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Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Well I was sittin' around I started thinking about The way my life has gone down It made me so upset! But there was something waiting Eating at my sense of nothing! I'd become a participant- Never been innocent But the stench was so on point I tried to justify the darkness Only to become its likeness! (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) When you believe you've lost all hope When you believe there's nothing left Then make way for the mold! It clings to you and me! It's there for all to see! We chose to let it grow! Moving on A choice to be a stronger son At the sage where you realize Nothing can be won But I have paid so many dues I'm moving on with or without you! (Mold!) (Mold!) (Mold!) (Mold!) (Mold!) How is it you feel now? I'm in love with mold! I'm in love with mold! (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) When you believe you've lost all hope When you believe there's nothing left Then make way for the mold! It clings to you and me! It's there for all to see! We chose to let it grow! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! Mold! (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) (Mold, moley mold mold!) When you believe you've lost all hope When you believe there's nothing left Then make way for the mold! It clings to you and me! It's there for all to see! We chose to let it grow! When you believe you've lost all hope When you believe there's nothing left Then make way for the mold! It clings to you and me! It's there for all to see! We chose to let it grow! ... There's a spider on the wind... Yes, there's a spider on the wind... There's a spider on the wind...

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

Hey now, what do you know? It's time to go again Time to go pretend I'm a typical man But in my head I'm going bonkers- Everything is awkward- Please don't look me in the eye! I'm about ready for another episode Yeah, my head's about to fucking explode! But I'll bide my time And try to find a way To keep it bottled up inside How long can I hold on To this mask of sanity? What is happening to me? How long can I fool the world? How long can I fool the world? Every day of my life is a goddamned sham 'Yes sir, no sir, thank you ma'am! How do you do Have you got the time?' No, No, No, No! I do not believe there's Any saving me! (Nor do I wish there was) But I'll bide my time And try to find a way To keep it bottled up inside How long can I hold on To this mask of sanity? What is happening to me? How long can I fool the world? How long can I fool the world? How long can I hold on To this mask of sanity? What is happening to me? How long can I fool the world? How long can I fool the world? I cannot imagine The gall it took To say what you said! (Say what you said!) But nevertheless you're a fool And I could never see the world The same way as you- Don't seem to appreciate the world! And I got a lot of shit to do! The clock has not stopped for this time; I'll just be passing through! How long can I hold on To this mask of sanity? What is happening to me? How long can I fool the world? How long can I fool the world? (Will I fool the world?) How long have I held on To this goddamned state of mind (Losing one thing at a time)? How long can I fool the world? How long can I fool the world?

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

Ooh I've been rap tap tappin' At the Devil's door! I've never been too good (Woo)! But now A knocking at my door? Oh no! I ain't got time for you! Row! I wish I would have been told I'd offended God- I would have been much more careful But the damage can't be undone I've enjoy myself- Well isn't that a shock? Now they are I'm breaking down my door And I'm worried about What the devil's in store for me? Had a vision of a cross Impaling my throat- Oh wow! Such power! Well they got me on the floor Looking at a shoe But what did I do? Open your eyes It's time now: They finally figured it out! (All I gotta do is...) Row! You must obey your master! Row! Your bones are breaking while you- Row! We should be going faster Row! The whip will crack your back now Row! Ten years ago today Every one of us became a slave But now we don't mind We just wanna see The galley go Just sit back and watch The show But the show is made of us And I'm worried about- (I'm worried about)- What the future holds for me... Row! Chain me to the bow Take away my phone Flagellate my soul Nowhere left to go Screaming in pain they cry for home But there's nowhere to go And nothing to do But row-row-row Row-row-row We're rowing nowhere fast And God is on the wind (But I can't feel the wind) So row, row, row Row-row-row Two thousand years of slaughter Well we've only just begun What a ball of fun Row-row-row Row-row-row We never said that we would row But now we're chained From stern to bow Now row-row-row! Row-row-row Nothing left to do but- Row! You must obey your master! Row! Your bones are breaking while you- Row! We should be going faster Row! The whip will crack your back now Row! And everything you thought was true And now you're sittin' on the Cemetary stone- you can't move I never said that I would row It didn't matter

