Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3-D
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What's up bitches? We are Psychostick I like to yell things into the microphone And say bad words... monkeyfucker Hey, you guys feel that right there? You feel how the bass tickles your genitals? You know where you are right now? Take a wild guess You're at a concert You're at a show This is a concert This is a show Live shows are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a concert) Concerts are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a live show) Start up a moshpit Mosh pits are badass Start up a moshpit Go fuck some shit up Make some fucking noise Thanks, that helps my self esteem Let me see those horns Now you are metal Show me your middle fingers You guys are dicks Now get your keys in the air Now fucking jingle those keys Put your keys away And give your neighbor a hug Ahh, you guys are sweet You're at a concert Concerts are badass You're at a live show Live shows are bad, fuckin', ass
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
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Excuse me, my eyes are up here Yeah, but your boobs are down there Boobs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Victoria, your Secret's out All bras do is get in the way So let yo puppies out to play Squish them boobs all up on me Hell yeah Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights Can Bring out a smile in every straight man (And some chicks too) Now I want you to reveal What you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!) Glory to boobs Fleshy mountains up high They're so wonderful they make me want to cry I wanna grab 'em I wanna shake 'em I wanna NOM NOM BECAUSE BOOBS I wanna squeeze 'em I wanna slap em I wanna punch 'em BECAUSE BOOBS BECAUSE BOOBS BECAUSE BOOBS Boobs go bouncy when you dance Worthy of a second glance Shimmy them ladies to and fro My happiness begins to grow If I had a room full of boobs That would be my favorite room If you think your boobs just get in the way You are wrong. Boobs are great Men with boobs I do not like Put on a shirt and take a hike Chicks with boobs are really cool Especially when they're in a pool A's, B's, C's are all okay As long as they never go away Consensual sex is alright with me I really like your boobs Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly A couple of supple and simple delights Can Bring out a smile in every straight man (unless you're an ass guy) Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel (MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!) Thy boobs be done 'cuz they're funbags of fun A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun I wanna grab 'em I wanna shake 'em I wanna NOM NOM BECAUSE BOOBS I wanna squeeze 'em I wanna slap em I wanna punch 'em BECAUSE BOOBS BECAUSE BOOBS BECAUSE BOOBS BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE Now we all know where this song's about to go Start your engines, cuz it's time to motorboat Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away If you did, then I wouldn't see your boobs Aw, come on... bring them back... boobs There's your boobs There they are! Boobs
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
...Wearing Viking helmets and they're like shooting lasers at each other It's like, it's just fucking epic, dude And you should, you should see the one where, like, the guy has the vacuum cleaner And he's like (No) running over the, over the rug (Dude) and then like...but Um, yeah, um, kind of reminds me of something we've been meaning to talk to you about (Yeah) Help me out here, uh, I mean Yeah, it... I don't know how to put this, uh, gently, so, uh I'm just gonna come out and say it, uh Your, uh, your positive vibes and your, and your attitude Your positive attitude, your, you know, just being happy in general Is just not good for metal (Yeah, man) And we need to, we need to, we need to put a stop to it, man We're here for you, though No, dude, I feel the hate and darkness Dude, you're smiling right now This isn't a smile! It's an upside down frown! No, dude, there hasn't been one negative thing to come out of your mouth Since we left and got on tour, dude Get fuckin' angry! We gotta carry all this hate weight on our shoulders and you have, you're not helping You gotta share the hate weight Yeah I hate...not eating cupcakes Oh, come on, man, you can do better than that, dude! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a start (Okay) It's something I hate when the day goes...pretty good Jesus You need to go to the vet and get yourself a hate puppy Do you love the puppy? No, you hate, you hate it, you hate it 'cause it hates you (Hate puppy) You need a good, warm, light beer in you every once in a while, man What about, what about lukewarm? Or you can just take a really good beer and just drink it really hot Yeah Microwave it (Flat) Yeah, put it in the microwave for a little while, see if that works Think about what you hate, man I hate... Fuck Oh man, we got a long... No, I got this, I got this, I got this I hate when...I'm playing the guitar and I break a, I break a string Okay, okay, destruction, destruction's pretty cool, man That's what you gotta start thinking about Okay, okay, I hate...I do hate warm beer Yeah, oh man, you can spit it on me I don't know how I've never seen this before, but Can I hate you? Dude, you need to hate me like warm beer, buddy
