Milking the Stars: A Re-Imagining of Last Patrol

Oh mama, don't you know this is my last crusade That's right, I'm cashin' out Your boy has got it made I've got a ten foot blond She's waiting on the moon That girl is living sin I'm gonna be there soon The last patrol Well let the games begin Let's let the circus burn 'Cause I'm a wise old dog and you have much to learn It's a cosmic joke those suckers never knew Before I melt this ball I'm gonna burn them too The last patrol Baby, can you save my heart and take this gig into the stars Melt the ghosts inside my head The same ones who told me rock was dead No more will those dogs pervert the life I've lead in motion blur I'll fry the fools who'll never learn And leave them in my after-burn Let's let the circus burn

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Brother, can you help me now I feel my mind is drifting Lost between the sacred grains of sand forever shifting Dormammu is looming and of that you can be sure I can sense the yawning of his dimension’s door So turned on What we all knew is gone Burn your wheels into the sun Surrender to the mindless ones Great Vishanti I am gone, a white haired girl is crying All beliefs are thrown to hell, the ancient one is dying My astral self is frozen and there’s no way I’m returning I must gaze into the eye, I watch my body burning

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Sure is cold here and I ain’t lyin’ The stairs lead nowhere and time is dead If I had someone just to listen I’d tell them stories of paradise When I was young I crossed an ocean Crossed an ocean oh, so far away Cosmic circus, instant passions I found a way for me to make it pay Well let me guess now, my little monkey You love your salt and your cigarettes And with your eyes shut you see Valhalla You’ve lost some fight but you ain’t done yet Now come a little bit closer Well ain’t that nice You and me girl, between the raindrops Little pieces of paradise Baby, I’m dyin’ so let’s do some cryin’ Let’s cherish some sins in the cave Under the rainbow where no one will ever know We’ll make such a beautiful place Sure is hot here It’s like a jungle Hot enough for life to grow But it’s just too much I can’t take the hassle There ain’t no air and it’s time to go We’ve got the scars to prove us Well ain’t that nice All our laughin’ and all our cryin’ are little memories of paradise

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Someone tell those slobs, that they got it wrong They screwed us good, and gave the whole circus away Venus warm my bed, ‘cause I’m coming home now I’m crashing the ship, and just walking away Somebody told me once that you were deeper than darkness A shining face on a body that could send me to war Naked flesh in the heart of a nuclear sunrise, baby Drain that lizard’s tank until there ain’t any more Throw my burned out head in a lake of fire I'll satisfy my soul on the other side Pump me till I’m gone and I can’t get back I’ll smoke you fuckers out at the end of time I saw this girl once, and her hair was on fire Her eyes like stars, she’s never left my mind A planet bird, singing her phoenix song, now Electric children’s voices at the end of time Somebody told me once that you were deeper than darkness A serpent's head on a body that could send me to war Naked skin looks good in the nuclear sunrise, baby Drain that lizard’s life until there ain’t anymore Throw my burned out head in a lake of fire I'll satisfy my soul on the other side Pump me till I’m gone and I can’t get back I’ll smoke you fuckers out at the end of time Yeah, wash my tired brain in an acid bath Fuck me till I’m dead and I can’t get back I’ll satisfy my soul on the other side Smoke my baby out at the end of time Throw my burned out head in a lake of fire I'll satisfy my soul on the other side Pump me till I’m gone and I can’t get back I’ll smoke you fuckers out at the end of time Yeah, wash my tired brain in an acid bath Fuck me till I’m dead and I can’t get back I’ll satisfy my soul on the other side Smoke my baby out at the end of time

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Wake up, my baby, I need one last taste There's a few facts now, that we gotta face Ain't no train coming The whole thing is fucked, no one's winning this race Wake up, my baby, 'cause I need one last taste You lied to me now, and I lied to you Simply because it was something to do So much fun pushing You can't expect for this shit to stay new Wake up, my baby, 'cause I need one more taste Wake up, my baby, 'cause I need one more day Remember your plan, about milking the stars Owning that heat and then melting those hearts Well I was your beta, and I sure loved the fire But you're harsh looking, ugly, and I'm suddenly tired Let's take a look at the world as its stands You're checking for snappers, and I'm wringing my hands I think it's high time I'm using that door 'Cause we've seen the end of this picture before

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Brothers, never discount a Tuesday You’d better spring for a good hotel You got to keep the talent starry eyed, yeah If you wanna keep ringin’ a bell, yeah It ain’t no theory, it’s the law, boy And while the dabblers keep douchin’ around Old Eisenhower’s got his candle lit, baby A couple hours ’fore he rolls into town Roll right into town Roll right into town Roll right into town Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah I spend too much time chewin’ bubblegum You 'bout to spoil your old appetite Well I just reach in the hole of my enthusiastic soul And I show ‘em why they call me the creep How’s about a little camp fire, ladies? What say we sing a few songs? We got music and mirth and we got peace on this earth And I’m certain we all can get along We all can get along We all can get along We all can get along Cynthia and Jerry's got a message they‘re sayin’ All of you squares go home I say goddamn, I’m the luckiest man Come on and all sing along Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, hallelujah Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby Hallelujah, baby

