Into Gay Pride Ride
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Submitted by Lake of Tears — Feb 16, 2026
Who has pissed in your umbrella and stole the shoes to Cinderella ? Who has framed Roger Rabbit, and who married Lory bobbit? Bridge: Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No? Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no! Chorus: It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar! Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it Taller than Mario Bros Using the pink side of the force Like Dork Vader on Star Wars Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it D-Jedis of universe Who made Ozzy get so fat cooking his hamburger with a bat? Who suggested Manowar the title of their album Gods Of War? Bridge: Is it Gamma Ray? No! Is it Dragonforce? No! Is it Lunapop? No! No no no no no! Chorus: It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar! Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it Taller than Mario Bros Kickin' ass to all the world! Lickin' ass to all the whores! Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it We're the pimps of Universe Who looks under a nun's skirt finding things not of this earth? Who has told the Japanese When make photo you say cheese? Bridge: Is it Helloween? Is it Sacred Steel? Is it Ryanair? No! No no no no no! Chorus: It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar! Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it Uglier than Michael J. Fox Using the pink side of the force Like Dork Vader on Star Wars Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it D-Jedis of universe
Submitted by SerpentEve — Apr 26, 2025
He comes with the bus, from uncle Griefus Goes back with the bike, he stole it from Mike A master of chess, a thunderous ass Time has come for the Stormlord to come Bridge: Stormlord of Power! Power! Stormlord of Power, Power, Power! Chorus: Stormlord of Power, Stormlord of Might, Stormlord of Power, kill and fight! Stormlord of Hegel, Stormlord of Kant, Stormlord of Study, he's not ignorant! When Death SS call, he scrabbles his balls He drenches Nesquick in the milk of the dick He comes from the park, to bring you the dark Time has come for the Stormlord to come Bridge: Stormlord of Power! Power! Stormlord of Power, Power, Power! Chorus: Stormlord of Power, Stormlord of Might, Stormlord of Power, kill and fight! Stormlord of Hegel, Stormlord of Kant, Stormlord of Study, he's not ignorant!
Submitted by Iron_Wraith — Apr 26, 2025
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We ride the tricycles of true metal of steel While other bands play, we eat happy meal In the forest of minerals... The poseurs we kill! Our metal's so strong, 'cos our dick is so long Our dinner's so long, 'cos our ham is so strong You think it's my chastity belt... But they're my true metal underpants! Our legions in Curno, Marino and Tivoli Terme Our sisters in Pieve, Venetico and Bar Novo Basaldella, Fiumicino, back to the glory of Busto Arsizio! Born from the thunder, black steel wind and fire Stormlords of power, we study Schopenhauer For the metal we stand... But also for Chopin! Bridge: Save the village, fight the dragon, Ride the big Station Wagon Mighty warrior, come with me Sail across the red sea!! For the Power, for the Glory, For the movie "Toy Story" For the "Hell On Stage Live" And Eiffel 65! Fight! Fight! Fight! Looca Toorilli, Odino and Valhalla, Unite in the shower of Metal Lallalla And join the gay dragon's party... With Lucio Dalla! Our metal is true, and true metal wins Leads us to fly on absorbent wings: 166 tampax are drowned in the blood of the queens Bridge: Fight the tremors with the Baygon, Like the great Kevin Bacon, Mighty warrior, come with me Sail across the red sea!! For the power, for the glory, For the movie "Toy Story" For the "Hell On Stage Live" And Eiffel 65! Fight! Fight! Fight! Chorus: Fight, fight, fight! For the glory! Fight! For the blood of the queens!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
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Odino the herd, dressed in silk Talked to the cows, drinking their milk: "Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese!" Odino the sommelier, tasting his wine Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine: "You cannot have the bottle full, and your wife drunk!" How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino! Bridge: Narrow the leaf, large is the way! Follow the Gods and do what they say Chorus: La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino! La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla! La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino! La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la! Odino the thunder, shaking his fist Gave his opinion to the metereologist: "Red sky in the evening, we hope for good weather!" Odino the pirate, who stands all alone Said this to none, 'coz the sailors were gone! "Who finds a friend, finds a treasure!" How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino! Bridge: Narrow the leaf, large is the way! Follow the Gods and do what they say Chorus: La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino! La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla! La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino! La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la! To other Gods, no veneration When Odino's at the consolle Let's shake our asses, in the danceroom DJ Odino rules da world DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall! Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla!
