Praise the Lard

Doubting Trying Not to look at the face of the man who is dying To look for the face of the man who is lying The amber gambler is low and loaded His rusty steed turns to burn into my soul I hear the cries My body lies in sanctuary The long way home I cannot seek He knows the pain, its special place I know its look, I know its face White silver draws black lines Bright whites, the killing kind Two wrongs don't make a right Two blacks don't make a white Devotion isn't what it seems The broker of my broken dreams Hell is all that I see My cell is my sanctuary (Sanctuary) (Sanctuary) (Sanctuary) (Sanctuary) (My sanctuary) (My sanctuary) (My sanctuary) White silver draws black lines Bright whites, the killing kind Two wrongs don't make a right Two blacks don't make a white Devotion isn't what it seems The broker of my broken dreams Hell is all that I see My cell is my sanctuary My sanctuary There's a black space where my soul should be A gaping wound where my heart could be I feel so low, I feel like Christ I see my head is turning white The knuckles twisted raw and I'm so empty And there's no respite You prey together on the small Hell-vision shows it every night The amber gambler is low and loaded His rusty steed turns to burn into my soul I hear the cries My body lies in sanctuary The long way home is what I seek He knows the pain, its special place And I know your face

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

I hear the dog, he's barking tonight The first foot forward is the right The blood in the sands and the broken crutch The blood on my hands, whose magic touch? Yeah, yeah My, my Gasoline is burning! Yeah, yeah My, my, my Listen to the mother cry Yeah, yeah My, my Gasoline is burning! Yeah, yeah My, my, my Listen to the mother cry Be-bop-a-lula, that's our gravy train To the place where desperation reigns Be-bop-a-lula, deliver me from evil For slime is this kingdom, the incubus waiting to fly I've been ground down, honey I've been wound 'round your little finger I hear the dog is fighting tonight The first fist forward is the right I seen a world of lies through Judas' eyes My life in your hands, your knife in my glands Be-bop-a-lula, that's my gravy train To the place where desperation reigns Be-bop-a-lula, break the daisy chain This is the place where desperation rains down Down Down Down

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

I see you headless with me caressing your neck My personal nightfall An eclipse of the sunflowers I feel so invisible So unknown A coffin of dust An illegible tombstone They finally buried the gravedigger in the sky I just need to shower in your amber and bathe in your earth Everyone quickly hushed up and took a step back as Jennifer rose and stood over the girl, examining her handiwork Her partner laid motionless beneath her, seemingly dead Her eye sockets dry and empty, her heels and elbows scraped and bloodied Some on-lookers gasped in horror, some swooned and fainted melodramatically, most just stared in disbelief Jennifer reached down between her thighs and pulled the crotch of her bathing suit to the side - exposing her vagina The other girl slowly sat up and began sliding her fingers into Jennifer A few minutes later, her wrists were in, then her elbows Eventually she would completely disappear into her womb Jennifer tilted her head to the side curiously She heard the sound of a rickety-wooden roller-coaster in the distance, its passengers screaming in mock terror She knew that, sooner or later, they would realize that the ride wasn't stopping and they were all going to die

Submitted by Immortal — Nov 16, 2025

Well I'm the prim faced mealy mouthed political Chiseler the lack luster loser With the selfish streak The oldest strongest vilest longest I just masticate on a murdered mind This mind of mine I'm scrapin' I'm cryin' You're laughin' we're dyin' In the valley of the void the vacuus The souped up solid suburban nightmare This is the city of the hateful dead Follow the pogrom the finger's on me A catalyst for a little blood lust The final chapter of your history I lie lie lie lie lie in the valley of the ignoramus I cry cry cry cry cry take a look at the Lives of the sick and dangerous One little piggy goes to market One little piggy stays at home One little piggy sits in the middle All messed up and ready to blow Chewing on the carcass of disbelief Drowing in the bile of lonesome grief A young head - dead shoulders Dead eyes growing colder I lie lie lie lie lie in the valley of the ignoramus I cry cry cry cry cry take a look at the Lives of the sick and dangerous I lie lie lie lie lie in the valley of the ignoramus I cry cry cry cry cry take a look at the Lives of the sick and dangerous Bitter and better for you hate and never for me I'm corroding... I'm goin' hell for leather in the nothin' zone I see concentrated bigotry Masticating on a murdered mind You take the grain I take the pain I lie lie lie lie lie in the valley of the ignoramus Don't you wanna cry cry cry cry cry Take a look at the life of the sick and dangerous I lie lie lie lie lie in the valley of the ignoramus

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

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My stomach lurches like a radar sweeps Through days and hours and dragging weeks I'm pandered down this primrose path Where I can't cry so I must laugh I once was bitter now I'm shy But now I'm bitten I'm as sly As all the effluence of youth Malice for some Charity for none This is the place where I do pray But answered in that special way This is the place where I'm alone My seed will always go unsown And through the effluence of youth Fighting through your eyes comes truth So long neglected now deployed Against the fruit of your own loins Infinite pills Finite thrills Infinite mass Infinite chills Infinite toil Infinite blame Infinite trash Infinite shame Infinite power Infinite time Infinite waste Infinite crime Infinite lead Infinite games Infinite trials Infinite flames Infinite pills Infinite thrills Infinite mass Infinite chills Infinite toil Infinite blame Infinite trash Infinite shame

