Zombie Claus
It's tradition, cheer, and festivities Jolly I am the one, it's time for Christmas fun Flyin' through the trees, sleigh bells jingling Sack all full of toys, bringing Christmas joy To every boy and girl all over the world Spread seasons greetings and slide down the chimneys And give all the gifts 'cause I'm Santa Claus Sit on my lap and tell me what you want Then I'll add it to my list 'cause I'm Santa Claus Maker of the list, gonna check it twice Gonna find out if you're naughty or nice Sleigh up in the sky as the reindeer fly Can you hear the hooves landing on your roof? Got a round belly, a bowl full of jelly I eat all them cookies, I'm Santa Claus I raise such a clatter, you'll see what's the matter I'll fill up your stocking, I'm Santa Claus (Here comes Santa, here comes Santa) Have you been a good girl this year? (Hear those sleigh bells, jingle jangle) Have you been a bad boy this year? Let them sugar plums dance inside your head I may watch you sleep as you lay in bed Elves all make my toys, they can never die Work 'em to the bone, whip 'em if they cry Don't you dare pout and you better watch out Since I'm coming to your town 'cause I'm Santa Claus North Pole dictator with elves for slave labor And eight flying reindeer, I'm Santa Claus Sees you sleeping, sees you awake Have you been a bad girl this year? Better be good for goodness sake Have you been a good boy this year? Spread seasons greetings and slide down the chimneys And give all the gifts 'cause I'm Santa Claus Sit on my lap and tell me what you want Then I'll add it to my list 'cause I'm Santa Claus
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026