Stairway to Valhalla

Rosa, Rosae, Rosae! Rosam, Rosa, Rosa! Rosae, Rosarum, Rosis Rosas, Rosae, Rosis! Consecutio temporum Hic Haec Hoc - Cip et Ciop Quorum, referendum Grattatio pallorum Hi, Hae, Haec - Qui Quo Qua Omnia pericula fugit Rex, regis, regi, regem Dragonum ad personam Reges, Regum, Regibus,Reges Eiacula iacta est Domus, domus, domui, domum Intro rapsodorum Domus, domum, domibus, domos, Do ut sex Spes spei, spei, SPEM!

Submitted by MetalElf — Apr 26, 2025

Wonderful lady of charming might Of mystic accessories and vintage revolving light A sorceress trapped in a luxury spa Unleash the bucolic adventures that my camper yields Hair in the wind Mould the horizons Shining blue eyes Forest and lakes Yes, I am a Barbie Emerald, Emmenthal Fontina, Taleggio, Madre Stagionata nel tempo! Princess of the twilight! No hole between your cheeks Driving glamour SUVs with fashion style and steel Barbie, MILF princess of the twilight The mistress of the moonlight With botox made in China by Mattel Barbie, your boobs of carbon-iron Beguile the Dino-Sauron With Dildo faggins always at your side Barbie, barbie, princess of the twilight Candles in the Winx! Barbie, barbie, princess of the twilight Brazzers in the Braz Raise to the sky mighty handbags of amber Hail to the gods with your iron lip gloss Seize the bargains of Black Friday in November To reach for the thong made of dental floss Comb with power your mighty hairstyle On my little pony you fly With your poisonous lipstick you’ll kill’em all To reach the divine shopping mall Ride the uniporn! Raperonzolo! So trendy you’ll fight The fashiongods pantheon will be your guide Princess of the twilight! No nipples on your tits Polly Pocket wants a Cracker like Cobain once said! Barbie, MILF princess of the twilight The mistress of the moonlight With botox made in China by Mattel Barbie, your legs enshrine the power To entrap the black lord’s tower But not before he buys you a fur coat! Barbie Mordor, Barbie cobaltum Barbie flamethrower, Barbie papà Barbie napalm, Barbie Rob halford Barbie Turilli, Barbie turics! Barbie dungeon, Barbie and dragons Barbie warhammer, Barbie WoW Barbie the magic, Barbie the gathering Unholy Warcraft! Emerald, Emmenthal Cortina d’Ampezzo, Jerry Calà in controtempo Maraca – Barbie, MILF princess of the twilight The mistress of the moonlight With botox made in China by Mattel Barbie, your boobs of carbon-iron Beguile the Dino-Sauron With Dildo faggins always at your side

Submitted by Infernal Flame — Apr 26, 2025

Master of evil, squid of darkness Octopus of inferno and hell Dead you lie sleeping, in eternal siesta Counting two Tera-sheep When death dies thy time shall be To unleash upon us plankton and death So hear the voice of your colf summoning thee Waiting for the call of Cthulhu! Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh! Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala Cthulhu the ancient, bringer of bills Lord of Telekom Rl’yeh Appear in your subscribers dreams Advertising tariffs of pain and convenience Send the world your death SMS Forwarding animated doomsday gifs When thy kingdom rises once again Hire us first in the mighty call center of Cthulhu! Blllw blllw blllw bllw! Aaaahhhhh! Call of Cthulhu! Lalalalalalalala

Submitted by Finntroll — Apr 26, 2025

Crispy! Tasty! Nasty! Spicy and dry Nutritious! Delicious! Nectarous! Sweet delight Salty! Ethnic! Proteinic! With phenylalanine Mellow! Feeding! Refreshing! Enhancing your feline Chicken power pet’s desire Make your “Kitty” become A bloodthirsty nightcrawler of doom With the heavy metal Kibbles Kibbles Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Taurine! Heroin! Urine! And a pinch of salt Rat sauce! Mouse sauce! Mao sauce! To feed the revolt Strong and nutrient, taste of Nutria Let your “Stinky“ become A cobold dragon slayer with fire resistance +10 With the heavy meow-tal Kibbles Kibbles Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Blaze of catnip, iron pic-nic Make your “Mittens” drive your car He will also wash your clothes Take you out to pee in the park! Kibbles Kibbles Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!

