Valhalleluja

I am drowning in a sea of desperation (Then I sing a prayer to my lord) Away from hope and Systembolaget (And I sing a prayer to my lord) I pray, I pray Yes I pray to my lord I was down on my knees Permafrost on my feet I was begging in tears, my holy lord Odin Hear our prayer, philanthropic Odin (Guitar tech of Amon Amarth) Viking-friendly, Slayer of the Giants (Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well) For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our lord (For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja) (But for Nicaragua, Azerbaidjan we don't sing at all) We don't know where they are (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (Shema Yggdrasil) (Shema Yggdrasil) (Odinai eloheinu) (Odinai ehad) Hear my voice, this is Odin calling you Times have changed, I'm a Gentlegod No more war, just design of furniture Master of IKEA Just like Jesus, I'm a carpenter Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor Gloria patri furnituribus In nomine IKEA For the BEDDINGE and the KIVIK sing with me Valhalleluja For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil (For the pencils and the horse meatballs we sing Valhalleluja) The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs Are second to none (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) Our father Odin Who art in IKEA We understood your message We are here to worship your creation Please listen to our prayer (VITTSJÖ) Everybody (VITTSJÖ) All together (Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass) Pray for the comfort (KNOPPARP) (Ora pro nobis) Come on (Ora pro nobis) Pray for your kitchen (Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit) With a big heart for the living room (BESTÅ TV) (Ora pro nobis) (BESTÅ TV) (Ora pro nobis) (Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green) Making furniture great again (SLATTUM) (Ora pro nobis) (SLATTUM) (Ora pro nobis) (Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey) Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (GLORIA) (GLORIA) (Let us pray to Odin our lord) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (VALHALLELUJA) (FALEGN-AMEN) (Let us pray to Odin our lord) (Let us pray to Odin our lord) (Let us pray to Odin our lord) (AMEN)

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025