Other Bands Play, Nanowar Gay!
Metal! Nickel! Iron! Fire And Steel Zinc! Uranium! Titanium! Metal's their will Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium! Silver And Gold Cobaltum! Thorium! Stronitium! Nanowar's True Proud and Bold
Submitted by Corpse Grinder — Apr 26, 2025
It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle !! Kings metal power true steel oh yeah ! Nanowar'll always be there ! Tricycles of steel ! trycicles of steel ! Pollution is low, no fuel to go We ride the the tricycles of steel ! WE RIDE THE TRICYCLES OF STEEL !! Din din, the bell rings, our tricycles are for kings (They run just like they had unicorn wings) Din din, the bell plays, our ticycles are for gays (Because there's no saddle where our ass lays)
Submitted by Nargaroth — Apr 26, 2025
Brothers of the power, true metal of the kings Ride the king of metal, true power of the brothers We're the power of the steel, to fight for the battle The battle of the power, of the steel of the fight!!! Kings of southern coasts of the true metal of the world Power's still with us, we'll never fall !! True metal of the world! ah-ah True metal of the world! Hell is bursting out for the holy wings of steel Steel of hell is holy and we like ham very much But ham and steel is better, for lunch and for sinner Battle for the power of the kings of the dinner ! Brothers of true metal howling, fighting in the crowd Kill for the true metal screaming loud !
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Apr 26, 2025
(In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company commercial often aired in Italy) (Some knight:) "Un brindisi!" (A toast!) (King:) "Ciambellano!" (Seneschal / Master of Ceremonies!) (Seneschal:) "Si, vostra Altezza!" (Yes, my Lord?) (K:) "UN happy meal!" (A Happy Meal!) (S:) "Come vuole, ecco." (Sure. Here you are.) (K:) "Coff.. gouggh..." (Coughs) (S:) "Sire!" (K:) "Ma questo happy meal... freddo!" (But.... this Happy Meal... is COLD!) (S:) "Ma, vostsra altezza..." (But... Sir...) (K:) "Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo!" (But.... this Happy Meal... SUCKS!) (S:) "Ma..." (But...) (K:) "DECAPITATELO!" (Decapitate him!)
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 06, 2026
Walking on the hill, with the crown of steel Going to macdonald, to eat an happy meal To eat an happy meal, to eat an happy meal He’s going to mac donald to eat an happy meal He’s the king, King of the hill, of the happy meal He’s the king Walking on the land, with the sword in hand He gave the queen a lot of fun (I think you understand) I think you understand,I think you understand He’s given me a lot of fun I think you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh He’s the king King of the hill of the happy meal Of the queen of the (understand) he’s the king Singing to the wind, the tale of the king Of Luca Turilli all the elves and other epic things Luca Turilli’s bad, Luca Turilli’s mad But we don’t want with singing this to make Turilli sad He’s the king King of the hill of the happy meal Of the queen of the (understand) Of the wind of the epic things He’s the king The story comes to an end ,but don’t worry my friend Just push the "rewind" button, to listen it again One more thing we must say ,before you go away We must warn you : Potowotominmak is gay He’s the king King of the hill of the happy meal Of the queen of the (understand) Of the wind of the epic thigs Of the say of the away of the rewind button
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Apr 26, 2025
Potentia Magni Gladi Vobis! Potentia (Potentia) Magni Gladi Vobis (Vobis)! Potentia (Potentia) Magni Gladi Vobis (Vobis)!
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 16, 2026
Power, of the power, Of the power, Of the power, Of the power, Of the power , Of the Great Sword!