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
I hate you Well I hate your hate for me I hate the way he said that he hates your hate Well your hate can go fuck itself Well your fuck can go hate itself I hate all that shit. Including what I'm saying right now Don't you hate when you walk down the street and you see somebody that you hate (hate hate hate) Don't you hate when you wake and you're late and you think of something that you hate (hate, hate, hate hate hate) Don't you hate when your mom's gonna bake you a cake and the frosting is grape (hate hate hate) Don't you hate when you're out on a date at the lake and she wants to procreate Embrace your hate Hate tastes great Hate your hate Love to hate Hate times eight Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate I hated that riff Well I hated that chorus I hate your stupid hat Well I hate those fucking antlers Don't you hate when you can't concentrate while you skate and you can't figure eight (hate hate hate) Don't you hate when you buy real estate with a loan with a high interest rate I hate you times two I hate you times a billion I hate you times infinity I hate you times infinity plus one Well I hate you times infinity plus fuck you Don't you hate Alexander the Great in a cape as he conquers Kuwait (hate hate hate) Don't you hate when your mate's overweight and you're waiting for a chance to masturbate Embrace your hate Hate tastes great Translate hate Hass ist groß (Ja) Hate times eight Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate I hate it when songs build up like this And I hate breakdowns Man I hate it when bands screw around with a beat while trying to show off Hate long naps Hate ice caps Hate romance Hate wearin' pants Hate cholesterol Hate the name Paul Hate no food Hate YouTube Don't you hate sunny days when the weather is great and there's nothing to hate Don't you hate when you paid for a crate full of bait and you dislike fishing Great dislike Hate your bike Hate flying kites Hate snake bites Hate flying snakes Hate is great Appreciate All my hate Hate times eighteen Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
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I was taking a walk during my lunch break, and I came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans. He looked me right in the eye, and then he said: Keep it down, the FBI is watching me They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs The CIA gave me LSD Political bum, Political bum He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets Striking up debates with everyone that he meets, wow yeah Political bum, political bum Political Political bum, political bum Political I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food." My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam They have a sex tape with Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right You sank my partisanship The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up. Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves The DMV is run by alien sex slaves 911 was an upside job Somebody kill the fucking whales Political bum, Political bum He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell, oh no Political bum, political bum Political Political bum, political bum Political You won't never get me back on a plane I caught herpes from the TSA JFK shot Abraham Lincoln Somebody give me some change Political bum, Political bum He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum I see him on the corner almost everyday I think he takes his showers at the YMCA, that's right The YMCA, the YMCA The YMC Political bum, political bum Political Political bum, political bum Political Political bum, political bum Political
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
That Guy: Hey, you're "Beer Is Good", right? Rob: Heh. Well, actually, my name is Rob- That Guy: Hell yeah, beer is good man! I love that there beer song, but- Hey! Come on man, sing it for me, right now! Rob: What? N-no, not here... I-I- That Guy: Oh, come on man! Come on, sing it for me! You know the words! "Beer is good, beer is good, beer is good!" Rob: ...and stuff... That Guy: Whoo! Yeah! Hell yeah, beer is good, man! Hey man, I'll tell you what, I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur myself! What kind of beers you like? Rob: Well, um, I like imports... uh, darker beers like Killian's, Newcastle, Guinness- That Guy: Well, I ain't never done heard of any of those beers, but I tell you that, I really like the, uh, Natty Light, the Keystone, the, uh, Milwaukee's Best... say, you ever heard of PBR? Rob: ...yeah, I have That Guy: Yeah, man, I dunno what it stands 'fer, I just know that that's what I've always called it. But I tell you, this one time, I was drinkin' some of that there PBR while cuttin' the lawn, and there was this damn tree I kept runnin' over with the damn tractor! Well, that damn tractor kept stallin' on me but I didn't see a dent on it... 'course on the count that I was so drunk so the next time it went out on me, I stuck my hand up in that sum'bitch anyways, and before I knew it - WHAM! I lost my damn fingers! Well, I was so drunk and frunk from drinkin' nothing but the damn PBR, so I just kept mowin' that damn tree trunk. 'Bout twenty minutes later, this guy came up...
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
GRRRR!
