Genghis Khan (The Genghis Khan Song to End All Genghis Khan Songs)
This is the story of one of us, on the Mountains of Khentii was randomly born The story so far has been always ignored except by Sabaton, Warkings, The Hu, Cavalera Conspiracy, Running Wild, Uuhai, Avantasia and Iron Maiden Gengis Khan! We are the witnesses of his incredible life We'll tell you 97% of the truth Unlike other bands have done in the past Like Sabaton, Warkings, Running Wild, Cavalera Conspiracy, The Hu, Uuhai, Avantasia and Iron Maiden (Instrumental)! With dental braces and coke bottle glasses (This is fake news, this isn’t correct) He's always been a special kid (I appreciate your effort, but this is historically inaccurate) Rejected twice by the Art Academy of Ulaanbataar He failed the horse riding test, but we follow him on the warfront! We are the Mongol Horde Horsemen of the Mongol Lord We live for the Clan We die for the Khan We are the Mongol Horde Nurse-men of the Mongol Lord We promised his mum we'll take care of Ghengis Khan! He fought in Viet Nam against Ho Chi Min (Mongolia and Vietnam were both in the socialist block) He was a pioneer of the Ping Pong diplomacy (In Mongolia we prefer archery to be honest) CEO of the fast food franchising Buba Khan Shrimp LLC War’s like a chocolate box, you don't know who you're gonna behead We are the Mongol Horde Horsemen of the Mongol Lord We live for the Clan We die for the Khan We are the Mongol Horde Comrades of the Mongol Lord There's no one who can run as fast as Genghis Gump! Genghis Khan He was a modern reformer Genghis Khan He wanted to reduce our carbon footprint Genghis Khan Greta Thunberg would be proud of him If Genghis Khan was alive today, he would listen to The Cure, The Smiths and Depeche Mode He slept with thousands of women (This is actually true!) Millions of men, still carry his genes (Around 0.5% of the world population to be accurate) Mongolian Stallion was his nickname on Tinder and Hinge Master of threesomes and orgies, he nailed 21 in a row! We are the Mongol Horde Horsemen of the Mongol Lord We live for the Clan We die for the Cunt We are the Mongol Horde Wingmen of the Mongol Lord No amount of seed has been spread as Genghis's Cum! And better not mention the deeds of Genghis's Mum!
Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026
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Submitted by Sexy Gargoyle — Mar 26, 2026