Act of Faith

Mo' hoes, mo' hoes, mo' hoes Straight to the hookers is where I go While my main man's down chillin' at the peep show It's not that I think we gotta pay for it We're just sick of modern woman bullshit One-on-one, we're always going super solo I just want to drop my load and go Freakin' on the peep show, my time was up Searching for perfect blonde beauty with a big butt Funny that she kissed me, it was just my luck She was just what I was looking for, a peep-show nut Mo' hoes, mo' hoes, mo' hoes Freakin' at the peep shows, that's where all my money goes You thought I pay my bills? Hell no, I pay the hoes Takin' carе of the matter at hand And I'm jerkin' it off just as fast as I can Workin' at jеrkin' because I got that Slackin' at jackin', just waiting for the climax Freakin' on the peep show, my time was up Searching for perfect blonde beauty with a big butt Funny that she kissed me, it was just my luck She was just what I was looking for, a peep-show nut Mo' hoes, mo' hoes, mo' hoes

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

I've got a friend Mr. Right Hand I've got a friend He's Mr. Right Hand Sometimes I'm sad I really need some bad He's always gonna be there Because he's my right-hand man I feel Dick when he's mad (So I) ask Mr. Hand for some Tender, loving care Most times all Dick needs Is a hand, from his man Whoah whoah whoah whoah Yeah yeah-ee yeah I've got a friend Mr. Right Hand I've got a friend He's Mr. Right Hand

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

You always get the wrong idea Can't you hear a word I say? I am through trying with you I have told you too many times About the way that I feel And it goes right through your ears And onto the floor Then you kick it away Can’t you understand? There is so much more to see Why won't you understand? Stop thinking you can be free It's always you that says "listen to me" Like there is no one else in the world And that this world revolves around you Open your eyes and see the truth It does not work that way, my dear Your pain will never go away Until you stop and look around And see there is so much more to be found

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke She put this shit on my dick It was minty green And it looked like Jell-O She threw it on me so quick I jumped up and Johnson said "'Ow ya doin!" I now have a burning Johnson Diablo is his name He always wears a jacket 'Cause we got two heads But we got one brain Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire Please don't burn the Johnson My Johnson's on fire I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke I smell smoke Understand that this is no joke

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

I am the new nomad A man to follow no fad Tripping and skipping All over the globe I have no house The world is my home I am I am I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good, yeah I am I am New Jersey is a place To hang my hat For some it's like this But for me it's like that There never is a place I don't wanna go Baloney and cheese To go to México I am I am I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good, yeah I am the new nomad A man to follow no fad Tripping and skipping All over the globe I have no house The world is my home I am I am I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good I feel good, yеah I feel good I feel good, yeah I feel good, yeah I am

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

Summertime hits me Like a rock in the face I wake in the midday sun 'Cause I got time to waste There's so much on my mind And so little to do I spend my days searchin' 'Cause I need someone new Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh And if I only had you I could see it through Summertime hits me Like a rock in the face I wake in the noon-day sun 'Cause I got time to waste There's so much on my mind And so littlе to do I spend my days searchin' 'Cause I need somеone new Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh Summertime hits me Oh-oh, ho-oh And if I only had you I could see it through Now don't get me wrong (wrong), I ain't no lazy bum (bum) My summers used to be filled with plenty of fun (plenty of fun) We used to hang in the sun and even the rain (even the rain) But now my friends are gone, girl — got nothing to say (nothing to say) You were my special girl, but so far away (so far away) If I were granted one wish today (right) You'd be by my side, girl, and be my only one Spending a lifetime on the beach in the sun (Right) You and me, girl – a family In the sun, on the run The way it should be You and me, girl – a family In the sun, on the run The way it should be You and me, girl – a family In the sun, on the run That's the way it should be You and me, girl – a family In the sun, on the run The way it should be Right The way it should be, right The way it should be, right The way it should be, right The way it should be, right The way it should be, right

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go It is the truth of the matter That the bigger and the fatter The slicker and the wetter The better, can't forget her I love her I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he be goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he be goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (Check out the heifer chillin' solo I her) Because I got a thing for blondes It's just like, me and her – we bond Like a hand in a glove Makin' babies, makin' love I lovе her I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he bе goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he be goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (Check out the heifer chillin' solo I her) A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo She is a peach, a plum, a honeydew You wear me out, you know that you Make me wanna stop and say hello You turn around and say "I gotta go" I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he be goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (He's gotta go, he be goin') I, I, I, I gotta go (Check out the heifer chillin' solo I her) A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you A guy's gotta goo when a guy's gotta goo Be droppin' loads all over you This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo This guy's gotta goo

Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 10, 2026

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