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Alright, who did it, who did it, admit Admit to your transgression a guilty conscience needs confession Don't dare deny it, don't hide it, don't fight it Denied abominations will lead to investigations You gotta take responsibility for your flatulence You gotta take responsibility for your gas You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass Oh God, oh God, oh God It's the wrath of the burrito Roll down the window A methane crescendo Roll down the window Roll down the window Roll down the window Alright, that does it, that does it, who was it We'll find the guilty party who's been doing all the farting Somebody's lying, you're lying, he's lying We'll beat the truth out of you for the suffering we've gone through You gotta take responsibility for your flatulence You gotta take responsibility for your gas You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass It's the wrath of the taco Roll down the window Or maybe the nachos Roll down the window Roll down the window Roll down the window The gas is building up, it's reaching lethal doses We all will soon be found, dead while holding our noses Oh God, it's smells like death in here Oh God, The time for truth is near because He that smelt it dealt it He that sniffs it gives it (no you did it) He that smelt it dealt it He who denied it supplied it (no you did it) What do you mean It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't What do you mean It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't Or maybe it was Ha ha ha ha Smell my stench you fuckers
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
I met her one day at the grocery store She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores I Said to her smores are sweet but I'm sweeter She laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer" Oh smores I met her later for a cup of coffee Something strange about the way she looked at me I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her "Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper Oh shit My new clingy girlfriend... Loves to text me all night My clingy girlfriend Is jealous of all kinds of Women, my friends, my dog my Xbox All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend A year goes by, and she moves in with me My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink I had a drum set I played but she pawned it At her friends wedding She reached for the bouquet and she caught it AWKWARD She spends her time looking at wedding dresses Rings and cakes and flowers YEAH, she's kind of obsessed I think it's time to consider other options Cuz I suspect that she's poking holes in the condoms Need proof I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when I told her "I'm not ready for this level of commitment" She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm And began to pull my hair out While expressing her resentment And then she told me She would murder my whole family, my coworkers And the girl who took my order that day at Wendy's Then she set the house on fire And ran screaming right outside And I felt guilty as the flames reflected off her teary eyes So I took her back And now she won't let me have my car Or my dog or my beer or my porn My bathroom, my guitar, my pool table My camera. my iPhone, my website My Macbook Pro or my iPad My vitamins or my coffee maker The internet or my waffle iron My tools, my washer dryer combo Riding lawnmower, my fuel filter or my PS3 Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
Dentist Dentist Dentist Dentist Going to the dentist Going to the dentist and it's gonna suck Sitting in the waiting room Waiting for my turn to sit on the throne of pain While filling out various legal documents All starting to look the same My insurance information and my medical history I don't know if they want me to Excuse me, did you have any questions about the form? Yes, as a matter of fact I do Do I fill out this part here too Oh, don't worry about that, we'll fill that part out. If you're ready the doctor will see you now Hello, I'm Dr. Taylor. How are you today? Fine That's great! What we're gonna do is take a few x-rays then we'll see what we need to take care of, okay? Sit back regret how it all has come to this I know that I should have been brushing All that plaque was having a party I've been dreading this exact moment Open wide, the fun begins now she's Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Putting a bunch of shit in my mouth Now I'm feeling Pain, suck, sucking pain, that sucks Poking and prodding and pressing and probing and Pulling all feels utterly violating Suck, pain, painful suck, that hurts Drilling and filling and digging and yanking and Scraping is something I think is unnerving Smooth jazz adds to my misery Easy listening while they are raping my poor teeth (teeth) I lost a fight to tooth decay, tooth extraction Feels like they're digging out my brains (brains) This is not the oral care I prefer I've got a bunch of cavities to fill before another tooth falls out Lie helpless and let them dig out the nerve I need another shot of Novocain to numb it while my teeth get plowed Okay, here's your free toothbrush and I'll see you in six months. Bye
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026
[Lyrics: Key, Jimmy Grant] One, two, five, four, me count so poor. (gonna count, gonna count, gonna count now) One, I can count to one. Two, I can count to two. Three, I can count to three. Four, I can't count no more. One, what comes after one? Two. What comes after two? Three. What comes after three? FOUR. I can only count to four. One, two, nine, ten. Lost count again. (gonna, count, gonna count, gonna count now). The numbers have all beaten you. You never made it through middle school. Your edu-ma-cation failed your mind. Now the numbers have left your brain behind. You can only count to four. We can only count to four. Math and numbers Lots of numbers
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 18, 2026
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