Ultra Mega Fast
My car is fast Your car is not fast Your car is slow My car is not slow My car's so fast Way faster than your car which is not as fast as my car Your car sucks, you'll be eatin' my dust, because it's Super ultra, ultra mega Ultra mega fast So fast! It's really, really fast, yeah It's really, really Really, really, really, really Really, really, really, really Really, really, really, really Really, really, really, really fast! Fast car! My car's like, "nyooom" Your car's like, "thbbbbt" My car's like, "brrrr!" Your car's like, "brrrr..." Don't you know it's Super Ultra Mega It's super ultra, ultra mega Ultra mega fast It's super ultra, ultra mega Ultra mega fast My car yes, you car no My car fast, you car slow You'vе got to radiate your carburetor Carburet your rеgulator Regulate your alternator Alternate your radiator Radiate the incubator Incubate the alligator Alligate the indicator Indicate my car is really cool Cool car! My car's like, "vroom, vroom" Your cars like, "wah-wah" My car's all "wooo!" Your car's all "booo!" Don't you know it's Super Ultra Mega It's super ultra, ultra mega, ultra mega fast It's super ultra, ultra mega, ultra mega fast (Fast! Fast!) Ultra mega fast (Fast! Fast!) Ultra mega fast It's super ultra, ultra mega, ultra mega fast It's super duper, duper uber, ultra mega fast! My car yes, you car no My car fast, you car slow
Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 22, 2026