of his relatives make laws that even they cannot donate No fucking way, look what you started Elvis Yeah-ha-hey-hey, look what you started Elvis Look what you started Elvis Look what you started Elvis Look what- GO! “…if you’re black or white, whether you’re country, redneck or a freak, young or old, from Moscow, London, or Memphis, Elvis will still be the kind of rock n’ roll to me.”
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 25, 2025
“God is dead!” “If you know me…” Yeah! Get up! Man, you want to talk about a horrifying past But don’t judge me incapable of looking less Ask around, you’ll find out what a fool I’ve been They’ll tell you that I got a heart as black as sin What’s another name for nothing left to lose I’ll tear your head clean off, although my heel you burrs What’s another name for my insanity What’s another name for me? Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! Skeletons in my closet, secrets in my pocket A record that could keep on playing all night long I’ve been accused of stealin’, drugs, and dirty dealin’ Womanize and hypnotize, and everything that’s wrong What’s another name for nothing left to lose I’ll tear your head clean off, although my heel you burrs What’s another name for my insanity What’s another name for me? Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! “The pain of the cross is but a splinter compared to the agony of my father, he had entered Heaven, fallen angel, damnation.” You! Me! Us! Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! You! Me! Us! Satan! You! Me! Us! SATAN!
Submitted by The Void — Apr 25, 2025
Oooooooh! Every day is Christmas Santa drives a magic sled He knows if you’ve been good or bad He knows whether my strings are red Lord, sting, me Lord, sting, me LORD, STING! Joy to the world, The new Lord has come He’s packaged in a papal seal He’s come to heal the dead man, done! Lord, sting, me, LORD, STING, ME, LORD, STING! Everything I thought was real, Doesn’t matter, I can’t feel Magic healer, got me sealed Big white eyes, a bad white eye Everything I thought to be, Truly was just a fallacy Though a son is known as king I won’t be there The Georges have the CIA They’re bringing down a brand new law They bore an evil trinity The neon, the night, straw! Lord, sting I remember ‘70 All the AIDS and HIV All that change it doesn’t mean I lost my mind to a big white eye Though a son is known as king I won’t be there, I won’t be there Yeah! Lord, sting, me Lord, sting, me LORD, STING, ME! “Though they move mountains, this stuff makes ‘em fly!”
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 25, 2025
“Y’all got any dope today?” “Not us.” “We just say ‘no’ to dope.” Rise, rise congregation, rise, stand to your feet Sing “Hallelujah” to your king Fall on your knees like flies You can't succeed here Apart from everything and nothing that is high High! High! High! High! High! Homeless veteran, dying of aids, will work for food Subway needles all for free, I'm in the mood, I’m in the mood Do you feel it too? Do you feel high? High! High! High! High! Jesus doesn't come through the cotton Jesus doesn't come through my vein Jesus doesn't come through my heart anymore He says he never knew my name Do you feel the same? Do you feel high? High! High! High! High!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 25, 2025
“I killed the girl once, it was no accident, put the gun right to the back of her head, blew her brains right out the front. I was in love. I strangled my Judith, she was okay.” She said, She said, She said, She said, She said, She said, She said, Meet me in my car behind the bar We'll kneel and pray and grasp a line of hope Ride on the railway Using numb to feel and dope to cope Sitting in the pool of my accusers She said we could try One never knows how low he'll go While trying to stay high BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! You fucking bitch! “I was in love.” A little too much Hand me some toilet paper Give me a kiss After I wipe off this blood Did I hear you sigh Or were you draining and gagging? Casting pearls before swine In the rain and the whine and the- BLOOD! BITCH! BITCH! It’s such a bitch! But I will pull your chain If you will stroke my ego We can be as one As long as there is cargo I will be your cross If you will be my Jesus Girl, we never had it so good So bad, I'm mad BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! You fucking bitch! “Judith, loved her.” God, can you hear me? Jesus, come down here and save me What's that in your pocket? Have you got any left? Write down your number? Then let me borrow your pen In the stalls of delusion Kneel and pray again Pray again BITCH! BITCH! Cunt! Cunt! BITCH! You’re such a bitch! “You happy? You happy now?” “She was dead…”
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 25, 2025
“Look down at the center of the world, and that is the way, the true way.” Summer’s the man, he’s getting you, they pushed me too far and they let my ticket run! Put in a cell like a sinner in Hell, what’s the point of allowing the circus to even go on! I was in therapy, seeing serenity, trying to find myself, fuck it, I’m already gone! Lie! What is it going to be? They tied me up! One! Sick! Fuck! I’m! One! Sick! Fuck! When they told me to pick up the pieces, the pieces are broken, and I’m afraid so am I! Why are you scared of me, why are you scared of me, needle tries living a splinter that’s stuck in your eye! “Here I come.” “They drove me insane.” Agh! What is it going to be? Didn’t they tie me up? One! Sick! Fuck! I’m! One! Sick! Fuck!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 25, 2025
“You can’t think anymore, you can’t feel! You don’t know me anymore! You are going back into a rehab program, I am not going to watch you kill yourself one minute longer!” Yeah! I, can’t believe, tons of friends, turned too nice Stare at the rings of blade Scraping up what we made of my life Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Just us, down on me Coming through from the TV Hate school, then you drop-out Dis-obey, your parents Run away, quit school You’re in a TV media Shocking! This is no life I can’t believe the words you say I won’t believe your lies Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Just us, down on me The way I live my life, so painlessly SELF! WILL! RUN! RIOT! SELF! WILL! RUN! RIOT!