Submitted by BloodShrine — Apr 26, 2025

[16x] Dressed as goblins! Dressed as goblins! Nice to see the friends Dressed as goblins! Do it all again! Dressed as goblins! Nice to see the friends Dressed as goblins! Do it all again! See the friends all again! See the friends all again! But in a way it’s all so surreal and cerebral! I’m tryin’ to feel good- I’m diggin’ the tempo- another memento For my long lost dream of life On the outside lookin’ in I’ve got a power struggle- I can’t wait to win We’re in a different dimension (we’re in a different dimension)- A dimension where you’re still a fish! Try to breathe- don’t need to speak to me! Hang on to the sights and sounds! Time is passing fast And I never want this world to end! Life- what a fuckin’ joke! Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha Boom- now we all explode! Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha [8x] Dressed as goblins! Dressed as goblins We are at the show! Dressed as goblins Now we all explode! Dressed as goblins We are at the show! Dressed as goblins Now we all explode! At the show, all explode! At the show, all explode! In a different way it’s all too real- I’m still tryin’ to feel good Winnin’ or losin’- another illusion- Another distraction from a bygone way of life On the inside lookin’ out- I got a feeling it’s too late for me to pull out From the other dimension- it’s a different dimension- A dimension full of nasty pricks! Try to breathe- don’t even to speak to me! Hang on to the sights and sounds Time is passing fast And I never want this world to end! Life- what a fuckin’ joke! Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha Boom- now we all explode! Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha Oh, when the end has come around Oh, when the world has let you down And there’s nothing to keep you going... And all your dreams have come to pass- You never knew life went so fast Now you see everybody... [64x] Dressed as goblins... Dressed as goblins! Now it’s time to die! Dressed as goblins! There’s no reason why! Dressed as goblins! Now it’s time to die! Dressed as goblins! There’s no reason why! Time to die- reason why! Time to die- reason why!

Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025

You talk a lotta crap Nevermind the bull You think you're swell? You're full of shit! I don't want to hear your goddamn lies No more, no more! Will I be blinded, deafened, and dumb By the motherfuckin' walls You erected when you Still thought we were chums? (Ooh)! I found the writing on the walls I could hardly believe what I saw! I ran to tell the others- Thunder crashed and lightning Cracked the sky! And then there was a hole! And then a voice says "Yo! listen This is all for you! Trust me!" But still I don't believe It was ever for me Why can't you see? Listen! There's a dragon ripping you to shreds It wants to be your friend It's just trying to impress you So won't you let it be Let it be! There's a goblin dancing in your head He's dancing for the end I'm only being honest So won't you let it be Let it be! I remember finding writings On a certain wall (a certain wall)! This was before the time when I knew anything at all But now the times have changed (uh huh)! Now I know everything (alright)! All I can say is The writings make me Feel the same! So where do I place the blame? Has this always been a game? I'm tempted to believe I want to give you everything! But still I don't believe It was ever for me Why can't you see? Listen! There's a dragon ripping you to shreds It wants to be your friend It's just trying to impress you So won't you let it be Let it be! There's a goblin dancing in your head He's dancing for the end I'm only being honest So won't you let it be Let it be! There's a dragon ripping you to shreds It wants to be your friend It's just trying to impress you So won't you let it be Let it be! There's a goblin dancing in your head He's dancing for the end I'm only being honest So won't you let it be Let it be! Ohhhh, little dragon in the sky! A dragon made of dreams! Take the dragon's wing! And together you'll fly across the night So far beyond the light! Let the dragon take you home!

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

Moon is rising- Hi, I'm doing well Ain't this quite the lie? Now where in Hell! Moon is on the move Is with the times Moon will not forget- Is not a lie And you say 'Goodnight Moon' It's looking out for me! But I say goddamned Moon! You're a goddamned thief! Looking up at the Moon! Well I wanna say I'm a reasonable guy But don't cross me, Moon! I wanna say I'm a lunar dude But don't test me I'm all about the sun! Looking up at the Moon Sometimes I want to proclaim Life is over too soon And everything is the same The Moon up in space The tides below (And you'll never be home!) And you think "This will pass! This is life And I am the master!" Well I got news for you! You're a goddamned fool Every time that you speak! I feel a burning irritation In my bowels! So don't talk to me! I wanna say you're an alright dude But don't test me I'm not about to lie! Looking up at the Moon Sometimes I want to proclaim Life is over too soon And everything is the same The Moon up in space The tides below (And you'll never be home!) Thinking back to the days When I used to trust the Moon... It all seemed so alive! But then reality exploded And I lost my mind! Now that the Moon Is in my past! I realize most things Will never last Now that the Moon Is cached and banged out I realize it's a cosmic hyper-drought! You think that you understand The Moon will not believe You're gone so soon I'll curse the Moon (We all know about the Moon.) Looking up at the Moon Sometimes I want to proclaim Life is over too soon And everything is the same The Moon up in space The tides below (And you'll never be home!) Looking up at the Moon Sometimes I want to proclaim Life is over too soon And everything is the same The Moon up in space The tides below (And you'll never be home!) Now I'm sitting alone In a hotel room With a bottle of scotch And a cheap prostitute! Well I'm thinking about My life so far And everything I'll never be! When I see the Moon on high And he's smiling at the night Well I think to myself Thanks for nothing, Moon! Viewing the Moon As a cosmic inanimate object I'm forced to say Fuck you!

