Sandwich

Hey, do you want to metal? I could metal Do you want to metal? I'll metal if you metal So we're going to metal? Yes, metal Then it is settled. We shall, metal

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

(Wah) Caffeine hyper make me (Wah) Caffeine happy make me (Wah) Red Bull crazy make me (Wah) (Wah) No Doz happy make me (Wah) Soda happy make me (Wah) Caffeine really make me Gugah, gugugah, gugah Gigigigigigi Caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine Caffeine, in my coffee Caffeine, in my Mountain Dew Caffeine, in espresso Caffeine, in my (sound) Caffeine, got me buzzing Caffeine, make me go all WEEE! Caffeine, got me wired Yeah Brew me a pot of fresh coffee Brew me a pot of fresh coffee Getting sleep is overrated Gimme a venti cafe latte Gimme a venti cafe latte I am very caffeinated Energy drinks replace water Energy drinks replace water Bowels feeling irritated Cappuccino is my mother Frappuccino is my lover Makes me feel exhilarated Brewing a pot of fresh coffee Brewing a pot of fresh coffee Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting Feeling fatigue as I'm waiting Eyelids begin to get heavy Eyelids begin to get heavy Consciousness gradually fading Consciousness gradually fading (Wah) Finally got me coffee (Wah) Brain is operating (Wah) Hopelessly addicted (Wah) (Wah) Caffeine hyper make me (Wah) Caffeine happy make me (Wah) Caffeine really make me Gugah gugugah yugugah gugugah Yugugah gugugah yugugah gugugah Yu gugugugugugugugugugugugugu Nuts Yeah, that's right! I'll be right back, I'm gonna go take a shower Hey, where ya goin? Yeah, what the hell man? We just started to metal

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

For all you out there Who are dirty and weary For all those out there Smelling stinky and sour For all you out there Who are in need of cleansing I hope you're prepared 'Cause it's time... to shower Take off your clothes Pick up the soap Get in the tub Turn on the water and check on the temperature Curtain facade Pull on the knob Water on face This is the place to be Time to get nice and clean Shower Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing Killing bacteria build-up on your body Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that Night of getting laid When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing Having a blast with the water that you're flinging Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long The water's warm and so inviting and it's Cold outside I want to stay in here forever where the Steam doth rise (Shower) Better wash behind your ears (Shower) Better get between your toes (Shower) Don't forget your belly button It's shower time you bitches (Shower) Do your best to get your back (Shower) Let the soap run down your crack (Shower) Private parts need your attention It's shower time you bitches Get everywhere Shampoo your hair Rinse it all out Cleaning is done today Time to procrastinate Stay in the shower Another half hour Hot water hog Pounding on door beings Time for the fun to end Shower Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing Killing bacteria build-up on your body Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that Night of getting laid When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing Having a blast with the water that you're flinging Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long The water's warm and so inviting and it's Cold outside I want to stay in here forever where the Steam doth rise (Shower) Better wash behind your ears (Shower) Better get between your toes (Shower) Don't forget your belly button It's shower time you bitches (Shower) Do your best to get your back (Shower) Let the soap run down your crack (Shower) Private parts need your attention It's shower time you bitches Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub Hey, hurry up in there! I've gotta go number two!

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Josh: You know Rob, I was thinking. You know, I mean, we've done a lot of touring, sold a lot of CD's, you know, and, I really think that we need, it's really important that we remain humble, and grounded, and not let the success go to our heads, you know what I mean? Rob: Yeah... Josh, you know I've been thinking about that too, and uh.. Fuck that! We're the greatest band ever!