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 25, 2025
Hey man, do you believe in God? Do you believe in the power of his tree? Man is wealthy, the risen is powerless When I’m down here on my knees Hey God, do you believe in man? Do you believe he can rule his own world? Well, I will promise a miserable man That is yet to be unfurled Now! No one told me it would be like this Hey Jesus, did you die for me? Did you come back so I could help the good night? Sometimes your light’s so bright that I can’t see And the cross becomes a knife They told me I could just say ‘no’ But what the hell do they all know Their little tricks can help my fix I’m here like this I must confess I guess I’m powerless Just! Less! “Think you’re the only one that’s suffered? We’ve all been through it here, but we haven’t given up, we’re still human beings. You have mortal damage. You are nothing.” I went looking for the fine white house, with the picket fence And the fine white spouse, And the bottle, Of a bottle, That could allow me to move the blues They told me I could just say ‘no’ But what the hell do they all know Their little tricks can help my fix I’m in a mess I must confess I guess I’m powerless Powerless! Powerless! “They say that home is where the heart is… broken”
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 25, 2025
“Oh, the bringer of strangers, the agony of breath… And I’ll enjoy making you enjoy it.” Color me palid, With a pat on the back He’s got a suitcase for a homeward journey Wine and water It must be good When we learned about love We thought that life came through the blood But I’ve learned, Death comes faster Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! It’s in the blood And I wash my hands with this world’s blood And I wash my hands with this world’s blood I wash my hands with this world’s blood, Blood! Color me palid, With his back turned to the world Showing that he bleeds this disease Until the whole world’s got it It must be good When we learned about love We thought that life came through the blood But I’ve learned, Death comes faster Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! It’s in the blood And I wash my hands with this world’s blood And I wash my hands with this world’s blood I wash my hands with this world’s blood, Blood! Blood! If I’m good, Blood, on the world Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
Submitted by johnmansley — Apr 25, 2025
“This town needs an enema!” “Well, shit, I go to the field, you know, and I beg you with a sheep… oh man… “Oh shit!” Well, I’ve been living in this town too long I’ve been standing up here, like a scoundrel, singing you these stupid songs Someone let the cows out of the barn Climb aboard my Caterpillar, Leave this town, who gives a darn? “Not my time… not my time.” “Hahaha!” But then we couldn’t leave here if we tried Integral, come now baby, Stalkin’, rock in’ mountain high, Hee! Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw Well, like a bunch of hungry ‘lopes, Came the California folks Focus on the family of shame Saddle up your steers and fears, Let’s go find some queers, and beat ‘em Don’t you hear this fucked up call, They’re calling your name Hee! Haw! Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw We’ll castr-ate them too Hate until your face turns blue We’re dumber than the shit we’re stepping in Go grab your hat and grab your leather, Nevermind the nasty weather Coots Lite, my appetite, is hungrier than a sea Hee! Haw! Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw (neigh) Hee-hee, hee, haw, haw, haw Dance, you cowboy motherfucker! (cheering)
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 25, 2025