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025

I can't escape the Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-dark-d-dark-dark! It turns out Everything is bullshit! Egregious Self-satisfied! But I've been trying Not to think like that, no! I gotta be positive! There's a lot of good things About life, woah-woah! It's been a hell of a ride so far And there's still more to go (Woah-woah)! I've been trying for a while Can't even bring myself to smile It's like dyin' for a cause That I do not believe in I try to understand the Light I try to fall asleep at night I'm givin' her all she's got And I don't wanna fail! But I need some Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-dark-d-dark-dark! After all these years I'd been hoping for glimpse Of the other side I spent a lot of time On the good stuff Just to learn (Woah-woah!) Well maybe that's not my ride! I try and try and try and try! And then it all starts over Again, and again, and again! I ask myself why!? (Why-why-why?) Why do I even pretend!? I was trying for a minute But that was before I found sin And now that I have I'm not sure I wanna go back again! I tried to understand the Light Never fell asleep at night I did what I could With what I had! But I gotta have Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-dark-d-dark-dark! Now the time has come! Day is on the run! Night has fallen now for good Just like I always knew it would! Hope you said goodbye to Light Because it's in the past! It was never going to last! Now the sky is black And everything's falling down Life is like a lost and found- Sometimes you get lucky And the world is black! Woah! How can I feel this way? I thought the Light was Here to stay (Here to stay)! But now the Darkness- D-d-d-d-Darkness- Here for good- I knew it would But I thought I might have Light... ...I will have Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Darkness! D-dark-d-dark-Dark!

There’s a magic spider on the wind He spins a web for you And if you wish upon a spider All your wishes will all come true There’s a magic spider ‘round the bend Watching your every move And if you wish upon a spider All your dreams will come true, too Alright! Come on! Let's go! There’s a magic spider on the wind He spins a web for you And if you wish upon a spider All your wishes will all come true There’s a magic spider ‘round the bend Watching your every move And if you wish upon a spider All your dreams will come true, too Alright! Come on! Let's go! Spider! Alright! Come on! Let's go! I search the world for a magic spider With the fire in my eyes! Across dimensions unknown I must reveal this web of lies! Into the galaxy we fly With the promise of a spider in our eyes! Intercosmic galacticon route number five! I must retrieve the spider! There’s a magic spider on the wind He spins a web for you And if you wish upon a spider All your wishes will all come true There’s a magic spider ‘round the bend Watching your every move And if you wish upon a spider All your dreams will come true, too There’s a magic spider on the wind He spins a web for you And if you wish upon a spider All your wishes will all come true There’s a magic spider ‘round the bend Watching your every move And if you wish upon a spider All your dreams will come true, too There’s a magic spider on the wind He spins a web for you And if you wish upon a spider All your wishes will all come true There’s a magic spider ‘round the bend Watching your every move And if you wish upon a spider All your dreams will come true, too

Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 26, 2025

13.7 billion years ago Something terrible happened And everything snapped into phase! The universe was born- Humanity was doomed! 4.6 billion years ago There was a terrible rock Floating through space And then it stopped And it began to spin! Time: It's always such a waste At an exponential pace! We're trapped inside the world Killing time and space! Burning down the walls And tearing down the doors Have you had enough? Well I want some more! Did you really think that This had meaning? There's no difference Between life and dreaming! Go! About 16 million years ago Some apes decided they'd be Better off terrible Now the world is dead and rotten And the apes are long forgotten But here we are In spite of all odds While you check your phone And there's a guy named Todd And the world has gone to Hell 'Cause I'm not about to die! It's always such a waste At an exponential pace! We're trapped inside the world Killing time and space! The clock is ticking But I'm talking to you now You never understood The world is round Let's take it to a flat place this time I have had enough of your face- please die! Time: It's always such a waste At an exponential pace! We're trapped inside the world Killing time and space! Time: It's always such a waste At an exponential pace! We're trapped inside the world Killing time and space!

Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025

I've been spendin' too much time with goblins (Woah-oh-oh-ohhh!) I hear them whispering to me Every time I try to solve a problem, oh-oh There's just another goblin, alright! Just another goblin in my life! Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh... Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh... Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh... Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh... It's a new day A time for reconstruction And time to gain a function (But here comes a goblin!) Everywhere I look There's just another one (Looking at me!) Nowhere to hide, nowhere to run (They're laughing at me!) I spend my life surrounded by goblins I may seem surreal, but it's real to me (It's all so real to me) And every time I've got a problem There's only goblins there for me The goblins came They came from space But they were looking for another place But now they're here- And they want to destroy the humans! But I guess that's fine with me... I spend my life surrounded by goblins I may seem surreal, but it's real to me (It's all so real to me) And every time I've got a problem There's always goblins there for me (They're always watching me) 10,000 years in space in goblins (They tortured me) I hear them laughing in my sleep (Hahahahaaa!) But everybody tells me I've got problems, uh-huh! They don't believe in goblins like me- They don't know that goblins are real! I still believe in goblins! (I still believe in goblins) I still believe in goblins! I still believe in goblins! (I still believe in goblins) I still believe in me... But mainly goblins I still believe in goblins! (I still believe in goblins) I still believe in goblins! I still believe in goblins! I still believe in goblins! (I still believe in goblins) I still believe in me... ...and the goblins (I've got the problem) I still believe in goblins! (I've got the problem) (I've got the goblins) (I've got the goblins) I've got the goblins! (I've got the goblins) I still believe in goblins! (I've got the goblins) (I've got the goblins) I've got the goblins! (I've got the goblins) I still believe in goblins! I've got the goblins! (I've got the goblins) I've got the goblins! (I've got the goblins) I've got the goblins! (I've got the goblins) (I've got the goblins) (I've got the goblins) (I've got the goblins)

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025