Monster Magnet
Earspot in a cornfield We got a girl in an army coat Pull up the Gran Turino And play some music for the holy ghost Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Praise be to the Bullgod She got fleas stuck all over her skin Take a dive in the nose bleed And let the snake dance begin She licked a sheet of blotter Now she's breathing through her teeth Hissing like a snake with tits and Squirming up to me Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Go go go I'm so fucking stoned If Satan lived in Heaven he'd be me And acid dirty doves and stupid sheep That bone did triple I can make you see Rub that naked belly up to me Go go go Yeah baby smoke them bones Go go go I'm so fucking stoned If Satan lived in Heaven he'd be me And acid dirty doves and stupid sheep That bone did triple, I can make you see Rub that naked belly up to me Up to me yeah Up to me Up to me, yeah Up to me
Submitted by MetalElf — Feb 23, 2026
Well, my buddy Joe gave me a laughing pill Well, it tasted like shit and it gave me the chills I saw his girlfriend's face in a bucket of water He said a buck for the snatch and a nipple's a quarter, yeah, yeah Well, I'm telling you freaks, I've got eyes in the back of my head And I can hear you laughing at me when I'm lying in bed You better be righteous when you're cuttin' me up 'Cause you be doing me light and I'll be fucking you up I had a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm, get down I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back, got a hole in my arm I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm, alright
Submitted by johnmansley — Feb 22, 2026
Bought another copy of fragile Seeds were bustin' up the spine I think I cracked my skull doin' airplanes Not too many but it's just fine Pussy scratching sniff in a playboy Christ I'm a good looking man Fifteen miles to cop on a stingrays Boys will gonna ride tonight Goofballs in the 70's nipples Gotta get our heads just right Sit me on the lap of the Gods, babe Cover me with skin and hair Bought another copy of Zoso Seeds were bustin' up the spine I think I wet my pants doin' whippets Not too many but it's just fine Sit me on the lap of the Gods, babe Cover me with skin and hair Ride a number one on the home train Screw you if you think I can't Smoke
Submitted by Warbringer — Apr 18, 2026
That backseat smells like mold And the carpet is screaming That white trash honey Bet she fucks like a demon Is that the reason Is that the reason Is that the reason I betray? From years of doing bongs And jerking off in my parent's place I'm just a-popping my blackheads In Freak Shop USA The sun rises on me All freaks go to hell Is that the reason Is that the reason Is that the reason I betray?
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 23, 2026
Screaming out in the street Witness the birth of a freak Stinking malformed geek Don't waste the drool Johnny Shiny aluminum mind But his dirty stick works just fine Scrawny unwashed behind She likes you, Johnny Love me, show animal reign Kiss me, weave my fucking brain Wild baby, shoot for the back of the freak as his head explodes Laughin, spittin' boy Becomes a laughin', spittin' man Drooling mutant glands You're twitchin', Johnny Shiny aluminum mind But his dirty stick works just fine Scrawny unwashed behind She hates you, Johnny Love me, show animal reign Kiss me, weave my fucking brain Wild baby, shoot for the back of the freak as his head explodes Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Ow, Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Lizard Johnny Owwwwww
Submitted by Dahmers Fridge — Feb 23, 2026
[Instrumental] Thanks to melvinfz0301 for sending these lyrics. Submits, comments, corrections are welcomed at webmaster@darklyrics.com MONSTER MAGNET LYRICS
Submitted by Corpse Defiler — Apr 18, 2026