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

P is the best letter In the whole alphabet Because it starts the Name of The greatest band ever The greatest band ever Happens to be the one You are now listening to We're the greatest band ever God we fuckin' rule We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each with a warp drive so we can tour the universe, and yachts made out of the bones of endangered species. Oh, we should have our band name carved into the moon, so that fans can always see our band name, and we should have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect our ruby-encrusted palaces! Yeah, that R is the second best letter Of those mentioned Because it starts the name of The greatest singer ever The greatest singer ever Happens to be the one You are now listening to I'm your favorite singer ever God I fuckin' rule You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick! I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have 2, in every state! And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi J is a better letter Than the ones that you've heard Because it starts the name of The guys playing stringed instruments We are the ones that Destroy your faces off Because we break it down Feel it Just kidding Hey, let's do A. A is a good letter too, right? La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la-la The greatest band ever La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la la la P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K That's how you spell our name Get it fuckin' right Or we'll burn down your club

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

I've been stuck At this stupid job for far too long And I just don't know How much more of it I can take before I lose it How can people that you see every day Turn so evil when they come in and pay For a burger and some fries then they yell I swear I must be in a living May I help you? Tell me how you're doing on this very lovely day Would you like to try a double bacon burger with a shake I can fake a smile of a kind that you've never seen 'Cause my manager is a bigger douche than you could ever be Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do That's when they come And they go and they come And then they go and they come Then one after the other That's when they come And they go and they come And then they go and they come Then one after the other I don't think That I can take another day But I have to pay The rent or I am gonna get evicted I don't wanna go to work but I must Modest pay, turn away in disgust Deal with people that just like to complain Their sane is dead, they long to dish out Let me get the manager Tell me what's the problem, is there something I can do Do you have yourself a boggle here that I can help you through I am very sorry that we got your order wrong If you give me just a second I can fix it in a jiffy Moron Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do Leave me alone I've got work to do That's when they come And they go and they come And then they go and they come Then one after the other That's when they come And they go and they come And then they go and they come Then one after the other (Ahhh) That's when they come And they come and they come And then they come and they come Then one after the other (Ahhh) That's when they come And they go and they come And then they go and they come Then one after the other One right after the other And here comes another Oh, heh, how considerate of you to come in and order five minutes before we close. We already shut everything down, and cleaned it all up. But we'll go right ahead and fire those grills back up, just for you, champ No, no, it's cool. I don't even wanna go home. Especially not after a twelve hour shift with no lunch break. My reason for living is to serve YOU You know why? Because the customers always right, right? The customer is always right I'll kill you I'll kill all you Hey, where are you going You forgot your fries You know what? I quit

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

All day I was working a shitty job with shitty pay My only motivation was leftovers from yesterday I come home to find that my lasagna is all gone You're the only culprit, now the line must be drawn I hate you, you ate my food I hate you, you killed my mood I hate you, that was so rude I hate you, don't eat my food Those are my taquitoes and those cupcakes belong to me Don't you fucking eat them or death will find you in your sleep That's my frozen pizza and those are my burritos too Don't you fucking touch them or you'll be eating through a tube I hate you, you ate my food I hate you, you killed my mood I hate you, that was so rude I hate you, you ate my food I hate you, you killed my mood I hate you, that was so rude I hate you How would you like it if I ate all your shit? You get what you payed for, I have no food You get what you payed for, you ate my food You get what you payed for, I get repaid You get what you payed for, by eating you Dude, chill, it was just a burrito Don't Eat My Food And now, fun with duct tape

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

I wish I had a taco with plenty of hot sauce But all that I've got is a box of crackers I wish I had a pizza with mushrooms and sausage But all that I've got is a jar of mayonnaise The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got three more days Till I get paid Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take Of eating ramen noodles I wish I had a waffle All yummy and covered with syrup and butter And fresh strawberries I wish I had an omelet The kind that you stop just to get at IHOP With some hash browns and coffee The fridge is so empty Good food is so tempting I've got two more days Till I get paid Take away my suffering I can't go on with things this way There's only so much that I can take Of eating dry Cheerios Okay, there's gotta be something to eat here. Let's see A bag of spaghetti, no tomato sauce A box of taco shells, no ground beef A box of baking soda. I cannot eat that. Or can I? Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch I'll pay you back on Friday Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch Spot me for lunch I'll pay you back real soon I wish I had some ice cream With plenty of chocolate syrup on top of it Maybe whipped cream Oh man, that sounds so good right now

