Un-United Kingdom
Rule Brittania? The bitch's scammed ya No smiling Union Jacks My friends, I want my money back But what about the system? I think no one would miss them Brain-dead corpses in the House of Lords We could all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes (Chorus x2) 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom No, this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Brittania? What's she ever done for me? Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride And made the tourists hate me This Green and Emerald Isle? It's just 800 miles of bile High rise, car parks, ash tray dirt? Well, we could still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes CHORUS -instrumental break- Rule Brittania 'Cause England never, never will be saved Rule Brittania? Our first national scam Watches starving children on her TV screen While she's shacked up with her Uncle Sam CHORUS
Submitted by johnmansley — Mar 26, 2026
Everything sucks again Well, those are harsh words, my friend Just tell me "some things never change" Just tell me we're 2000 Everything sucks again But go back sleep, my good friends "You don't think they'd ever let us down?" "You don't think that we'd remember?" Everything sucks again But don't let it get ya, my friend Just tell me it's the first time No Tamagochi headline Everything sucks again? But then what the hell would I know? It's just Millennial dementia Just my stupid magazines We got nothing to see We got nothing to do We got nothing to take We got nothing to lose And there's nothing we like And there's nothing we like There's nothing we need You got nothing to say You got nothing to say 'Cause I'm telling you, everything sucks Everything sucks again Well, these are dark days, my friend Just tell me all those pretty lies Protect me from the downsized Everything sucks again But we'll play out happy to the end We'll all be paid in kind No contributions this time We got nothing to see We got nothing to do We got nothing to take We got nothing to lose And there's nothing we like And there's nothing we like There's nothing we need You got nothing to say You got nothing to say 'Cause I'm telling you, everything sucks Well, don't let it get you down 'Cause we'll put it back the next time No, I said just don't let it get you down Everything sucks again Well, those are harsh words, my friend Just tell me "some things never change" Just tell me we're 2000 We got nothing to see We got nothing to do We got nothing to take We got nothing to lose And there's nothing we like And there's nothing we like There's nothing we need You got nothing to say You got nothing to say 'Cause I'm telling you, everything sucks We got nothing to see We got nothing to see We got nothing to do We got nothing to take We got nothing to take We got nothing to lose And there's nothing we like And there's nothing we like There's nothing we need You got nothing to say You got nothing to say 'Cause I'm telling you, everything sucks
Submitted by johnmansley — Mar 26, 2026
I was born in this town (this town, this town, this town) And I lived here my whole life (my whole life, my whole life) And I'm probably going to die in this town And I lived here my whole life There's never anything to do in this town And I lived here my whole life There's kerosene around She's something to do There's kerosene around Find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, set me on fire (CHORUS) Set me on fire, kerosene Set me on fire, kerosene Set me on fire, kerosene Set me on fire, kerosene Set me on fire Never anything to do in this town And I lived here my whole life Nothing to do, sit around at home Sit around at home and stare at the walls Stare at each other, wait till we die Stare at each other, wait till we die Probably going to die in this town And I lived here my whole life There's kerosene around She's something to do Kerosene around, now what do we do? Jump kerosene, now what do we do? Kerosene around, there's nothing to do Jump kerosene, now what do we do? Never anything do in this town Never anything but jump kerosene Never anything do in this town Never anything but jump kerosene CHORUS
Submitted by johnmansley — Mar 26, 2026
Rule Brittania? The bitch's scammed ya No smiling Union Jacks My friends, I want my money back But what about the system? I think no one would miss them Brain-dead corpses in the House of Lords We could all learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes (Chorus x2) 'Cause this is not the United Kingdom No, this is not the United Kingdom This is not the United Kingdom This is not the UK Rule Brittania? What's she ever done for me? Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride And made the tourists hate me This Green and Emerald Isle? It's just 800 miles of bile High rise, car parks, ash tray dirt? Well, we could still learn a thing or two from Guy Fawkes CHORUS -instrumental break- Rule Brittania 'Cause England never, never will be saved Rule Brittania? Our first national scam Watches starving children on her TV screen While she's shacked up with her Uncle Sam CHORUS
Submitted by johnmansley — Mar 26, 2026