Submitted by Immortal — Apr 26, 2025
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Surprise love, the first day that I found you I knew you had something more than other girls Surprise love, there's a hole inside of me And you filled it up with such a special gift Surprise love, there's a strong feeling between us I can sense it pushing hard through my body Surprise love, I still feel your warm embrace If I turn around and leave you right behind me Chorus: You know that love is a big deal And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal Think about love, forget the rest And nevermind those black hairs on her breast. And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt... 'Coz it's Surprise Love! Surprise love, everyday you let me see A side of you I've never seen before Surprise love, everytime you come to me You enter in my home from the backdoor Surprise love, I'm the king and you're my queen But the scepter's in your hand and not in mine Surprise load, is what I found between your legs A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs... Chorus: You know that love is a big deal And leaves inside wounds that you can't heal Think about love, forget the rest And nevermind those black hairs on her breast And nevermind the chicken in his nest And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt... 'Coz it's Surprise Love! Intermezzo: A missile's gonna strike you A torpedo's comin' near to sink you down An arrow embedded in your heart And a big flesh rod implanted in your ass.... So don't be afraid! Surprise load, is what I found between your legs A bald chicken, a black nest, with two big eggs... Chorus: You know a car needs gasoline And in the same way love needs vaseline Think about love, forget the rest And nevermind those black hairs on her breast And nevermind the chicken in his nest And never fear huge bulge emerging, right under her belt... 'Coz it's Surprise Love!
Submitted by Celtic Frost — Apr 26, 2025
Ma che ce frega Ma che ce 'mporta Se l'oste ar vino c'ha messo l'acqua E noi je dimo, e noi je famo C'hai messo l'acqua e nun te pagamo Ma però Noi semo quelli Che j'arisponnemo in coro E' mejo er vino, de li castelli De questa zozza società Ce piaciono li polli L'abbacchio e le galline Perché so senza spine e nun so come er baccalà La società dei magnaccioni La società della gioventù A noi ce piace, de magnà e beve E nun ce piace da lavorà Oste... Portace n'artro litro Che noi se lo bevemo E poi j'arisponnemo Embè? Embè? Che c'è? E quanno er vino 'mbè C'ariva ar gozzo 'mbè Ar gargarozzo 'mbè Je fa 'n ficozzo 'mè Pe' falla corta, pe' falla breve Mio caro oste portace da beve!
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 26, 2025
Sit down all you little children Listen well to me I'll tell of Blind Guardian Dragonforce and Rhapsody To listen to their songs You need to know a lot of things And read at least seventy times The "Lord Of The Rings" This maybe sounds too long For you child to be done But don't be afraid my little children Go and take your helm No, this won't sound too long Pay attention now my son 'Cos Nanowar will drive you across The whole enchanted realm Let's talk about the elf Where does he live? Where does he live? He lives inside the green of Luca Tour Hill Luca Tour Hill He mows the enchanted lawn Drying his hair with the phon Singing al day long His homosexual elvish song: Bridge: "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to stick my dick Between Looca Tour Illy's cheeks" He stuck inside his bed To do what can't be told But we can sing togheter The homosexual elvish call Chorus: HAIL! Elf! Elf! Elf! And what about the Dwarf Where does he live? Where does he live? He dwells inside the bath of Lou-Ka Tu-Ril, Lou-Ka Tu-Ril! He cuts the enchanted wood And the dick of Robin Hood Singing very rude In a bald and dwarvish mood: Bridge: "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to smash my mace Into Luka Turillee's face" He went behind his back And pointed at his neck What happened you may guess It's time to sing our song at last Chorus: HAIL! Dwarf! Dwarf! Dwarf! It's time to call the Orc Where does he live? Where does he live? He lives inside the sock Of Luca Tureell, Luca Tureell A mage with a great spell Tried to stop his haunting smell No Orc, as you would tell It's Tour-hill who's dirt like hell Bridge: "I've got it very long I've got it very strong I'm going to use my bats To squash Looma Tupilli's guts" He waited in his room For Numa Pompili's doom He'll wish not to be born At the sound of Orcish Horn!! Chorus: HAIL! Orc! Orc! Orc!
Submitted by Pestilence — Apr 26, 2025
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Langue in me, l'audace desio Di soggiacer nelle regali stanze Per donar, colà l'augello mio A colei che fa vivaci danze Le movenze sue, seppur sì caste Svegliaron in me l'antico ardore Che in lunghe notti pederaste Celai dentro di me con gran dolore Bridge: Vi canto amici miei, un'epica pornografia Dello signore mio e della sua compagnia Chorus: Non vuol piu esser pederasta, e così sia ! Giovani rampolli mai mancarono Per estati e inverni, giorni e notti Il talamo mio ei visitarono Per gioir di flompini e sdrufolotti Tal imprese oramai son di passati E li guardo ancor con gran disdegno Troppi in me si son avventurati Lo retro mio è carne mica legno! Bridge: Vi canto amici miei, un'epica pornografia Dello signore mio e della sua compagnia Chorus: Gli amanti l'han consumato, ma ha preso un'altra via Guardo la mia amata e le sorrido Porgendo la mia man da cavaliere Con un gemito risponde, forse un grido E la lecca, con sommo mio piacere La distendo sul mio letto, l'accarezzo Contropelo, senza fretta Slaccio il collar suo, un gran bel pezzo Che gioia far l'amor con la cagnetta! Bridge: Vi canto amici miei, un'epica pornografia Dello signore mio e della sua compagnia Chorus: L'amor suo è sbocciato, si da alla zoofilia!
