The Call of Cthulhu

Master of evil, squid of darkness Octopus of inferno and hell Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siesta Counting two Tera-sheep When death dies thy time shall be To unleash upon us plankton and death So hear the voice of your colf summoning thee Waiting for the call of Cthulhu! Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh! Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills Lord of Telekom Rl’yeh Appear in your subscribers dreams Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience Send the world your death SMS Forwarding animated doomsday gifs When thy kingdom rises once again Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu! Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh! Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025