Submitted by NecroGod — Apr 26, 2025

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Protettor dei marciapiedi? Ma-ki è, ma-ki è? Ninja dell'igiene? Chi sarà, chi sarà? Shogun dei cassonetti? Dicci un po', dicci un po'? È l’opelatole ecologico! È l'opelatole ecologico! Affronta i mozziconi e pulisce il marciapiede Nel suo camion-cassonetto Sol-levante Ogni fogliaccia trema al suo passaggio immantinente Per il suo Kimono catarifrangente Lui divora spazzatura ricoperta di tempura Il detrito spazza via con lo Tsunami Arigato la fiancata, della vettura mal parcheggiata Che del rifiuto impediva la rimozion Mozziconi! Mozziconi! Harakiri! Kiricori! Fogliaccioni! Fogliaccioni Compost Non sporcare la città con la tua incuria Altrimenti incapperai nella sua furia Se orini dal balcone, se il tuo cane fa un ricordino Presto l'ira invereconda assaggerai... del Netturbino! Prode samurai Netturbino! Marciapiede in the sky Netturbino! Sul camion ti aggrappi Per un futuro più eco-sostenibile Sushi-ta rispetto e terrore tra i bidoni Con la sua magica ka-tana libera tutti Rimuove anche nakagata, al grido di BANZAI Con la sua fida scopa samurai Non sporcare la città con la tua incuria Altrimenti incapperai nella sua furia Seppuku puku lo fai incazzare Se lo scambi per mandarino Dalla carta ti separerà perché... è un ninja Netturbino! Ninjenizza per noi Netturbino! Immondizia awaits Netturbino! Sul camion ti aggrappi Per un futuro più eco-sostenibile di prima Lotta per le aziende municipalizzate Di raccolta di rifiuti Anche se a volte lo Shogun controlla gli appalti... Netturbino, tu, come dire... Mozziconi! Mozziconi! Harakiri! Kiricori! Fogliaccioni! Fogliaccioni Accannate co' sti cori! Non sporcare la città con la tua incuria Altrimenti incapperai nella sua furia Se orini dal balcone, se il tuo cane fa un ricordino Presto l'ira invereconda assaggerai... Non sporcare la città con la tua incuria Altrimenti incapperai nella sua furia Seppuku puku lo fai incazzare Se lo scambi per mandarino Dalla carta ti separerà perché... è un ninja Netturbino! Prode samurai Netturbino! Marciapiede in the sky Netturbino! Sul camion ti aggrappi Per un futuro che sarà eco-sostenibile a go-go Ma finisce così la canzone? No!

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

Uhm, yeah, yeah, very good... But they're nothing like Dream Theater Oh, really? Do you know how Dream Theater make their sophisticated music? No. Well, it's easy: They just scratch a Manowar CD with a screwdriver drawing a large cock and then it's done. That's impossible; Prove it to me! Here it comes! I told you.

Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025

Fire in the sky Firefighters in the sky To extinguish the fire in the sky Air in the sky Apple in the sky Chasing Steve Jobs in the sky Lucy in the sky, John Lennon in the sky George Harrison is also in the sky! Ride and fly high, high, high, high Very very high, in the sky! The ladder in the sky Is better than the stairway to heaven Forever and ever in the sky! Clouds in the sky Bad weather in the sky Umbrella shields the rain from the sky Sun in the sky Moon in the sky The whole solar system in the sky HAARP in the sky Chem trails in the sky The sky is conspiring in the sky Ride and fly high, high, high, high Very very high, in the sky! To be in the sky Is better than not to be in the sky Forever and ever in the sky!

Picking up teens in a “Twilight” chat room Listening to Adele on my own One day I met an attractive lady Whose nickname was Sharon Stone We shared many common interests E.g. medieval architecture So I took her out for a fancy dinner Her Statuesque beauty took my breath away. And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle I should have checked the fine print long ago And then I noticed that she was a Gargoyle She was a maniac, maniac and a Gargoyle How could you be such a retarded moron? Didn’t u check her profile before? I just read MILF in the “about me” section I didn’t get that “M” stood for “Monument” Well, it’s usual to fall in the trap Chat with an angel and go out with a crap But, tell me, what d’you mean by “Gargoyle” Was she wrinkly, was she fat? No! I’m telling you she was a freaking gargoyle That thing you see on Batman Begins She was exactly what you would see If you'd google “Gargoyle” And instead of boobs she got two black bricks of stone! And Then he noticed that she was a gargoyle He thought her avatar was just an avatar And Then he noticed that she was a gargoyle And I also had to pay her cub to Notre Dame But as I drove back home that night Her tender snout still in my eyes Left just confusion in my mind Is it true love or is it just a crush on 12th century french sculpture? And then I noticed that I like the Gargoyles! I'll be jerking off on Batman forever! And now I notice that I like the Gargoyles! Cos’ I got maniac, maniac, for Gargoyles! I also like Rolling Stones.

Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025

Floating in the night on your butterfly wings Sneaking in the room while the infant is asleep Eye for an eye, coin for a tooth Tooth Fairy, do you know The financial impact of your deeds? Did anybody tell you that by inflating money supply You’re distorting the structure of production? Did anybody tell you that P*Q=M*V You’re responsible for the rise of the interest rates! Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Central Bank! There’s no such thing as a risk-free asset When you are around The Wall street journal sharply criticized Your expansionary policies The FED chairman Yellen claims That you're breaking your mandate Tooth fairy, you are fucking anticonstitutional! Did you know the treasury is emitting CPI-indexed bonds To counteract your inflationary pressure Your plan to destabilize the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela with double digit inflation Is now public domain Tooth Fairy Your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Philip’s curve Mario Dragons already stated He’ll do everything it takes To shield the Eurozone from your speculative attack! You are committed to higher inflation rates Why, oh why? The Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman Is on your side! QE1 QE2, the lender of last resort is you QE3 QE4, increase M1 even more! You bail out children By buying their junk teeth at face value You're the TARP of the human body! Tooth Fairy, your policies are inflationary Like a helicopter drop Your donations push up aggregate demand Thanks to a higher MPC Wiping out the wealth of the middle class, Tooth Fairy Stop it! In the name of the Taylor's rule

Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025

He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea It's known that a lentil-based diet Is the cause of a strong flatulence His bum pollutes with CO2 So bears abandon the arctic too And deserve it 'cos they eat fish anyway Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice But he's got to be careful when patrolling the town As the carnivorous cow's lurking around In league with the Bacon Street Boys She feeds cattle with meat and steroids Blended with opium and bamboo Bovines become addicted too Turning into narco-prostitutes Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor You zucchini butcher, mother nature's playful friend Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain On a bad day took place a very bad thing As this very bad cow and her very bad crew Very impolitely raped a young groundhog Named George W. Sanchez There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex, Complaining ‘bout the gang's inappropriate ways But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor! Taxpayer Gargamellor! “Cowfood” Gargamellor! George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all George W. Sanchez... Vegan Velociraptor: Damn you, ill-bred evildoers I hereby declare you under arrest You killed my friend Gargamellor And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez You have the right to remain silent You have the right to an attorney, Anything you say can and will be used Against you in a court of law Carnivorous Cow: I'll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid, Your days are numbered, you're about to die! You entered the wrong jurisdiction, 'Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely) Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex But grants the right to do both of the above If one is called George W. Sanchez! That said the cow launched her assault Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick VV was counterattacking Firing with bullets made out of soy beans Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her... Invincible! Contracting "Mad Cow Disease" and hence being Slaughtered by the FDA authorities Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes His macrobiotic meals Enriched with proteinic pills Drowned in a sea of rice and soy Fill everyone with peace and joy But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain Here comes the meteorite!

Submitted by VladTheImpaler666 — Apr 26, 2025

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Master of the allen wrench Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge In the realm of the screws he’s the king And Lord of the Towel Rings Edison of the lightbulb Leonardo of the shower tray Renzo Piano of the gas pipes David Hasselhoff of the glue Einstein of the screwdriver Plato of the kick plates Hemingway of the instructions Translated into Dutch Bricolage! With the power of Black & Decker Bricolage! And the magic of Leroy Merlin Bricolage! Praise the wisdom of Rowenta In the name of the almighty Bosch! Hail to the affordable Ironmonger Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's Ineffable copier of the seven keys You’re the Spongebob of promotions on the glue! Wizard of the doorknob of steel Warlock of the doorlock of hell Baywatcher of the batteries' polarity Hobgoblin of the customer satisfaction Heart of utensil On your ear there’s a pencil No one can outcompete your trueness in the retail sellers branch You also sell mosquito nets In the tropical regions But not DDT anymore For international restrictions Hail to the affordable Ironmonger Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's Ineffable copier of the seven keys You’re the bishop of the offers on the nails! The hammer of Thor The scalpel of Thor The screwdriver of Thor The lifepreserver of Thor The cousin of Thor The grandfather of Thor The boyfriend of David Hasseloff Hail to the affordable Ironmonger Prophet of bricolage of the last eclipse Purchase cutting edge items at the Ironmonger's Ineffable copier of the seven keys And this song is all about David Hasselof!

Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025

[Narration] Space... between the cheeks These are the voyages of the starship Nanowar of Steel Its continuing mission - to explore new sense of humor, to seek out puns and hahahaha To find a joke that no man has made before

I like it big, I like it cold I like it blue, I like it bold I like it with a two % of methane It’s Uranus! I want it icy, I want it large I want it spicy, with electric charge Fluid outside and rocky inside Like Uranus! Pluto, Pluto You're cold and far, not even a planet Venus, Venus Too much CO2! Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars Ain't enough magnetosphere There's only a place where I wanna go! I'm gonna head right to Uranus Uranus, Uranus Coz I’m an astronomy aficionado I wanna observe Uranus Uranus, Uranus My shuttle's fast like a torpedo It's gonna pierce Uranus A 6.2 inch telescope Held in Willam Herschel's hands Allowed the world to see how wide Is Uranus! No more a hobby, for the few Thanks to the astro-amateurs Now everyone can enjoy the view Of Uranus! Saturn, Saturn Your rings vibrate and I hesitate Jupiter, Jupiter It's gassy and brown Neptune, Neptune A huge Calippo too big to swallow There's only a place where we can go! I gotta settle on Uranus Uranus, Uranus I'm solar system's peeping Tom I wanna stare at Uranus Uranus, Uranus An old joke still deserves a song So sing along “Give me Uranus!” The highest goal of humankind, the search for different forms of life I’ll send my probe, Voyeur 2, 19 AUs deep into Uranus, Uranus Coz I’m an astronomy aficionado I wanna explore Uranus Uranus, Uranus My shuttle left like a torpedo It's gonna land on Uranus I wanna dive in Uranus Gonna colon-ize Uranus

Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025

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Odin, Thor, Frey and Loki Under the banner of Camembert Drinking with onion and pride Hydromel and 7Up! Welcome where skewers stands still Welcome to the barbecue of the Gods The Barbecue of the Gods But as the champagne they uncorked The prophecy was fulfilled Sauron the master of the onion rings Made all of our barbecue sauce expire So they sent us on a hunt for the grocery store But then we lost our way We were lost on our quest for Carrefour Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce! Oh they'll be lost forevermore One Onion Ring to appetize them all One Onion Ring to main dish them all One Onion Ring to garnish them all And in the plat du jour bind’ em all (he’s dangerous) One Onion Ring to grease them all One Onion Ring to gormandize them all One Onion Ring to fatten them and bind’ em there In the land where the obese lie We will find a way To destroy the onion ring Dip it in the Bourguignonne An offer to the picnic gods Yes we will find the way To spread fromage de chevre On our baguette And finally move on to the dessert! We were lost on our quest for Carrefour Searching for the gourmet barbecue sauce! Will we ever reach the counters? Will they accept our Mastercard? Will we ever cross the sliding doors? Will we ever come back home again? Still I smell the scent of skewers Cucify! Crucify! Still I hear the screams of thousands Roastify! Roastify! One day we will taste the delicious Michelin awarded creme chantilly Made by careful and knowledgable hands of Frigg With a ancient runic receipe We were lost on our quest for Carrefour Searching for the holy barbecue sauce!

Submitted by Grave666 — Apr 26, 2025

Raise sails, head to the open sea Under captain Schettino's command Heeding the proud and stuttering call Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein From Cape Town, through lake Baikal Across Castel di Sangro To the enchanted valleys of European Alps Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! We bought a swiss motorway vignette To drive through the A13 Avoiding the checks of the border patrol To be free from customs control Dribbling the sight of old passersby Riding to downtown Schaan, While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen Still inspire us with onanist dreams Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! The highest GDP per person in the world Adjusting by purchase power parity An unemployment rate so ridiculously low It's just 1.5% Levying a flat income tax And a loose corporate fiscal regime Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit Fighting laundering and capital flight Fürstentum Liechtenstein Fürstentum Liechtenstein A business-friendly country you are Prince Hans Adam! For the permit we'll apply To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein! Hail to Liechtenstein!

Submitted by The Void — Apr 26, 2025