Orgasm = Love (Live-Ish M.A.F. Version)
I can feel you in my heart Even though we drift apart And those words you spoke to me though I always disagree And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice 'cuz you won’t shut up Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi Whoa, yeah. Whoa, oh... I don't feel that I’m feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa, romance) And you know that I love you, when we're FUCKIN' 'Cuz orgasm equals love All my friends smile And they chuckle at pictures Of your bare moose knuckle Please don't feel like you're a slut when I'm peeing in your butt And I love to donkey punch you after I poop on your sheets And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you (Awww...) Whoa, yeah. Whoa, some more I don’t feel that I’m feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel (whoa...) And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies Cuz orgasm equals love I don't feel that I’m feeling your feelings About these feelings that you feel *Joshy quits the band* Let's get married, and have babies... Just kidding! Cuz orgasm equals love Cuz erections equals love Cuz ejaculation equals love Cuz...
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 22, 2026