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

I’ve got a feeling that no one cares ‘Bout all that confetti I throw in the air Nothing’s important yet everything is There ain’t no photo, I just don’t exist And the winds blow, and the sky looks cool And I make, my home, in the clouds I see the oceans, the mountains, the plains Rats and the suckers, the strong and the lame Sometimes I feel like flying on down Falling in love, and life on the ground And the winds blow, and the sun comes up And I wait, behind, the clouds Yes I live, behind, the clouds Raise Surya, to burn off the soil Make it safe for my eyes I’d pay good money just to get proved wrong For once in my goddamned life Pull me in, drag me down, into your ocean of love My wings are ragged, and my soul is gone So tired of floating above Sing to me baby your sweet refrain I feel I’m coming apart in this rain That’s all I need if that’s all I hear Some beautiful music as we disappear And the winds blow, and the sun comes down And I wait, behind, the clouds Yes I live, behind, the clouds Yeah I live, behind, the clouds

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

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Well there’s a crazy moon, been up all week And it’s messing with the things that I think and do And I find myself staring at a screen Wondering, how far we’ve come since the death of cool Ain’t no targets to aim for, man, no more mountains to climb At least they’re not where they used to be Why even keep it hard in a flat-lined world Where every piece of dung is the next big thing What’s gonna happen now? Will the good guys pull through somehow? Stay tuned till next time, and we’ll see what’s what Well the boys upstairs, with their best and worst intentions Know that chaos always wins out in the end They don’t got your back, so use your imagination And be pretty goddamned careful how you choose your friends So hold each other tight now, and look into each other’s eyes Don’t be too impressed with the ones above ‘Cause the world’s getting shaved by another drunken barber And you gotta build your trust with the ones you love Well the lies keep coming tough We need wings to stay above Stay tuned till next time, and we’ll see what’s what

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Checking out the office girls, on a Friday afternoon Well she’s got the shape I need, for the mine to break too soon It’s all dead moons, and chicken bones, and child don’t you fear You’ll be singing in a higher purpose, now your super nature’s clear Yeah, oh, it all comes near Well I swear I did you baby, back in '49 in vain When the devil lost the big war, but he figured out a way Now I watch and make the world come, adding dollars to the stack And I praise the day the duke of Supernature’s coming back Coming back Coming back My old pal Icarus rode too close to the sun And folks tend to get off sand when they see how the job gets done Now close your eyes, and pay no mind to the circles round your head The answer to those questions is right here in my own bed Yeah, oh, in my own bed Hit it Hey! Well I swear I did you baby, back in '49 in vain When the master lost the big one, and he figured out a way Now I watch and make the world come, adding dollars to that stack And I pray the day the duke of Supernature’s coming back, yeah Is coming back, now

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Hey! Last Patrol, are you ready? (Cheering) Alright 1, 2, 1-2-3-4 Oh mama, don't you know, this is my last crusade That's right I'm cashin' out, your boy has got it made I've got a ten foot blond, she's waiting on the moon That girl is living sin, I'm gonna be there soon Yeah, o-o-n, o-o-on The last patrol Well let the games begin, let's let the circus burn Well I'm a wise old dog, and you have much to learn Well it's a cosmic joke, those suckers never knew Before I melt this ball, I'm gonna burn them too Hey, woah-oh-oh, woah-oh The last patrol Woah-oh-oh, woah-oh The last patrol Alright! Baby, can you save my heart, and take this gig into the stars Melt the ghosts inside my head, the same ones who told me rock was dead No more will those dogs pervert, the life I've lead in motion blur I'll fry the fools who'll never learn, and leave them in my after-burn Oh yeah

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026

Three kingfishers birds you shall have Dive and swim in the ripples of your laugh Oh, I dreamed you were a jewel Sitting in a golden crown on My head, my head, my head Look at the tiny oceans in my hand Waves of liquid colors touch the sand Three kingfishers birds you shall have Dive and swim in the ripples of your laugh Oh, I dreamed you were a jewel Sitting in a golden crown on My head, my head, my head Woo! I like this (Audience cheers) Should we do it one more time? (Audience cheers) Except, let's get everything totally silent (Audience goes quiet) That's really good That's fucking good Oh, I dreamed you were a jewel Sitting in a golden crown on My head, my head, my head Hey!

Submitted by Morgoth — Feb 22, 2026