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

The other day I went to the store to get a gallon of milk But then I found out that they only had One percent, but not two percent One percent, but not two percent One percent, but not two percent One percent, but not two percent I want two percent, I got one percent I still got it on sale, I saved, 39 cents Attention shoppers, don't forget about our buy one, get one free special on hot pockets and 12 packs of Mr. Pibb (Ah) I've got to get to aisle 5 right now, because Mr. Pibb and hot pockets are buy one get one free Out of the way, old lady Out of the way, I'm shopping Oh, look at the price on pickles Out of the way, you people Out of the way, everybody I've got to get bread, eggs, grapes, oltec, TP, salt, toothpaste, deodorant, chips, pees, corn, cheese, porn? Spaghettios, salt, cups, sprite, kitty litter, bleach, yogurt, Oreos, Jaeger, cheerios, what am I forgetting? What am I forgetting? What am I forgetting? Oh yeah, beer

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

You're actually right about Mega Man 3, I mean it is a bad-ass game, but think about this. Mega Man 2, doctor Wily's castle is the shit. You know, I mean.. That's nice and all dude but in Mega Man 3, you fight the Mega Man 2 bosses again with the Mega Man 3 weapons. Therefore, making it superior Hey man Do you guys realize that there's like a ton of songs about food on this new CD? Dude, what do you have against food? Don't get me wrong man. If food was a band I'd be at every show. But eh, don't you think we should write at least one song that would you know, like.. sell? Dude what if food WAS band? Not only would I be at every show, I'd buy every one of their CDs. But, what would food play? Hmm. I don't know, a sandwich?

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

I know what you're thinking You're thinking, "This is a song" Well I guess I'll just have to show you Exactly where you are wrong! Why aren't you hearing the cheese? Why aren't you feeling the ham? If you don't listen you'll miss it You don't understand I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice To make it clear to your brain Until you've taken a bite It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR! (Be-cause) This is not a song, it's a sandwich! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a sandwich! Now no more of your vile and filthy lies (This is a song) No, it's a sandwich! (Uh... But, it's a song) No, it's a sandwich! So what are you thinking? Still think this is a song? Do you require more proof? Do you enjoy being wrong? Why aren't you hearing the meat? Why aren't you feeling the bread? If you don't listen, you'll miss it You're making me sad I will explain it all once I can explain it all twice And then again and again Until you've taken a bite! It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point (Be-cause!) This is not a song, it's a sandwich! What would make you think otherwise? This is not a song, it's a sandwich! It's really just a hoagie in disguise (I'm pretty sure this is a song) No, it's a sandwich! (Song!) Sandwich! (Song!) Sandwich! (Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) No, it's a sandwich! Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami Noodles, pizza, tires, crowbars! You bought (or stole!) This dumb CD Now you are suffering Driving home, working out Or at your job At your house, or wherever On your iPod

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Girl directions Girl directions Ok, so this is how you get here. You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north. Don't get on the 60 though or else you're totally going to be going the wrong way Girl directions Girl directions So, you're gonna wanna get off on an exit called McDowell, ah, er, no wait, is it McKellips ... It's, it's Mc-something. And then you make sure that you stay to the left while you're turning right 'cause you're gonna need to go left right after you turn... Oh, wait, hold on that's my other line Gimme the fuckin' address Just gimme the fuckin' address you bitch Gimme the fuckin' address I'm using a GPS Girl directions Girl directions Ok, I'm back. Anyways, so just keep on going straight. You're gonna pass a Taco Bell, you're gonna go up this little hill thingy... No wait! Do you know where the Bed, Bath & Beyond is? Girl directions Girl directions Ashley, what's the name of the street right after the Bed, Bath & Beyond? Ashley! Ugh, ok, you know what, just turn right after the church, Jesus, place and... Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard, like seriously the biggest tree you've ever seen. Go past that and then it's the house with the blue sedan, family-looking car. You can't miss it Gimme the fuckin' address Just gimme the fuckin' address you bitch Gimme the fuckin' address I'm using a GPS What the fuck do you mean turn right while I'm going left? Your directions are shit! You know what, your directions are Bed, Bath & Beyond comprehension, fuck! Ahh