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
(This one is a joke about Nanowar's song "Master of Pizza" - a spoof on the gap between South Italy and North Italy - which has been much criticised for being racist, since some idiot thought it was all serious) (Speaker:) Ehi, ragazzi abbiamo una chiamata! (Ehi, guys, we have a call!) Sentiamo chi scassa la minchia (Let's hear who wants to break our balls...) Pronto, chi parla? (Hello?) (Pino:) Sono Pino (I'm Pino!) (Speaker:) Ciao Pino, da dove chiami? (Hello, Pino! Where are you calling from?) (Pino:) Da 'na pizzeria. (From a Pizzeria) (Speaker:) Pino, sei in onda! Vuoi dirci qualcosa? (Pino, you're on air! Would you like to say something?) (Pino (with STRONG Naples accent):) "Si, volevo dire 'na cosa... che... voi di Radio-grafia siete bravi guaglio', per~ ce 'sta una cosa che nun me piace tanto... voi dite Napule cos".. cosi... Napulebbello, ce stanno tanti problemi ma non che sono tutti cos"... Anche con sti Nanowar... Master of pizza... basta.... avete rotto il cazzo... non ne voglio senti' cchi." (Yes, I just wanted to say... that... you guys at Radio-Graphy are Good Fellas, but.. there's somwething which... really gets on my nerves... you always say all those bad things about Naples... this... well... Naples is beautiful... there are many problems but... not everybody is a criminal... also, these Nanowar guys... they've got me pissed off... I don't wanna hear them anymore!)
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 06, 2026
I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower I wash my hands from the poser's blood I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair Then I polish my long flesh sword And I say: Metal ! - LA LA LA LA LA L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a stasera With pride I recall, the battles that I fought And proudly I'm singing this song SING IT LOUD !!!!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
HAIL, HAIL , HAIL & KILL !! Heavy, Metal !! Heavy Metal gays !! Better pizza than happy meal, It's better pizza than happy meal Healthy food is made of steel Better pizza than happy meal !! Nanowar, Nanowar living on the road When we're in town posers explode We only attract whimps , 'cause we're too dumb Just two retard people, that's Nanowar’s crowd Queens of metal, we're here to make you laugh And if you don't, we're gonna kick you ass Keep on burping ,we always will Other bands play!! Nanowar Gay !!
Submitted by Lake of Tears — Nov 09, 2025
Forgive me, oh mum and dad For the telecom sent the bill with wrath, But i believed that the call was short Let him who hasn't a girlfriend Go and call the number of the bitch Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166 I was alone, I took the phone, I needed time to think the number I saw on tv Who did I hear! can I believe A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me I've always thought, I've always dreamed Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy 'Cos in my dreams, it's always there One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair Night was black and I wanted to fuck I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv In Netherlands the whores are close at hand But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see 166 the number of the bitch Hot chat line is going on tonight You can go on , ‘till the end of the road You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done ! 166 the numer of the bitch 30 euro the price for you and me Pigs and gays, and everyone who says " I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate" Take the phone, order some whores at home They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice 166 the number of the bitch 144 the number of the whore To a sexy shop, I will return And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn I have the programs on pay TV I have the hands to make libido take its course.
Submitted by Infernal Flame — Nov 09, 2025
Di' le tue preghiere piccolino, non scordarti mio figlio di includere ognuno Croccante fuori, morbido dentro, tieniti libero dal peccato, che arriva l'uomo di Sabbia Dormi con un occhio aperto, attaccati forte al cuscino Uscita luce, entrata notte, prendi la mia mano Con la pasta del capitano Qualcosa sbagliato, spegni la luce, pensieri pesanti stanotte e non si tratta di biancaneve Sogni di guerra, sogni di pace, sogni di pollo alla brace, e di cose che mordono Dormi con il culo scoperto, attaccati forte al cuscino Stai zitto piccolino non dire una parola. E non badare a quel rumore che hai sentito. E' solo una bestia dentro al tuo letto, nella tua testa nel tuo cassetto ! ESPLOSIONE !
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Nov 09, 2025
La- la- la- la- la / la- la- la- la- la Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior Going to his grandma living on the hill Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior Crossing the path through the forest of steel
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
Metal! Nickel! Iron! Fire And Steel Zinc! Uranium! Titanium! Metal's their will Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium! Fire And Steel Cobaltum! Thorium! Stronitium! Metal's their will Gallium! Prometium! Palladium! Fire And Steel Metallium! Germanium! Tecntetium! Metal's their will Fermium! Caesium! Einsteinium! Fire And Steel Litium! Radium! Berillium! Metal's their will
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025