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

Hi there - pretty thingy Yer lookin' sweet and sorely tangy Adopt me - I'll make yer happy I'll take yer home - I'll be yer puppy Hey ho - hungry bunny Yer lickin' lips come laced with honey Allow me to fill yer tummy Just like yer daddy did to mummy Hog love - pays a penance Passion ends - begins repentance Hog love - frenzy vengeance Squirt and squeeze and squeal for assistance Hey hey - baby beastie I'm on ma knees - I'm feelin' priestly Bless me - I'll be yer fairy Yer Holy Ghost and you'll be Mary Wo wo - kinky kitty I'm runnin' low on immorality Forgive me for bein' pushy Can't live without a little sushi Hog love - pays a penance Passion ends - begins repentance Hog love - frenzy vengeance Squirt and squeeze and squeal for assistance

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

I see evil... I hear... evil I see evil... I hear... evil My child... my love... my child I wanna be more than I am I wanna give more than I can I wanna let you live your life Though day is over and it is night Through trial, temptation You're the one, my redemption People talk of wrong or right The gods have flown, they've taken fright Left you little one alone To fend and die on your own I'm gonna love you now and ever I'm gonna hold myself together Wrap my soul around you Hold you tightly through the night I'm gonna love you now and ever Hold you all the days I have We're gonna be together now But I'll love you forever I wanna be more than I am I wanna give more than I can I wanna let you live your life Though day is over and it is night Sweet child My child My love I wanna be more than I am I wanna give more than I can I wanna let you live your life Though day is over and it is night Through trial, temptation you're the one My redemption People talk of wrong or right The gods have flown, they've taken fright Left you little one alone To fend and die on your own

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

I never knew... I never knew Sweat and sour sweet and empty Never knew how I felt till I tried Never knew what I felt 'till I cried Never knew what I could do 'till I lied lied lied 'Cos its sweet and empty This is sweat and sour Sweet and empty... lies a plenty... oh yeah Oh I never knew what I felt 'till I tried Never knew what I could do 'till I cried 'Cos he doused himself in gasoline And it rained down salt and souls Empty or whole alive but alone oh yeah Sweat and sour Sweet and empty

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

Who's cooking at the stake tonight? Is it the black, yellow, the red or the white? The majority's meat is the minority's poison So you keep your head down and run with the boys on A phalanx of phallic power and contempt There are berries for the bullies and the thoroughbred turkeys Who won't mourn your loss as they rule in your name You know it mocks sense but you shut your face I spy love but it's highly debatable I hear lies and they're inescapable Fire, fire, toil and trouble The wall is down now watch that rubble burn Watch that rubble burn There's a blood red lining to every lie A calamity in every alleyway! I'm an uneasy rider on this blood-slicked highway There ain't one way to cook a goose There ain't one way to tie a noose! I spy love but it's highly debatable I hear lies and they're inescapable Fire, fire, toil and trouble The wall is down now watch that rubble burn Watch that rubble burn Who's cooking at the stake tonight? Is it the black, the yellow, the red or the white? There's a blood-red lining to every lie A calamity in every alleyway I'm an uneasy rider on a blood-slicked highway A blood-slicked highway On this blood-slicked highway On this blood-slicked highway

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026

Scoobity bee bop, scoobity bee bop Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, scoobity bee bop Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, scoobity bee bop You've been lied to, spied on, crucified and railed at And he'll spit on the words of your hopeless excuses Wrong or right? Day over night? Who cares? A one-sided fight You got full specification, black hole rules Your world's gonna be his thermal pool Wasted lives make waste Spare a dime? You're wasting time You've got a right to cry, you're gonna die As he seeps and creeps through the desert sand And he'll be whistling through your lungs tonight While the lights go out across the land T-O-X-I-C-O T-O-X-I-C-O T-O-X-I-C-O T-O-X-I-C-O Toxico, yeah, yeah, yeah Toxico, no, no, no, no Toxico, yeah, yeah, yeah Toxico, no, no, no, no He's got a catalogue of crimes From corporate grimes And six billion shares in oblivion Your dividend is a life of hell With a rotten rope and a broken bell Ignorance brews a wicked potion Stupidity is the mother of devotion Want not, waste not It's total liquidation back to backwards Toxico, that cute pariah Toxico, he's the sweetest liar This is trial by fire In a kingdom of cash Toxico with that holy face The rotten apple is the human race Your illegitimate human son of greed He'll give you pyaemia, woo! Sapraemia, yeah Septicaemia, woo! Leukemia Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, woah whoa Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Toxico is highly elated Toxico is intoxicated He's burstin' out of his boots With his crashes to ashes and lust for dust You'll be crawling across the face of this furnace Begging for mercy, digging for death He'll wrap his fingers round your neck And squeeze till your last breath Till your last breath Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah Scoobity bee bop, shoob shoo wah Scoobity bee bop, yeah He'll give you shocks and stares, teenage airs Golden wares, radiation scares He's a permanent emergency coming for you You're permanently impotent to what he'll do He hangs around outside school gates Peddling sweet, enticing bait With four-legged piggies waiting in the wings Mutations are such lovely things Toxico, the cute pariah Toxico, the sweetest liar This is trial by fire In a kingdom of cash Toxico with that holy face The rotten apple is the human race Your illegitimate human son of greed Malignant, maligner, cancerous, refined He's your illegitimate human son of greed He'll give you pyaemia, woo! Sapraemia, yeah Septicaemia, woo! Leukemia Toxico with that holy face The rotten apple is the human race Your illegitimate human son of greed Toxico!

Submitted by Pestilence — Feb 21, 2026