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

You're an orange You're an orange You're an orange You're round and juicy and sweet You're an orange You're an orange You're an orange You're full of vitamin C Here in my hand sits a lovely orange And it's round and I think it has a really yummy taste And its skin has pores and its juice is sweet And it peels and I gotta say I think it's kinda neat Sweet oranges You're filled with Generous amounts of supplements Like natural folate, thiamin and magnesium That's better Than the content that is found within your standard apple Passion fruit, honeydew or plum Have you had your V8 today (No way) Have you had your V8 today (No way) Have you had your V8 today (No way) Well have you had your V8 today You're just drinking a pizza You're just drinking a pizza You're just drinking a pizza Tomatoes really are fruit You're an orange You're an orange You're an orange You're round and juicy and sweet You're an orange (you're an orange) You're an orange (you're an orange) You're an orange (you're an orange You're full of vitamin C Here in my hand sits a lovely orange And it's orange and I think it makes a really handy snack And it comes with seeds or it comes without Take a bite, get a seed, and you'll wanna spit it out Sweet oranges You are in Genus citrus and you come from trees That have white flowers and sometimes reach fifty feet in height Your pulp has Tightly packed membranous juice cells packed into a wedge that Tastes real good when I take a bite Have you had your V8 today (No way) Have you had your V8 today (No way) Have you had your V8 today (No way) Well have you had your V8 today You're just drinking a pizza You're just drinking a pizza You're just drinking a pizza Tomatoes really are fruit (Fruit) You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange, orange, orange You're an orange (you're an orange) You're an ahhh You're an oohh You're an orange You're an oohhr You're an orange You're an orange You're an oohhr You're an orange

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

*Vomit* *toilet flushes* It's not so funny now, is it?

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you find every thought you have's about it Do you ache every second you're without it Does it feel like your very soul's on fire A burning desire Do you hate anyone who keeps you from it Would you anything until you got it Would you slay a thousand zombies If it meant you were gonna get one Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you want a taco (taco) Do you (Do you) Do you Do you feel inner peace because you hold it Would you fall in despair if you had dropped it Does it meet every need you have inside You feel so alive Do you crave all the simple pleasures of it Does the taste qualify to call transcendent Can you claim that to taste it is to know the mind of God What can I get you? I would like 4,000 tacos and 1 diet coke How many tacos? Uh, that would be 4,000 Four THOUSAND tacos and 1 diet coke? Yes sir Do you consume it or does it consume Do you consume it or does it consume Does it consume you Do you consume it or does it consume Do you consume it or does it consume You

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Jimmy: Na na na na na na...na na...na na... Jimmy: Yeah? Rob: Hey Jimmy, sorry to interrupt, but uh, Big Jim just called, so give him a call back whenever you get a chance Jimmy: Alright sweet Rob: Cool dude Jimmy: Thanks man. Na na na na na na na na na...na na na na naaa na naaa na naaa... Rob: Dude... Jimmy: Yeah? Rob: Oh, y-you busy? Jimmy: Um, I'm trying to write a serious... Rob: Oh. I'm sorry dude. I'll...I'll leave you alone Jimmy: Thank you. Alright. What if the world was made of rainbows...What if the world was made of rainbows... Rob: Dude, I'm sorry... You just can't wait, man! You know what a funny word is? Jimmy: Hm? Rob: Balls! Jimmy: Thank you Rob Rob: No, no, think about it! Balls! Jimmy: Alright, I get it Rob. I get it. Balls. Thank you. I'm ...writing a...song Rob: Okay okay Jimmy: Fuck. Alright. Ah, okay, it was, uh... What if the world was made of rainbows, you would be the first one to be... Rob: Hey dude! Look what I found it's like a dog toy that's shaped like a shark and it ...squeaks Jimmy: I am trying to write a serious song! Rob: But-bu... Jimmy: Serious song! When we sell a million albums because I wrote a serious song, you will be kissing my ass! Leave me alone, with... the... squeaky... thing. Please