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Apr 26, 2025
I crossed the valleys the dust of midlands to search for the third key to open the gates Now I'm near the altar the secret inside as legend told my beloved sun light the dragon's eyes On the way to the glory I'll honor my sword to serve right ideals and justice for all For the king for the land for the mountains for the green valleys where dragons fly for the glory the power to win the black lord I will search for the emerald sword Only a warrior with a clear heart could have the honour to be kissed by the sun Yes I am that warrior I followed my way Led by the force of cosmic souls I can reach the sword In a long bloody battle that prophecies told the light will prevail hence wisdom is gold For the king for the land for the mountains for the green valleys where dragons fly for the glory the power to win the black lord I will search for the emerald sword
Submitted by Cyberwaste — Apr 26, 2025
Out in the forest, on the grass I lay Reading a volume I bought on eBay The pages are dusty, yellow and old Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss Shower of gold, non sparkling beverage The low rate of carbohydrates makes me bold... Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Delizia, primizia, malizia Peperlizia, egizia, immondizia Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Patrizia, sevizia, letizia Giudizia, Yakuzia, Pomezia Page after page, line after line Delicious taste, excrement of a swine Darky and brown, creamy consistence Enters my mouth, I oppose no resistance Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Gentile, robusto e fruttato Prelibato e gustoso al palato Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Caramella, fruittella, Graziella Mozzarella, nutella, Scaramella Blessed be, Karkagnor, with no other term Who forged yummy dishes, but flavoured like sperm Blessed be, Karkagnor, the almighty cook It makes my mouth water, the sight of his book But now, what I see? Cholesterol, lipids in me! Monosaccharides, polysaccharides, I'm still longing for thee! Proteinic support is now starting to flee - this is hell! Thanks to your meal I've contracted hepatite C Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food Unhealty and toxic but nonetheless good Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy chef Forbidden by both FAO and UNICEF Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food! Cialda croccante al sapor di pupù Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy Chef! In un mondo di malinconia al caffè And where have you been, Kai Hansel my son? And where have you been, my Hanson young man? I've been to Sad Donald, mother make my bed soon 'Cos I'm full in the stomach, rest all the afternoon And what did you eat there, Kai Hansel my son? And what did you eat there, Mike Jackson young man? An Unhappy Meal, mother free toilet soon 'Cos my anus is whistling for a shit like the moon And how was the food there, Kai Hansel my son? And how was the food there, Rich' Benson young man? Delicious but cruel, mother dig my grave soon For I'm doomed by Karkagnor's sick plexiglass spoon [close]
Submitted by Morgoth — Apr 26, 2025
Out in the forest, on the grass I lay Reading a volume I bought on eBay The pages are dusty, yellow and old Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss Shower of gold, non sparkling beverage The low rate of carbohydrates makes me bold... Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Delizia, primizia, malizia Peperlizia, egizia, immondizia Aaahhh Aaahhh Aaahhh Patrizia, sevizia, letizia Giudizia, Yakuzia, Pomezia Page after page, line after line Delicious taste, excrement of a swine Darky and brown, creamy consistence Enters my mouth, I oppose no resistance Oh Oh Oh Gentile, robusto e fruttato Prelibato e gustoso al palato Oh Oh Oh Caramella, fruittella, Graziella Mozzarella, nutella, Scaramella Blessed be, Karkagnor, with no other term Who forged yummy dishes, but flavoured like sperm Blessed be, Karkagnor, the almighty cook It makes my mouth water, the sight of his book But now, what I see? Cholesterol, lipids in me! Monosaccharides, polysaccharides I'm still longing for thee! Proteinic support is now starting to flee - this is hell! Thanks to your meal I've contracted hepatite C Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food Unhealthy and toxic but nonetheless good Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy chef Forbidden by both FAO and UNICEF Damned be, Karkagnor, and your poisoned food! Cialda croccante al sapor di pup Damned be, Karkagnor, you unholy Chef! In un mondo di malinconia al caff And where have you been, Kai Hansel my son? And where have you been, my Hanson young man? I've been to Sad Donald, mother make my bed soon 'Cos I'm full in the stomach, rest all the afternoon And what did you eat there, Kai Hansel my son? And what did you eat there, Mike Jackson young man? An Unhappy Meal, mother free toilet soon 'Cos my anus is whistling for a shit like the moon And how was the food there, Kai Hansel my son? And how was the food there, Rich' Benson young man? Delicious but cruel, mother dig my grave soon For I'm doomed by Karkagnor's sick Plexiglas spoon
Submitted by Immortal — Feb 06, 2026