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Woah, yeah Woah-oh Woah yeah, oh woah yeah Woah, yeah Well this is the part of the song Where I talk about emotions And this is the part of the song Where I sing about how I feel so cold inside And this is where my producer told me To say "Yeah" (Yeah!) This chorus is so freakin' catchy You will never be able to get this song Out of your head Out of your head For the rest of your life Well this is the verse sounding Just like the verse you heard before, yeah But if you please take note That the lyrics are slightly different than last time We're killin' time Until we're at the chorus Again This chorus is so freakin' catchy You will never be able to get this song Out of your head Out of your head For the rest of your life Love every night Love every day Love is everywhere And it's here to stay I will be with you You will be with me For all eternity Let's sell a million albums! Ooh! Yeah! Rock! This pretty bridge has no distortion Drum fill! And here we are back at the chorus Don't you remember the one that is So freakin' catchy, it's stuck In your head For the rest of your life... And once again repeat the chorus For dramatic effect to remind you That it will be stuck In your head For the rest of your life

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Who likes vaginas I do, I do Who likes vaginas That would be me

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Die, or I will kill you! Until you die From when I killed you And you'll have died And I'll have killed you And you'll be die And I'll be kill you People die Flowers die Seasons die Elders die Species die Planets die Love die A lot Puppies die Squirrels die Engines die Pandas die Cookies die Monkeys die Death die A lot Kitties die Bunnies die Cell phones die Gerbils die Waffles die Trees grow? No, die a lot Friends die Happy die Hugs die Unicorns die Santa die Zombies live? You die a lot You, me, him, her Everyone's gonna die Us, them, they Come on, everybody die (Tell me don't ya wanna die) Come on, everybody die (Tell me don't ya wanna die) Come on, everybody die (Tell me don't ya wanna die) Come on, everybody die Die until you're dead And now we die Josh, die Jake, die Jimmy, die Alex, die Me, die a lot

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing If you engage in spam, there's something you should know That I will hunt you down And I'll destroy you Burn in hell I get online, then notice I have email I click my inbox, and see, ah what the fuck 20 emails, all coming from the same guy I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size And what is this, I won a brand new XBOX I click the link, and I get 50 pop-ups Try to close 'em, my PC takes a shit on me There is no rubber for electronic STD's For every spam I get I'm gonna make you eat your own shit For every spam I get I'm gonna choke you with your own dick Thank you for ruining the internet, fuck face Thank you for ruining the internet, donkey balls Thank you for ruining the internet, cooter cream Thank you for ruining the internet, dick I get rebooted, and get back to my email I got some forwards, a lame joke from mom Keep on searching for anything legitimate I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it And what is this, Shania Twain all naked I click the link and I get dicks on the screen Endless dickage, colossal disappointment I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment For every spam I get I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick For every spam I receive You're gonna get to gargle your pee For every spam I get later I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grater For every spam you send me I'm gonna do, something, like, really, not good Thank you for ruining the internet, shit lick Thank you for ruining the internet, penis steak Thank you for ruining the internet, anal butter Thank you for ruining the internet, cunt The internet is a wonderful place. The ability to retrieve information on any subject or communicate with anybody around the world is a significant step to world peace and the evolution of the human race. And then you got these assholes who gotta be like "I'm gonna shit all over this precious gift to mankind. Oh yeah the answers are out there, but you gonna have to dig through this colossal pile of shit to get at them." Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet Thank you for ruining the internet

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Your pubes are on the soap 'cause you never wash em off And I never say a thing There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes And I never say a thing Well I'll move your bookmark to a different page I'll let your hamster out of its cage I'll call you names when you just left the room I'll draw mustaches on pictures of you Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation at all Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation You haven't got a job and you owe me for the rent And I never do a thing You always eat my food and you're hogging up the shower And I never do a thing Well I'll put a scratch on your favorite CD I'll tell your friends you watch CMT I'll steal your change that you dropped on the floor I won't tell you when I go to the store Hey man Hey Where'd you go? Uhh to the store Oh well yeah I kinda needed some toilet paper. It'd be awesome if you could let me Know when you do stuff like that I'll be sure to let ya know next time You won't You won't see this coming at all You won't You won't see this coming Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly In retaliation justice will be dealt because I Farted on your door handle (you got more comin') I took a roll of toilet paper (no mercy) I gave your dog diarrhea (you got more comin') I threw away your phone charger (so take that bitch) So take that bitch So take that bitch You had enough bitch So take that bitch You want more bitch So take that bitch So take that bitch How could you prove it was me That's called passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation at all Passive vengeance Passive vengeance No direct confrontation (dialogue)

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

Psychostick would like to thank the following people who donated their hard-earned cash to make this album possible David Quigley Adam Price Joe Ramsay Richard Nettleton Eric "Magic Chicken" Rich Ware Scott Butler Floris Van Dalen Ben Soderlund Drew Warren Brandon Dizl Austin Eric Mann Slick Bob David True Anthony Musco Michael Spikes Joseph Bouthiette Jr Ryan Huprich Jason Gates Corey "Hey Big Guy" Sandstrom Troy Krasovec Matt Currier Will Fuckin' Coles Cory Duggan Clayton Snyder Intern 2 Jessie Cook John Cook Dustin Habecker Caleb Turner Robert McNally Sigziggy Boomholzer Katherine Shanahan Blake Grotewold David Richardson Christopher McNally Will Jeremy Coleslaw McLaurin Shawn Gibbs Zach Stiles Chip Atkins Brian Dickey Todd Clark Rachel Silverton AbbyLynch Patrick Knasiak John Wallentowski Cody The Ninja Kris Quinn George Benjamin Steve Bergerson Chad Irwin Mitch Sweet Vinnie Donahue Teresa DeMuro Joe el Aldi Tom Korzuch Jugar The Destroyer Dylan Stephanisko John Ziriada Beartrap McMasters Jessica Gomez William Fisher Drew Perez Andy Davidson Eric Gomez Marc Golas Jason Pelletier Ignore Entertainment Ronald Hughes Dave "Shabootie" Neumann Gareth Hersh Michael Tauchen Kyle Ferenc Suck My Holstrom Darkside Entertainment Kyle "Chief" Davenport CJ the DJ Sam Micah Tim Stahl Joshua Pope The Marklars Michael Jones Chris Bowers David Buchanan Billy and Shumane Ryan Brown Levi Joseph Bradley Bob Clemens Miranda Thune Big Red Premeditated Murder Detox Mitch Larkins Nathan Palmer Chris Nickell Devin Parkko Kazh Brito Michel Jovet Max Shiffman Steven Dulas Jim Allen Drucken Ricky Greg Deleeuw Gabe Rivera Dave Baker Lucas Stucky Bob Sheldon Jay Hilyard Todd Gebhart Greg Core Gogi Jon Gibson Drew Field Mike Wright Mike Nath Jake Mensing Van Shane Kelli Batsch Bobby Ray Jim from NIHM Garrett Peterson Joey Stroman Frank White Shayla Houser Nicolas Autio Luke Hamilton Daniel Nix Justin Hensley Josh Carlson John Church Dan Spears Robbie Hess Shawn Crowe Marc Crouse Jocelyn Bernard David Lutz Devon Daines Jordan Remore Bad Ass Bob T.Z. 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Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026

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What if the world was made of glazed doughnuts? You would be like "Man, that's fuckin' sweet I can't believe the world is made of doughnuts." What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten In survival situations What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico? Or trapezoids? Or Texas and Hawaii? What if the world was made of other worlds Combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of doughnuts Making all the doughnut people pissed? What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like "Dude, this really sucks I do not want a face made out of bumblebees." What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like "OMG that's lame I want a dad made out of Ninja Robots." What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hotdog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass? And fire ants? And three-meat jambalaya? What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon That shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees Ensuring that there would be no escape? What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like "Awww, look at the puppy dog. Wahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy? Whatch'ya doin? Who's the puppy dog, you're the puppy dog, he's a puppy dog, the puppy doggies!" Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream? And nacho cheese? And pure sulfuric acid? What if the world was made of other...

Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026